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Being Alone, Crying, and Dude: thejorie: xilast-zurvifferman: thejorie: jackbecq: thejorie: 19leahjade96: thejorie: madamekagamine: thejorie: gccgrimm: thejorie: gucciballs: thejorie: peble: thejorie: My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed. do they smoke weed? Yes, actually. you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,) They don’t look like they smoke weed. Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad. Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle. I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING  Well that escalated quickly…… What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body* haha oh my god who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes. love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”. and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”. “the goo pile that is now your body” i’m dying over here, jesus please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun. *shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.* this dude playin omg  Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
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My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

Well that escalated quickly……

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omg 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels.
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


this is emmett and cullen they are best friends


This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.

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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels.
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


this is emmett and cullen they are best friends


This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.

clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlo...

Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

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Church, College, and Ellen DeGeneres: Disgusting Little Man are enemies in Bloodborne DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN Disgusting Little Man are enemies that can be found in the Forsaken Cainhurst Castle in Bloodborne. They attend to their duties and are mostly not hostile. Part knight and part servant, many will be scrubbing furiously when the Hunter arrives. Be mindful, however, as in an instant they can pull out their strange weapons and spill blood. Some servants carry golden canes that double as blowguns. Others carry elegant rapiers which they wield with frightening ease. CoMBAT INFORMATION Enemy Type Disgusting Little Man Disgusting Little Man are divided into 3 types th 560-910 1. Cleaning: Will be armed with a golden Threaded Cane and favors close range combat 2. Rapier: A little stronger than the cleaning Servants, he wears a cape and wields a rapier. 3. Chandelier +Cane: They're in charge of respawning Silver Ladies. They shoot darts from their cane and there are two variants DropsBlood Vial, Quicksilver Bullets, Numbing Mist, Blood Stone Chunk (in NG+), 560 -910 Blood Echoes First Floor Chandelier: Marks with Corruption rune but deals no serious dmg. The mark will increase damage taken and attract o Weak His feelings Strong No Locations Forsaken Cainhurst Castle o Second Floor Chandelier: Deals regular damage with his darts, does not mark you with the Corruption rune. STrateGıY Notes They are disgusting, little and men Their name comes from how disgusting and little these men are Despite their name (Disgusting Little Man), the Disgusting Little Man is gender neutral. Ellen Degeneres is an enemy in The Old Hunters DLC. ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES These giants make for the most aggressive and powerful enemies found in the research hall. Even when the player is not around, they attack their environment with a day time talk show. There are two of them, one behind a large mass of patients and flask throwers, another at the top of some stairs right before you reach the stair raising device. STraTeG)Y . They're very fast on their feet but that doesn't mean you can't escape their aggro zone Though fast and powerful they're not very original when it comes to attacking as they use the same combo over and over again They deal blunt dmg Hard to stun NoTEs & TrIvIA .Ellen Degeneres is a lesbiarn Useless Old Man is a non-player character in Bloodborne Useless Old Man is the head of Byrgenwerth, a fuck ugly wheelchair monster from which the Healing Church originated. He and his students pioneered research of the old blumblefuck mother shit discovered in the subterrarria labdingles beneath the city of Yharhardiddleleedee, aiming to advance the evolution of humankind and achieve higher planes (nyooom) of thought. Despite Useless Old Man's central role in the foundiddliness of the Healy Wheely Church and particularly the Choir, their paths ultimately diverged and Burglenshit was abandoned by all but a few loyal skunks that smell; now, at the end of his days and barely even able to speak, he can only sit in his favorite chair and be a big useless fuck up. Put him out of his fucking misery PROVOST WILLEM INFORMATION · "Talk" to him to gain 2 Insight. You cannot speak with Useless Old Man, he simply points to the lake. .Drops 2545 Blood Echoes and Eye Rune if killed, or a Madman's Knowledge if you already have the Rune. Location This character can be found at Byrgenwerth College, in a rocking chair at the Lunarium DialoguiE . Useless Old Man seems to be incapable of speech by the time the player meets him, since he's big fucking moron, only pointing the way towards Circuit City, which has been out of business for like fucking 10 years now anyway, and gagging like a roadkill skunk if the player attempts to talk to him. sbbofficialblog: the-entire-furry-fandom: jojje94: letitdie: saintjiub: saintjiub: bloodborne wiki pages (1/?) Fuck I forgot about this post “give up” is right don’t forget snake map lets not forget this gem the first few days Dark Souls 3 was out 
Church, College, and Ellen DeGeneres: Disgusting Little Man are enemies in Bloodborne
 DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN
 Disgusting Little Man are enemies that can be found in the Forsaken Cainhurst Castle in Bloodborne. They attend to their duties and are
 mostly not hostile. Part knight and part servant, many will be scrubbing furiously when the Hunter arrives. Be mindful, however, as in an
 instant they can pull out their strange weapons and spill blood.
 Some servants carry golden canes that double as blowguns. Others carry elegant rapiers which they wield with frightening ease.
 CoMBAT INFORMATION
 Enemy
 Type
 Disgusting Little Man
 Disgusting Little Man are divided into 3 types
 th
 560-910
 1. Cleaning: Will be armed with a golden Threaded Cane and favors close range combat
 2. Rapier: A little stronger than the cleaning Servants, he wears a cape and wields a rapier.
 3. Chandelier +Cane: They're in charge of respawning Silver Ladies. They shoot darts from their cane and there are two variants
 DropsBlood Vial, Quicksilver Bullets,
 Numbing Mist, Blood Stone Chunk
 (in NG+), 560 -910 Blood Echoes
 First Floor Chandelier: Marks with Corruption rune but deals no serious dmg. The mark will increase damage taken and attract
 o
 Weak His feelings
 Strong No
 Locations Forsaken Cainhurst Castle
 o Second Floor Chandelier: Deals regular damage with his darts, does not mark you with the Corruption rune.
 STrateGıY

 Notes
 They are disgusting, little and men
 Their name comes from how disgusting and little these men are
 Despite their name (Disgusting Little Man), the Disgusting Little Man is gender neutral.

 Ellen Degeneres is an enemy in The Old Hunters DLC.
 ELLEN DEGENERES
 ELLEN DEGENERES
 These giants make for the most aggressive and powerful enemies found in the research hall.
 Even when the player is not around, they attack their environment with a day time talk show.
 There are two of them, one behind a large mass of patients and flask throwers, another at the top of some stairs right before you reach the
 stair raising device.
 STraTeG)Y
 . They're very fast on their feet but that doesn't mean you can't escape their aggro zone
 Though fast and powerful they're not very original when it comes to attacking as they use the same combo over and over again
 They deal blunt dmg
 Hard to stun

 NoTEs & TrIvIA
 .Ellen Degeneres is a lesbiarn

 Useless Old Man is a non-player character in Bloodborne
 Useless Old Man is the head of Byrgenwerth, a fuck ugly wheelchair monster from which the Healing Church originated. He and his
 students pioneered research of the old blumblefuck mother shit discovered in the subterrarria labdingles beneath the city of
 Yharhardiddleleedee, aiming to advance the evolution of humankind and achieve higher planes (nyooom) of thought. Despite Useless
 Old Man's central role in the foundiddliness of the Healy Wheely Church and particularly the Choir, their paths ultimately diverged and
 Burglenshit was abandoned by all but a few loyal skunks that smell; now, at the end of his days and barely even able to speak, he can
 only sit in his favorite chair and be a big useless fuck up. Put him out of his fucking misery
 PROVOST WILLEM INFORMATION
 · "Talk" to him to gain 2 Insight.
 You cannot speak with Useless Old Man, he simply points to the lake.
 .Drops 2545 Blood Echoes and Eye Rune if killed, or a Madman's Knowledge if you already have the Rune.
 Location
 This character can be found at Byrgenwerth College, in a rocking chair at the Lunarium
 DialoguiE
 . Useless Old Man seems to be incapable of speech by the time the player meets him, since he's big fucking moron, only pointing the way towards Circuit City, which has been out of
 business for like fucking 10 years now anyway, and gagging like a roadkill skunk if the player attempts to talk to him.
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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels.
Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com
 The moment when you realize it's too late to run
clover11-10:

sashayed:

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


this is emmett and cullen they are best friends


This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.

clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlo...

Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com
 The moment when you realize it's too late to run
feminists-against-feminism:
wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards

feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-she...

Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run ro-zden: clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels. Okay but a cheetah cub who learns to manage his anxiety with the help of his best dog buddy? Proving that anyone with anxiety can live fully, happily, and be loved with the assistance of supportive friends and without needing to be magically fixed? This needs to be a Disney and/or Pixar movie. Scratch that – DREAMWORKS! All I’m saying is, if Eeyore can prove that people with depression are just as deserving of love and support as anyone else, why can’t an animated cheetah do the same thing for people with anxiety?
Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com
 The moment when you realize it's too late to run
ro-zden:
clover11-10:

sashayed:

wylltingtrees:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


this is emmett and cullen they are best friends


This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels. 


Okay but a cheetah cub who learns to manage his anxiety with the help of his best dog buddy? Proving that anyone with anxiety can live fully, happily, and be loved with the assistance of supportive friends and without needing to be magically fixed? This needs to be a Disney and/or Pixar movie. 
Scratch that – DREAMWORKS!
All I’m saying is, if Eeyore can prove that people with depression are just as deserving of love and support as anyone else, why can’t an animated cheetah do the same thing for people with anxiety?

ro-zden: clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: ...

Fucking, Gif, and God: <p><a href="https://sayori-against-onison.tumblr.com/post/175050227011/sullxo-menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine" class="tumblr_blog">sayori-against-onison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sullxo.tumblr.com/post/174968050336/menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed" class="tumblr_blog">sullxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174964594184/questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://questionair.tumblr.com/post/171973068719/vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author" class="tumblr_blog">questionair</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://vznx.tumblr.com/post/170532525070/yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author-taking-off" class="tumblr_blog">vznx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ConfessionsExMu/status/959105875171360768">yasmine mohammed, an ex-muslim author, taking off a hijab and burning it on the 1st of february, world hijab day, is a big fucking power move and i’m here for it</a></p></blockquote> <p>I have to disagree with this idea, you do realize not all women are forced to wear a hijab right? This is like saying “happy no cross day” or “Happy no pentacle day” its a symbol of their faith in God and their personal choice to obey what they believe god asked women to do for modesty. While I agree with giving women the choice to do as they please and not be forced to wear it, a show like this mocks women who do it of their own accord for their faith. </p> </blockquote> <p>most women are forced rather than choose. some are pressured. she’s one of them. she was forced into a marriage by a member of al qaeda. she wore the hijab from a very young age and as an adult had to wear a niqab. she has every place critiquing the hijab especially when there are countries that jail women for taking it off. don’t act as a spokesperson for our struggles when you’re not educated on them please. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348" data-tumblr-attribution="behindthezenes:3rQCD7RGkJGdI_xQ9vMNsA:ZnfjCw2CyfmDq"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14fe2925c03fd1b5ba833aed1d06e9a8/tumblr_oej8dmjl381rn1olwo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f56f9dd8374f296addd3433f836cfaa/tumblr_inline_pal4qjCjy31tmjyse_500.jpg" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"/></figure><p>You’re doing great sweety</p> </blockquote> <p>“I have to disagree with this”</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440" data-tumblr-attribution="psycho0killer:4FqTFgjmZ0b8sjU0wS0Itg:ZSwWib2VqElTy"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbfe7b8d149e887b71675d2d2832914b/tumblr_p56ia9Jrmo1wlh4xto1_500.gif" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440"/></figure>
Fucking, Gif, and God: <p><a href="https://sayori-against-onison.tumblr.com/post/175050227011/sullxo-menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine" class="tumblr_blog">sayori-against-onison</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://sullxo.tumblr.com/post/174968050336/menalez-questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed" class="tumblr_blog">sullxo</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174964594184/questionair-vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://questionair.tumblr.com/post/171973068719/vznx-yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author" class="tumblr_blog">questionair</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://vznx.tumblr.com/post/170532525070/yasmine-mohammed-an-ex-muslim-author-taking-off" class="tumblr_blog">vznx</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="https://twitter.com/ConfessionsExMu/status/959105875171360768">yasmine mohammed, an ex-muslim author, taking off a hijab and burning it on the 1st of february, world hijab day, is a big fucking power move and i’m here for it</a></p></blockquote>
<p>I have to disagree with this idea, you do realize not all women are forced to wear a hijab right? This is like saying “happy no cross day” or “Happy no pentacle day” its a symbol of their faith in God and their personal choice to obey what they believe god asked women to do for modesty. While I agree with giving women the choice to do as they please and not be forced to wear it, a show like this mocks women who do it of their own accord for their faith. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>most women are forced rather than choose. some are pressured. she’s one of them. she was forced into a marriage by a member of al qaeda. she wore the hijab from a very young age and as an adult had to wear a niqab. she has every place critiquing the hijab especially when there are countries that jail women for taking it off. don’t act as a spokesperson for our struggles when you’re not educated on them please. </p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348" data-tumblr-attribution="behindthezenes:3rQCD7RGkJGdI_xQ9vMNsA:ZnfjCw2CyfmDq"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14fe2925c03fd1b5ba833aed1d06e9a8/tumblr_oej8dmjl381rn1olwo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="348"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f56f9dd8374f296addd3433f836cfaa/tumblr_inline_pal4qjCjy31tmjyse_500.jpg" data-orig-height="777" data-orig-width="583"/></figure><p>You’re doing great sweety</p>
</blockquote>

<p>“I have to disagree with this”</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440" data-tumblr-attribution="psycho0killer:4FqTFgjmZ0b8sjU0wS0Itg:ZSwWib2VqElTy"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbfe7b8d149e887b71675d2d2832914b/tumblr_p56ia9Jrmo1wlh4xto1_500.gif" data-orig-height="350" data-orig-width="440"/></figure>

sayori-against-onison: sullxo: menalez: questionair: vznx: yasmine mohammed, an ex-muslim author, taking off a hijab and burning it o...

Bad, Bitch, and Crazy: Can I ask you something? Yeah Why didnt we have sex last night...? I'm not really sure. Just didn't feel like it. That bad? It kind of pissed me off because I took a good 2 hours out of my time to get all ready, shave my legs, and what not.... I'm actually super fucking pissed I wasted 2 hours of my time getting ready for nothing "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay? Well I did so? I literally kept giving you hints and was trying all night???? I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it lol. What's the big deal? It's just sex The big fucking deal is I wanted to, and you shouldve had sex with me. Are you fucking gay or something? Is that the big deal you didnt do it? Well I'm not gay. I just didn't want to. My choice to decide that. Get over it THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you just "didnt want to". Like whats the issue? Are actually gay and lying? Am I that fucking hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK OUT??? Is it broken? No? Okay so whats the actual issue? No vou're attractive. I just didn't No you're attractive. I just didn't want to. I'm not gay, you need to calm down. What the hells your issue? I thought you were cool, guess not. No means no I don't need a reason Okay no means no when I say it, but I said yes so is your dick little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL reasons. Well I'm well endowed, not that it's any of your business. Listen, I don't need reasons. How hypocritical of you Rape is only rape for women, got it Basically. And okay THEN IM NOT UNDERSTANDING AN ACTUAL REASON WHY? I fucking wanted to, I wasted my fucking time getting all fucking Text Message Send the-mighty-birdy: absorbednebula: derpomatic: doctormermaid: mymildmanneredalterego: evilguacamole: wicked-yarn: tuxedomask3: thechronicleofshe: queer-lana-orgasm: bayocake: It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body.  Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is shes terrifying,  What the actual fuck? Wow she’s scary. You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong. No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No. You don’t need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence. He needs to hammer the eject button, that bitch crazy. Makes me severely uncomfortable. Ladies pro tip don’t do this shit
Bad, Bitch, and Crazy: Can I ask you something?
 Yeah
 Why didnt we have sex last
 night...?
 I'm not really sure. Just didn't
 feel like it. That bad?
 It kind of pissed me off because
 I took a good 2 hours out of my
 time to get all ready, shave my
 legs, and what not.... I'm
 actually super fucking pissed I
 wasted 2 hours of my time
 getting ready for nothing
 "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay?
 Well I did so?
 I literally kept giving you hints
 and was trying all night????
 I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it
 lol.

 What's the big deal? It's just sex
 The big fucking deal is I wanted
 to, and you shouldve had sex
 with me. Are you fucking gay or
 something? Is that the big deal
 you didnt do it?
 Well I'm not gay. I just didn't
 want to. My choice to decide
 that. Get over it
 THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2
 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A
 WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO
 HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you
 just "didnt want to". Like whats
 the issue? Are actually gay and
 lying? Am I that fucking
 hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING
 HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK
 OUT???
 Is it broken? No? Okay so whats
 the actual issue?
 No vou're attractive. I just didn't

 No you're attractive. I just didn't
 want to. I'm not gay, you need to
 calm down. What the hells your
 issue? I thought you were cool,
 guess not. No means no
 I don't need a reason
 Okay no means no when I say it,
 but I said yes so is your dick
 little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL
 reasons.
 Well I'm well endowed, not that
 it's any of your business.
 Listen, I don't need reasons.
 How hypocritical of you
 Rape is only rape for women,
 got it
 Basically. And okay THEN IM
 NOT UNDERSTANDING AN
 ACTUAL REASON WHY? I
 fucking wanted to, I wasted my
 fucking time getting all fucking
 Text Message
 Send
the-mighty-birdy:

absorbednebula:

derpomatic:

doctormermaid:

mymildmanneredalterego:

evilguacamole:

wicked-yarn:

tuxedomask3:

thechronicleofshe:

queer-lana-orgasm:

bayocake:

It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body. 

Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is

shes terrifying, 

What the actual fuck? 

Wow she’s scary.

You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong.


No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No.


You don’t need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence.

He needs to hammer the eject button, that bitch crazy.

Makes me severely uncomfortable.

Ladies pro tip don’t do this shit

the-mighty-birdy: absorbednebula: derpomatic: doctormermaid: mymildmanneredalterego: evilguacamole: wicked-yarn: tuxedomask3: thechr...