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blood orange: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke: doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are I thought it was the same person ngl. I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it. THERE’S AN UPDATE Stephanie is a true hero. my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet keep the updates coming please
blood orange: 100%
 facebook.com
 Hey everyone!
 Who's ready for Hawaii 2019?
 In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know
 it's a longgg way away...but
 I would still like to announce the dress code! I am
 giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that
 you will have time to find and pick out something nice
 : The dress code is very specific because it will be
 used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right,
 it will make our synchronized dancing along the
 beach really pop
 SO, without further adoo
 WOMEN (100-160 LBS)
 GREEN Velvet Sweater
 ORANGE Suede Pants
 -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when
 we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
 -Burberry Scarf
 MEN (100-200 LBS)
 PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
 Soda Hat
 All White Trainers
 -Plain Glow Sticks
 WOMEN (160 LBS +)
 -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material
 -BLACK heels
 MEN (200 LBS+)
 -all CAMOFLAGE
 BLACK sneakers
 CHILDREN
 RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form
 the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood
 orange or some bullshit!
 Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire
 after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of
 clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale,
 and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies
 and gents please, if you look like trash, so will
 we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit
 valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery,
 accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and
 gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn
 You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses!
 Mwana
beyoncescock:
vorecrimes:

charybdis-sans-fond:

imsuchacapricorn:


imsuchacapricorn:


caffeinatedcorvid:

lady-caryatid:


daffodyke:

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:


Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!


People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL




I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly  amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian  for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are


I thought it was the same person ngl.


I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.


THERE’S AN UPDATE


Stephanie is a true hero. 

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet


keep the updates coming please

beyoncescock: vorecrimes: charybdis-sans-fond: imsuchacapricorn: imsuchacapricorn: caffeinatedcorvid: lady-caryatid: daffodyke:...

blood orange: 100% facebook.com Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice : The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo WOMEN (100-160 LBS) GREEN Velvet Sweater ORANGE Suede Pants -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you) -Burberry Scarf MEN (100-200 LBS) PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket Soda Hat All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) -all CAMOFLAGE BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale, and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies and gents please, if you look like trash, so will we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery, accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses! Mwana doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like this exist. Interesting. this story has a part 2 THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
blood orange: 100%
 facebook.com
 Hey everyone!
 Who's ready for Hawaii 2019?
 In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know
 it's a longgg way away...but
 I would still like to announce the dress code! I am
 giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that
 you will have time to find and pick out something nice
 : The dress code is very specific because it will be
 used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right,
 it will make our synchronized dancing along the
 beach really pop
 SO, without further adoo
 WOMEN (100-160 LBS)
 GREEN Velvet Sweater
 ORANGE Suede Pants
 -Loubotin heels (the famous RED heeled shoes. when
 we spin and lift our feet, the effect will amaze you)
 -Burberry Scarf
 MEN (100-200 LBS)
 PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket
 Soda Hat
 All White Trainers
 -Plain Glow Sticks
 WOMEN (160 LBS +)
 -all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material
 -BLACK heels
 MEN (200 LBS+)
 -all CAMOFLAGE
 BLACK sneakers
 CHILDREN
 RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form
 the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood
 orange or some bullshit!
 Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire
 after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of
 clothing. Remember, the venue is extremely upscale,
 and we want to be looking our absolute BEST ladies
 and gents please, if you look like trash, so will
 we. All jokes aside, we want you to invest in an outfit
 valued at at least $1,000. This includes jewlery,
 accessories, makeup, and hair. Remember ladies and
 gents, this wedding is 24k themed for a reasorn
 You have a year and a half to get working. No excuses!
 Mwana
doctormemes:
symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:


Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!


People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

doctormemes: symmetraismygf: squeezemetillipop: hornsandblackwool: Are straight white people okay???? What is this?! People like th...

blood orange: PROGRAMMER DAD FRIEND THAT COMES OVER AND NEVER LEAVES WINEMOM GOTH TEEN LITTLE BROTHER - NERD - collects stamps - memorized entire bee movie script - likes art more than u never showers - dad jokes 24/7 - lovesrobots more than people -92% mental issues - says "fite me" too much - "welcome to my dark and twisted mind" - eyeliner always perf - just trying their best - watches anime - MCR 4 LYFE - really nice - cares what ppl think of them - takes bokemongo too seriously b4 swirls wine glass drinking from it like a dick - secretlyjudgingu - only drinks red wine - fake really gay snapchats everything - 2 pure 4 this world third wheel 4 everything - third wheel 4 everythina BETTER THAN YOu CousIN WEIRD UNCLE WEIRD UNCLE X1O DISTANT COusIN Kooky GRANDPA -"back in my day - laughs at everything -parano - waitina 4 some1 to ask about their fav cryptid - can build a bomb but doesn't know how to change their ringtone - always talking about their qf in canada - kinda boring kind of an asshole - has 1 friend - doesn't know what personal space is - the worst tbh - fake bitch - shady af outwordly will seduce a rock forfun - ownbiggest fan - lies on resume juages u Blood orange - owna 2002 nokia phone - pushes alasses up anime style b4 correcting somel - meme hoe always screaming - fueled by coffee - sh*tposts - aDORKable <p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>
blood orange: PROGRAMMER
 DAD
 FRIEND THAT COMES
 OVER AND NEVER LEAVES
 WINEMOM
 GOTH TEEN
 LITTLE BROTHER
 - NERD
 - collects stamps
 - memorized entire bee
 movie script
 - likes art more than u
 never showers
 - dad jokes 24/7
 - lovesrobots more than
 people
 -92% mental issues
 - says "fite me" too much
 - "welcome to my dark
 and twisted mind"
 - eyeliner always perf
 - just trying their best
 - watches anime
 - MCR 4 LYFE
 - really nice
 - cares what ppl think
 of them
 - takes bokemongo
 too seriously
 b4
 swirls wine glass
 drinking from it like a dick
 - secretlyjudgingu
 - only drinks red wine
 - fake
 really gay
 snapchats everything
 - 2 pure 4 this world
 third wheel 4 everything
 - third wheel 4 everythina
 BETTER THAN YOu
 CousIN
 WEIRD UNCLE
 WEIRD UNCLE X1O DISTANT COusIN
 Kooky GRANDPA
 -"back in my day
 - laughs at everything
 -parano
 - waitina 4 some1 to ask
 about their fav cryptid
 - can build a bomb but
 doesn't know how to change
 their ringtone
 - always talking about
 their qf in canada
 - kinda boring
 kind of an asshole
 - has 1 friend
 - doesn't know what
 personal space is
 - the worst tbh
 - fake bitch
 - shady af
 outwordly
 will seduce a rock forfun
 - ownbiggest fan
 - lies on resume
 juages u
 Blood orange
 - owna 2002 nokia phone
 - pushes alasses up anime
 style b4 correcting somel
 - meme hoe
 always screaming
 - fueled by coffee
 - sh*tposts
 - aDORKable
<p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Ya’ll were having so much fun with <a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153269333511/i-see-your-programmer-dad-and-raise-you-wine-mom">this</a> post that I decided to make a tag yourself meme out of it. </p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://riddlcr.tumblr.com/post/153445411249/yall-were-having-so-much-fun-with-this-post-that" class="tumblr_blog">riddlcr</a>...

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blood orange: 2015
 TUMBLR
 LIFETIME
 ACKIEVEMENTS
 PART 3
<h2>Tumblr Lifetime Achievement: Part Three</h2><p>Here’s to the Tumblrs who have spent years with us, aging like a fancy, expensive fromage. May they continue to get better and better.<br/></p><ol start="41"><li><a href="http://oneweekoneband.tumblr.com">One Week // One Band</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://bookavore.tumblr.com">Bookavore</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://housingworksbookstore.tumblr.com">House Works Bookstore Cafe on Tumblr</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://rejectedjokes.tumblr.com">The Internet by Ben Schwartz</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://oddfuture.tumblr.com">OFWGKTA</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://jtotheizzoe.tumblr.com">It&rsquo;s Okay to Be Smart</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com">Things Organized Neatly</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://samcannon.tumblr.com">Sam Cannon</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://jungleindierock.tumblr.com">Jungle Indie Rock</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://omgthatdress.tumblr.com">OMG that dress!</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://officialssay.tumblr.com">Officials Say the Darndest Things</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://hipsterlibertarian.tumblr.com">Bonnie Kristian</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://bringyourownbeamer.tumblr.com">BYOB (Bring Your Own Beamer)</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://fuckyeahfluiddynamics.tumblr.com">Fuck Yeah Fluid Dynamics</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://frankocean.tumblr.com">Frank Ocean</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://printedinternet.tumblr.com">The Printed Internet</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://bloodorangeforever.tumblr.com">Blood Orange</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://nypl.tumblr.com">The New York Public Library</a></li> 
<li><a href="http://awesomepeoplehangingouttogether.tumblr.com">Awesome People Hanging Out Together</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fuckyournoguchicoffeetable.tumblr.com">Fuck Your Noguchi Coffee Table</a></li></ol>

<h2>Tumblr Lifetime Achievement: Part Three</h2><p>Here’s to the Tumblrs who have spent years with us, aging like a fancy, expensive from...