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Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p <p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>
Candy, Fire, and Irs: Jordan Adams
 @JordanKAdams97
 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a
 cook book, and all the kids had to come up
 with all the recipesso much better
 than I could've imagined

 Ethan's Eggs
 Serving: 10
 Prep time: 1 hour
 Cook time: 2 seconds
 Cost: $3.00
 Ingredients:
 Pancakes
 Sugar
 Skittles
 Ca
 Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse
 Bpe
 Instructions:
 " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it.
 You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI
 will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all
 the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put
 anything on them because that's how you makes
 eggs, with nothing."
 irs

 Ariana's Macaroni
 serving: 3 people
 prep time: 5 minutes
 Cook time: 5 minutes a day
 h Cost: I think $2
 Ingredients:
 Melted cheese
 Macaroni
 Appies
 trawberries, I like them because they are healthy
 Toys
 Backpack
 doll
 Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to
 think..oh yeah....the mall.
 oot
 Instructions:
 you
 First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in
 the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted
 eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like
 or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to
 leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a
 Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the
 swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home
 and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says,"
 why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni
 it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!"

 Joe's Tacos
 ng: I don't even know
 Serv
 prea time: like 45 minutes
 Cook time: I think 55 minutes
 Cost. i don't even know
 aredients:
 Get the meat and lettuce at HEB
 Taco shells are there too
 Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get
 more
 Lettuce
 Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato
 Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff
 Instructions:
 rst I
 change th
 onl
 on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I
 s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is
 don't
 sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I
 o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is
 co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are
 su
 eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke
 nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them
 do
 them
 know how
 cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn
 ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J
 on't lijke beans t
 I made candy and it t
 y and it turned brown. I dont
 r me think...one time
 want taco
 ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me
 one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how
 atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it."
 eat a burrito one
 to make

 Sebastiän s Pancakes
 Serving: 3
 Prep time: 10 minutes
 Cook time: 3 times
 Cost: $70
 Se
 VW
 ngredients
 Salt and that's it
 In
 Fl
 Be
 Where to buy: Walmart
 Instructions:
 You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin
 the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0
 you have to be careful. You make like, someth
 put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an
 finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have
 to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on
 ing and p
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<blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote>

<p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>

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Alive, America, and Anaconda: can do it TO DO LIST <p><a href="https://corbinalexanderwealthguidance.tumblr.com/post/173631157384/corbin-alexander-weallth-guidance-posted" class="tumblr_blog">corbinalexanderwealthguidance</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE:  </b>POSTED 05/06/2018<b></b></p> <p><b>STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – </b>POST #1 IN MY SERIES<b></b></p> <p><b>BUDGETING:</b></p> <p>50/30/20/RULE:</p> <p>For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb:</p> <p>-          50% to <b>Needs</b>:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (<b>never buy a car on credit/payments and be </b> <b>required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck</b>), gas, <b>clothes allowance</b>, etc.  Essentials needed to live!</p> <p>-          20% to <b>Savings &amp; Investment</b>:   used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to <b>NEVER</b> pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!</p> <p>-          30% to <b>Wants</b>:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house:  if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “<b>Wants</b>”.</p> <p>Two methods to keep you on track:</p> <p> -          The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS Excel.</p> <p> -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense.   </p> <p><b>EMERGECY FUND:  </b></p> <p>This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “<b>all</b>” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness:  you are <b>NEVER</b> to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation.  </p> <p><b>Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b>SAVINGS &amp; INVESTMENT:   </b></p> <p>-          Start saving for an emergency fund first.</p> <p>-          <b>Do not</b> use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance.</p> <p>-          Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…<b>stay tuned</b>!</p> <p>-          Start investing in my ”<b>ALL PURPOSE</b>” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s.</p> <p>-          Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date!</p> <p><b>CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:</b></p> <p><b> </b>-          Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through <b>Capital One.com</b> or a similar lender.   And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a <b>local bank</b> using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.</p> <p> As you <b>SLOWLY</b> establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through <b>Discover.com</b> and/or <b>Capital One.com.</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b>HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p>-          Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account:</p> <p>               Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:   </p> <p>               <b>BANK OF AMERICA</b>:  This is a “fee city” bank.  You name it, they have a fee attached</p> <p><b>TD BANK</b>:  This is a bank with convoluted morals.  Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at!  </p> <p> -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!).</p> <p><b>You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs.</b></p> <p>BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!</p> </blockquote>
Alive, America, and Anaconda: can
 do it
 TO DO LIST
<p><a href="https://corbinalexanderwealthguidance.tumblr.com/post/173631157384/corbin-alexander-weallth-guidance-posted" class="tumblr_blog">corbinalexanderwealthguidance</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><b>CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH
GUIDANCE:  </b>POSTED 05/06/2018<b></b></p>
<p><b>STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – </b>POST #1 IN MY SERIES<b></b></p>
<p><b>BUDGETING:</b></p>
<p>50/30/20/RULE:</p>
<p>For the person already living life, this is an essential
rule of thumb:</p>
<p>-         
50% to <b>Needs</b>:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (<b>never buy a car on credit/payments and be </b> <b>required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck</b>),
gas, <b>clothes allowance</b>, etc.  Essentials needed to live!</p>
<p>-         
20% to <b>Savings
&amp; Investment</b>:   used to pay bank
loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment
account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not
just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what
eats you alive causing you to <b>NEVER</b>
pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the
like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item
is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!</p>
<p>-         
30% to <b>Wants</b>:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips
for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as
saving for a house:  if you need the
monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8
years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “<b>Wants</b>”.</p>
<p>Two methods to keep you on track:</p>
<p> -         
The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS
Excel.</p>
<p> -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by
each expense.   </p>
<p><b>EMERGECY FUND:  </b></p>
<p>This where you have a bank savings
account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “<b>all</b>” your monthly bills in the event of
a job lose or an illness:  you are <b>NEVER</b> to dip into this unless you are
in a dire straight situation.  </p>
<p><b>Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.</b></p>
<p><b> </b></p>
<p><b>SAVINGS &amp; INVESTMENT:   </b></p>
<p>-         
Start saving for an emergency fund first.</p>
<p>-         
<b>Do not</b>
use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting
into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event
of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card
and carry a balance.</p>
<p>-         
Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest
and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…<b>stay tuned</b>!</p>
<p>-         
Start investing in my ”<b>ALL PURPOSE</b>” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early
60’s.</p>
<p>-         
Start investing in my designated Model Mutual
Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be
revealed at a later date!</p>

<p><b>CREDIT
CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:</b></p>
<p><b> </b>-         
Establish a credit history at 18 years old
before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt
card through <b>Capital One.com</b> or a
similar lender.   And do not forget to
get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a <b>local bank</b> using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.</p>
<p> As you <b>SLOWLY</b>
establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through <b>Discover.com</b> and/or <b>Capital One.com.</b></p>
<p><b> </b></p>
<p><b>HAVE
YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? –
CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP
AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.</b></p>
<p><b> </b></p>
<p>-         
Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or
CD account:</p>
<p>               Not all
banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:   </p>
<p>               <b>BANK
OF AMERICA</b>:  This is a “fee city”
bank.  You name it, they have a fee
attached</p>
<p><b>TD
BANK</b>:  This is a bank with convoluted
morals.  Good luck banking in this
environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick
at!  </p>
<p> -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any
given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee
($180.00 a year!).</p>
<p><b>You
are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking
needs.</b></p>
<p>BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!</p>
</blockquote>

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