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Bad, Birthday, and Butt: FIND YOUR YA BOOK TITLE and MONTH YO U WERE BORN YOUR LAST NAME LAST LETTER O F DAY OF YOUR BIRTHDAY 1 Other Loose Ends 2 Other Things Im Over 3 Other Lies I've Believed 30 Other Fatal Circumstances 4 Other Big, Round Things 31 Other Skullduggeries 5 Other Things I Can't Have 6 Other Lies Ive Told 7 - Other Statistical Improbabilities 8 Other Signs of the End of the World 9 Other Things the Fairies Stole 10 Other Impossible Ordeals 11- Other Signs of Vampirism 12 Other Inexplicable Phenomenon 13 Other Things That Nearly Killed Me 14 Other Reasons No One Will Talk To Me 15 Other Holes in the Fabric of the Universe 16 Other Things That Are Better In Space 17 Other Natural Disasters 18 Other Reasons I'm Banned From the Library 19 Other Reasons I Have To Leave the Country 20 Other Things That Should Happen At Midnight 21 Other Side Effects of Being 16 22 Other Intangible Things 23 Other Peculiar Melancholies 24- Other Steps to Madness 25 Other Alternatives to Necromancy 28 Other Bad Ideas 29- Other Royal Bastards January: A The Sun B Planets C Evil Plots D Fairy Princes E Fate F- The Statue of Liberty G My Butt H- Nikola Tesla I The End of the World J- The Universe K Book Club L Tarot Cards M Assassins N Frida Kahlo O Spies P - Dirty, Rotten Lies Q Rainy Saturdays R Hate S Liberty T- Vampires U-Boyfriends V Girlfriends W- Wizards X- Ping-Pong Y - Totalitarian Regimes 26 Other Unspeakable Evils Z Karl Marx Love Boys Girls Honor Roll February: March: April: May: June July: August: September October November Happy Endings Macchiatos Boy Bands Summertime Cake French Kissing Popularity Chemistry December: 27 Other Unbreakable Laws of Nature basic-banshee: bookporn: I’m still laughing with mine XD via Drunk Austen on Facebook Honour Roll, Planets, and Other Things That Nearly Killed Me.
Bad, Birthday, and Butt: FIND YOUR YA BOOK TITLE
 and
 MONTH YO U
 WERE BORN YOUR LAST NAME
 LAST LETTER
 O F
 DAY OF YOUR
 BIRTHDAY
 1 Other Loose Ends
 2 Other Things Im Over
 3 Other Lies I've Believed 30 Other Fatal Circumstances
 4 Other Big, Round Things 31 Other Skullduggeries
 5 Other Things I Can't Have
 6 Other Lies Ive Told
 7 - Other Statistical Improbabilities
 8 Other Signs of the End of the World
 9 Other Things the Fairies Stole
 10 Other Impossible Ordeals
 11- Other Signs of Vampirism
 12 Other Inexplicable Phenomenon
 13 Other Things That Nearly Killed Me
 14 Other Reasons No One Will Talk To Me
 15 Other Holes in the Fabric of the Universe
 16 Other Things That Are Better In Space
 17 Other Natural Disasters
 18 Other Reasons I'm Banned From the Library
 19 Other Reasons I Have To Leave the Country
 20 Other Things That Should Happen At Midnight
 21 Other Side Effects of Being 16
 22 Other Intangible Things
 23 Other Peculiar Melancholies
 24- Other Steps to Madness
 25 Other Alternatives to Necromancy
 28 Other Bad Ideas
 29- Other Royal Bastards
 January:
 A The Sun
 B Planets
 C Evil Plots
 D Fairy Princes
 E Fate
 F- The Statue of Liberty
 G My Butt
 H- Nikola Tesla
 I The End of the World
 J- The Universe
 K Book Club
 L Tarot Cards
 M Assassins
 N Frida Kahlo
 O Spies
 P - Dirty, Rotten Lies
 Q Rainy Saturdays
 R Hate
 S Liberty
 T- Vampires
 U-Boyfriends
 V Girlfriends
 W- Wizards
 X- Ping-Pong
 Y - Totalitarian Regimes 26 Other Unspeakable Evils
 Z Karl Marx
 Love
 Boys
 Girls
 Honor Roll
 February:
 March:
 April:
 May:
 June
 July:
 August:
 September
 October
 November
 Happy Endings
 Macchiatos
 Boy Bands
 Summertime
 Cake
 French Kissing
 Popularity
 Chemistry
 December:
 27 Other Unbreakable Laws of Nature
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Asian, Beautiful, and Food: thirst-empress: spellcaster-queen-selene: Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food? Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said "sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right away That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes And don't forget the Asian guy said he shouldn't be in the band because he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid and telling him he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully. And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression. The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen
Asian, Beautiful, and Food: thirst-empress:
 spellcaster-queen-selene:
 Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and
 building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a
 singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she
 started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came
 true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun
 of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers
 with some weight on and included himself and told her that people
 wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is
 all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food?
 Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said
 "sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of
 questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right
 away
 That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids
 to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
 And don't forget the Asian guy said he shouldn't be in the band because
 he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by
 making up a secret handshake between he and the kid and telling him
 he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid
 even stood up for himself against a bully.
 And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him
 constructively work out his aggression.
The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen

The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen

Emo, Fucking, and Funny: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight hellalambs ibroketuesday: paper-mario-wiki i'll never get over the fact that there's a movie called "snakes on a plane" and in that movie there's a line that is, verbatim, "ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane that is absolutely bonkers. that's ridiculous. that's like making a movie called "gators in the sewer" and having someone in the movie say "im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer" the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like "flight 93" and samuel I. jackson made the director change it back to "snakes on a plane bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when t got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE his movie w as being filmed, where the internet You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten "Bring It (Snakes on a Plane) released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again It was right their in their name, too... cobras... on a starship Know your Hollywood history, kids
Emo, Fucking, and Funny: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight
 hellalambs
 ibroketuesday:
 paper-mario-wiki
 i'll never get over the fact that there's a movie
 called "snakes on a plane" and in that movie there's a line
 that is, verbatim, "ive had it with these motherfucking
 snakes on
 this motherfucking plane
 that is absolutely bonkers. that's ridiculous. that's like
 making a movie called "gators in the sewer" and having
 someone in the movie say "im getting really sick and tired
 of these fucking gators in the sewer"
 the funny part is that the alternate title was something
 mundane like "flight 93" and samuel I. jackson made the
 director change it back to "snakes on a plane bc he said it was
 the only reason he auditioned
 oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral
 phenomenon when t
 got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded
 that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these
 motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT
 THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE
 his movie w
 as being filmed, where the internet
 You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene
 collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a
 music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it
 practically launched all of their careers
 If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten "Bring It
 (Snakes on a Plane) released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think
 the fuck again
 It was right their in their name, too... cobras... on a starship
Know your Hollywood history, kids

Know your Hollywood history, kids

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Somebody please buy me every single one of those?! 😰😰

I seriously just bought the wallet. So bloody excited. Yay!! 

They are super beautiful 😍

This is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Get compliments every time I wear it out, and it’s definitely unique. I’ve never seen anyone else wearing a bag like mine. I love it! Plus it’s good quality, and the straps haven’t frayed at all yet. It’s gorgeous in the light and the dark

So pretty,gets a lot of attention, I really need one. 😻

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Wow, some of these are super cool!

Super CYBER MONDAY SALES! omg I fuckin need all of them ❣ have to buy all 🙌 

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I’ve never gotten so many compliments and “wow’s” on any bag ever! Absolutley stunning! Even more beautiful than I could have imagined, reading everything I thought it was too good to be true but alas it’s in my possession and its flawless! Buckles are sturdy, material feels very nice and not cheap. Bands are nice as well. Very happy customer.

Hope I could have one.😻😻

Omg i love all of them too!

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Beautiful, Definitely, and Family: Wait for it.. lerrrac: watetygo: tracelia: watter-cat: payulettee: tiffanyandlovelylife: valopiza: klsey96: ofroselife: stayhereformy: inyouryes: temporaryconstrution: skyblueinyoueyes: lovely-products: Our Holographic/Multichrome Backpacks, Wallets, Hand bags, Cosmetic bag and Fanny Packs are the perfect gift for your friends Family. 😍😍 ***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESS FOR A DISCOUNT*** – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – – GET IT HERE THE COSMETIC BAG – – GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK – – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – – GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK – – GET IT HERE THE WOMEN’S WALLET – – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – – GET IT HERE THE FANNY PACK – – GET IT HERE THE IPHONE CASE – – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – Somebody please buy me every single one of those?! 😰😰 I seriously just bought the wallet. So bloody excited. Yay!!  They are super beautiful 😍 This is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Get compliments every time I wear it out, and it’s definitely unique. I’ve never seen anyone else wearing a bag like mine. I love it! Plus it’s good quality, and the straps haven’t frayed at all yet. It’s gorgeous in the light and the dark So pretty,gets a lot of attention, I really need one. 😻 This is already one of my favorite wallets. I get so many compliment for it. People just love the holographic effect of the color under any lighting or sunlight. This is very roomy as well. 💞💞 Wow, some of these are super cool! Super CYBER MONDAY SALES! omg I fuckin need all of them ❣ have to buy all 🙌  I’ll take one of each! HOLY FUCK I WANT ALL OF THEM  I’ve never gotten so many compliments and “wow’s” on any bag ever! Absolutley stunning! Even more beautiful than I could have imagined, reading everything I thought it was too good to be true but alas it’s in my possession and its flawless! Buckles are sturdy, material feels very nice and not cheap. Bands are nice as well. Very happy customer. Hope I could have one.😻😻 Omg i love all of them too!
Beautiful, Definitely, and Family: Wait for it..
lerrrac:

watetygo:
tracelia:

watter-cat:

payulettee:

tiffanyandlovelylife:

valopiza:

klsey96:

ofroselife:

stayhereformy:

inyouryes:

temporaryconstrution:

skyblueinyoueyes:

lovely-products:

Our Holographic/Multichrome Backpacks, Wallets, Hand bags, Cosmetic bag and Fanny Packs are the perfect gift for your friends  Family. 😍😍
***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESS FOR A DISCOUNT***
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE COSMETIC BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK –
– GET IT HERE THE WOMEN’S WALLET –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE FANNY PACK –
– GET IT HERE THE IPHONE CASE –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –

Somebody please buy me every single one of those?! 😰😰

I seriously just bought the wallet. So bloody excited. Yay!! 

They are super beautiful 😍

This is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Get compliments every time I wear it out, and it’s definitely unique. I’ve never seen anyone else wearing a bag like mine. I love it! Plus it’s good quality, and the straps haven’t frayed at all yet. It’s gorgeous in the light and the dark

So pretty,gets a lot of attention, I really need one. 😻

This is already one of my favorite wallets. I get so many compliment for it. People just love the holographic effect of the color under any lighting or sunlight. This is very roomy as well. 💞💞

Wow, some of these are super cool!

Super CYBER MONDAY SALES! omg I fuckin need all of them ❣ have to buy all 🙌 

I’ll take one of each!

HOLY FUCK I WANT ALL OF THEM 

I’ve never gotten so many compliments and “wow’s” on any bag ever! Absolutley stunning! Even more beautiful than I could have imagined, reading everything I thought it was too good to be true but alas it’s in my possession and its flawless! Buckles are sturdy, material feels very nice and not cheap. Bands are nice as well. Very happy customer.

Hope I could have one.😻😻

Omg i love all of them too!

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Beautiful, Butt, and Cute: onely-scars tumbir.com/
 TRIGGER WARNING m Autumn. I'm diagnosed with bipolar disorderitype one)
 borderline personality disorder, ADHD, OCD, andI suffer with psychosis
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 WELCOME TO MY FUCKED UP MIND. hey. ellena, 14 from Birmingham, UK THIS
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 Tags: quote Imao beautiful tumblr boy funny photography couple pretty create gorgeous
 cute done sex overlays fuck life people sexy girl happy Hot lol love suck
 X-night-mare tumblr com-
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 Hi Therel My name is Taylor Ayers Im 16 years old and I live in Alabama. My favorite
 bands are Slipknot, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Avenged Sevenfold
 alyssaiscomplicated tumblr.com/
 My name is Alyssa &1 am complicated. 16 Canadian I Pothead | Depressed
 Photographer in training | I believe in unicorns esp, when im stoned
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 welcome to my fucked up mind Ask me anythingAbout meNetworksNext page
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes

 HOW TO TREAT A
 TONGUE STUCK
 TO A POLE
 m the pole with your hands.
 A tongue
 very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
 when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
 Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
 closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
 minutes
 will stick when the surface of the pole is
 1 Do not panic.
 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole.
 3 Move closer to the pole.
 Pulling sharply will be very painful.
 As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
 should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
 from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
 the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
 quickly heal.
 | İake
 test pull.
 Get as close as possible without letting more of the
 tongue's surface area touch the pole.
 Alternative Method
 0
 warm water
 Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
 the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
 freeze and exacerbate the problem.
 Be Aware
 Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
 saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
 small amount you will be able to generate is
 likely to freeze on your tongue.
 . If
 if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit
 Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor
 another person is present, have him or her
 pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
 may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
 stuck
 your tongue should do the trick.
 pantomiming a glass of water poured over

 How To THWART AN
 AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
 er
 all
 ood/
 medi
 1S
 tial
 restau
 tuate
 fave
 hark
 an-
 e
 to
 nc-
 to

 How rO ESCAPE
 FROM A GIANT
 OCTOPUS
 1 Pull away quickly
 In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
 small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
 away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
 sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
 if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
 next step.
 2 Do not go limp.
 Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
 will check to see if you are a food item before letting
 you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
 quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
 sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
 "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
 However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
 sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
 octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
 ou in for a closer look.
 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
 your arms.

 The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes
 Searchable CD
 With All
 11 Handbooks
 plus wallpapers,
 and more
 By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes

 HOW TO TREAT A
 TONGUE STUCK
 TO A POLE
 m the pole with your hands.
 A tongue
 very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
 when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
 Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
 closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
 minutes
 will stick when the surface of the pole is
 1 Do not panic.
 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole.
 3 Move closer to the pole.
 Pulling sharply will be very painful.
 As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
 should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
 from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
 the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
 quickly heal.
 | İake
 test pull.
 Get as close as possible without letting more of the
 tongue's surface area touch the pole.
 Alternative Method
 0
 warm water
 Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
 the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
 freeze and exacerbate the problem.
 Be Aware
 Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
 saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
 small amount you will be able to generate is
 likely to freeze on your tongue.
 . If
 if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit
 Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor
 another person is present, have him or her
 pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
 may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
 stuck
 your tongue should do the trick.
 pantomiming a glass of water poured over

 How To THWART AN
 AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
 er
 all
 ood/
 medi
 1S
 tial
 restau
 tuate
 fave
 hark
 an-
 e
 to
 nc-
 to

 How rO ESCAPE
 FROM A GIANT
 OCTOPUS
 1 Pull away quickly
 In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
 small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
 away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
 sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
 if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
 next step.
 2 Do not go limp.
 Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
 will check to see if you are a food item before letting
 you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
 quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
 sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
 "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
 However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
 sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
 octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
 ou in for a closer look.
 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
 your arms.

 The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes
 Searchable CD
 With All
 11 Handbooks
 plus wallpapers,
 and more
 By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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