Sing it in your head to the tune of my name is mud by Primus and it becomes ten times more amazing
Option C: go to bed but stay awake all night thinking about all the mistakes you made in life
By Hot Paper Comics x Mr. Lovenstein
Living my best life in bed ✨
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are so wholesome
Choose your own adventure! Written by Hot Paper Comics
Secret Panel HERE 😴 mrlovenstein.com/comic/1059
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Speaking of bedtime, who up?
It be like that sometimes
I only need 30 mins to get ready. Changed my mind, prolly 15 mins.
Son of a bitch
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