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Cute, Dude, and Google: Verizon LTE 1:12 AM @ 7058% omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts navonneedsahug Follow zzdigital What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn't realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a while." "Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn." "Are you still up?" "Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix." "Dude, I'm seriously craving something right now." "Like what?" "I dunno. Pizza rolls?" adriofthedead "Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?" "Um, it's called 'being polite...?" paulichu "I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm getting on Google is vampire bullshit." samarajournal "Dude can a mirror like... stop working or something?" espeoradar Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?" "..Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken." "Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I'm around? It really bugs me for some reason." stealing-your-wife "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man." nickthepigeon "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for like... aesthetic" cipollakate "What's with your thing about necks lately?" "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME" nightrhain "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer." samwise-the-true-hero This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins 935,331 notesD Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Vampire?
Cute, Dude, and Google: Verizon LTE
 1:12 AM @ 7058%
 omg-foreverfilledwithweird-posts
 navonneedsahug Follow
 zzdigital
 What if someone got bitten by a
 vampire, but didn't realize it. So then
 they go around and keep misidentifying
 all the symptoms, like
 "Dude, you haven't gone outside in a
 while."
 "Yeah, last time I went out I got this
 wicked sunburn."
 "Are you still up?"
 "Yeah, I started bing watching this
 show on Netflix."
 "Dude, I'm seriously craving something
 right now."
 "Like what?"
 "I dunno. Pizza rolls?"
 adriofthedead
 "Why is it that you never come into my
 house unless I invite you?"
 "Um, it's called 'being polite...?"
 paulichu
 "I tried cooking with garlic the other
 night and got this serious burn on my
 hand. I think I'm allergic, but all I'm
 getting on Google is vampire bullshit."
 samarajournal
 "Dude can a mirror like... stop working
 or something?"
 espeoradar
 Dude, why do you keep posting
 pictures of the floor?"
 "..Those are meant to be selfies, I
 guess my camera must be broken."
 "Dude, I am all for you expressing your
 religious beliefs, but could you not wear
 your crucifix when I'm around? It really
 bugs me for some reason."
 stealing-your-wife
 "Have you ever noticed how cute bat:s
 are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of
 fluff with wings man."
 nickthepigeon
 "I want to sleep in a coffin...ya kno, for
 like... aesthetic"
 cipollakate
 "What's with your thing about necks
 lately?"
 "MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY
 OWN HOME"
 nightrhain
 "I looked up my symptoms on WebMD,
 and it says I have cancer."
 samwise-the-true-hero
 This last addition made the reblog
 obligatory. This one wins
 935,331 notesD
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Vampire?

Vampire?

Advice, Dad, and Family: At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes another employee, says she's his niece, and asks when she'll be there. The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in 86/18, 7:46 PM 35.7K Retweets 82.1Kkes Always be vague. Say I think they're in today or not until later. If they press say it's company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don't how would a stranger know. Don't give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed. At my last job someone came up and asked when "Sarah" was working next. I didn't tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her Don't do this shit please Do NOT say anything along the lines of "they're not in today" or "not until later because you are confirming that this is e the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything! r-baby My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager ('m talking decades, she's 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee's shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter My boss saw everything. She can't recall what he said, but he kept to call the police She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn't work here anymore and he said to me "Okay well I'm her dad so if you see her tell her I'll be across the street at the gas station. He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story. She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation: .Don't just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example can't know that information." or Can you tell me when 's shift are only for employees." Additionally, saying "I don't know what you're talking t." can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work. on with the customer service. "I can't help you with that, do you need help (with ordering)?" or "Can take your order?/Can I help you find (a 2 If they persist, insist they leave the store. "If you're not going to order, please leave the or "I can't help you, have a nice day." and, if you can, leave. If you can't leave, call for or help the . If they still persist (by now they . call the police on the basis of refusing to leave the premises Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they're looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area. Regardless of if the customer know the or schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they're expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because l asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk. You could literally save a life, guys. Don't blindly trust your gut either and think "But they LOOK innocent" or "But they said result in someone getting severely hurt, "because that can ilipinawitch I know I joked on this post before but seriously If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones IS includes numb schedules) without writen and ers, na Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination-this will get 99% off your back the first time Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Keep your fellow coworkers safe please
Advice, Dad, and Family: At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 86/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1Kkes
 Always be vague. Say I think they're in
 today or not until later. If they press say
 it's company policy not to give out the
 schedule. Most companies do have this
 and even if they don't how would a
 stranger know. Don't give out specifics,
 they can get people injured or even
 killed.
 At my last job someone came up and
 asked when "Sarah" was working next. I
 didn't tell him and then texted her a
 description, turns out he was an
 abusive ex who had been stalking her
 Don't do this shit please
 Do NOT say anything along the lines of
 "they're not in today" or "not until later
 because you are confirming that this is
 e the person in question can
 be found. NEVER confirm anything!
 r-baby
 My old boss told us a story of how,
 years before when she was a fairly new
 manager ('m talking decades, she's 64
 right now), there was a man who came
 in and asked for an employee by name
 and said he was her uncle. She told him
 the employee's shift started in a coule
 hours. He waited the entire time for her
 and when she came in, he assaulted her
 and bashed her face into the counter
 My boss saw everything. She can't
 recall what he said, but he kept
 to
 call the police
 She told me that story after a man
 came in and asked for when an
 employee, who recently quit, would be
 coming in. I told him she doesn't work
 here anymore and he said to me "Okay
 well I'm her dad so if you see her tell
 her I'll be across the street at the gas
 station. He left and my boss
 IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded
 me for it, then told me that story.
 She gave me some advice on what to
 say or do in that situation:
 .Don't just deny knowing anything,
 deny the person asking. Example
 can't know that information." or
 Can you tell me when 's shift
 are only for
 employees." Additionally, saying
 "I don't know what you're talking
 t." can usually work, it may
 piss them off but it can work.
 on with the customer
 service. "I can't help you with
 that, do you need help (with
 ordering)?" or "Can take your
 order?/Can I help you find (a
 2
 If they persist, insist they leave
 the store. "If you're not going to
 order, please leave the
 or "I can't help you, have a nice
 day." and, if you can, leave. If you
 can't leave, call for or help the
 .
 If they still persist (by now they
 .
 call the police on the basis of
 refusing to leave the premises
 Some people will leave at that
 point, others stay. When the
 police get there, explain the
 situation but still do NOT confirm
 the existence of the employee
 they're looking for to the police
 until they have been escorted out
 of the area.
 Regardless of if the customer know the
 or
 schedule, even if they look
 like the same race and claim to be
 family, you NEVER confirm the
 The only exceptions are if the employee
 tells you themself they're expecting
 someone to come in for them (ASK FOR
 A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and
 if you personally know who they are in
 relation to the employee. When anyone
 I know has to come in because l asked
 them to come in, I describe what they
 look like and what they usually wear. I
 go into deep descriptions, even
 including how they walk.
 You could literally save a life, guys.
 Don't blindly trust your gut either and
 think "But they LOOK innocent" or "But
 they said
 result in someone getting severely hurt,
 "because that can
 ilipinawitch
 I know I joked on this post before but
 seriously
 If youre in the US it is against
 federal law to give out anyones
 IS
 includes numb
 schedules) without writen and
 ers, na
 Just say its against federal law and you
 cant give out that info without risk of
 termination-this will get 99% off your
 back the first time
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Keep your fellow coworkers safe please

Keep your fellow coworkers safe please

America, Memes, and News: GOA NEWS RELEASE MEDIA CONTACT: JORDAN STEIN DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS JORDAN.STEIN@GUNOWNERS.ORG 703-321-8585 December 18, 2018 For immediate release Gun owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Springfield, VA Gun Owners of America (GOA) and its Foundation (GOF) will be filing suit against the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (ATF) and the Department of Justice to seek an injunction protecting gun owners from their illegal prohibition of bump stocks. Erich Pratt, executive director of Gun Owners of America said, "As written, this case has important implications for gun owners since, in the coming days, an estimated half a million bump stock owners will have the difficult decision of either destroying or surrendering their valuable property or else risk felony prosecution. ATFs claim that it can rewrite Congressional law cannot pass legal muster. Agencies are not free to rewrite laws under the guise of 'interpretation' of a statute, especially where e law's meaning is clear. "The new ATF regulations would arbitrarily redefine bump stocks as 'machineguns and, down the road, could implicate the right to own AR-15's and many other lawfully owned semi-automatic firearms," Pratt continued. "ATF's new bump stock regulation clearly violates federal law, as bump stocks do not qualify as machineguns under the federal statute." For more information about the suit, or GOA and GOF's recommendation for bump stock owners, please see here Erich Pratt, or another GOA spokesmen, is available for interviews. Gun Owners of America is a nonprofit lobbying organization dedicated to protecting the right to keep and bear arms without compromise. GOA represents over 1.5 million members and activists. For more information, visit GOA's Newsroom. Gun Owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Fight the bump stock ban through the link in our bio. 2A bumpstock shallnotbeinfringed gunowners gunownersofamerica goa goasupporters
America, Memes, and News: GOA NEWS RELEASE
 MEDIA CONTACT: JORDAN STEIN
 DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS
 JORDAN.STEIN@GUNOWNERS.ORG
 703-321-8585
 December 18, 2018
 For immediate release
 Gun owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban
 Springfield, VA Gun Owners of America (GOA) and its Foundation (GOF) will be filing suit
 against the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (ATF) and the Department
 of Justice to seek an injunction protecting gun owners from their illegal prohibition of
 bump stocks.
 Erich Pratt, executive director of Gun Owners of America said, "As written, this case has
 important implications for gun owners since, in the coming days, an estimated half a
 million bump stock owners will have the difficult decision of either destroying or
 surrendering their valuable property or else risk felony prosecution.
 ATFs claim that it can rewrite Congressional law cannot pass legal muster. Agencies are
 not free to rewrite laws under the guise of 'interpretation' of a statute, especially where
 e law's meaning is clear.
 "The new ATF regulations would arbitrarily redefine bump stocks as 'machineguns and,
 down the road, could implicate the right to own AR-15's and many other lawfully owned
 semi-automatic firearms," Pratt continued. "ATF's new bump stock regulation clearly
 violates federal law, as bump stocks do not qualify as machineguns under the federal
 statute."
 For more information about the suit, or GOA and GOF's recommendation for bump stock
 owners, please see here
 Erich Pratt, or another GOA spokesmen, is available for interviews. Gun Owners of America
 is a nonprofit lobbying organization dedicated to protecting the right to keep and bear
 arms without compromise. GOA represents over 1.5 million members and activists. For
 more information, visit GOA's Newsroom.
Gun Owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Fight the bump stock ban through the link in our bio. 2A bumpstock shallnotbeinfringed gunowners gunownersofamerica goa goasupporters

Gun Owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Fight the bump stock ban through the link in our bio. 2A bumpstock s...

Beautiful, Complex, and Food: delladilly do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you're dying #1ike when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #1 don't know how to express this i ust and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes le are le mrrrl I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement. I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother's shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare brittajj26 when someone is standing in line and they don't quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words when someone thinks no one's paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone elodieunderglass when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot. when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they're doing - when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them the hand gesture people make when they're thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You'd think it would come up all the time in fic. - when you're sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can't make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them - just evidence of other people's rich, baffling and complex inner lives 207,680 notes Everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details
Beautiful, Complex, and Food: delladilly
 do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love
 them so desperately you feel like you're dying
 #1ike when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little
 #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as
 they drive past you #1 don't know how to express this i ust
 and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes
 le are
 le
 mrrrl
 I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom
 and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged
 woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty
 coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds
 I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING
 performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the
 middle of the pavement.
 I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a
 baby looking over its mother's shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that
 astonished stare
 brittajj26
 when someone is standing in line and they don't quite dance to the music
 playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words
 when someone thinks no one's paying attention and they sing-talk themselves
 thru a task
 when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone
 elodieunderglass
 when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a
 supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they re
 doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they
 reboot.
 when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they
 make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind
 them what they're doing
 - when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you
 hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love
 them
 the hand gesture people make when they're thinking at their computer, not
 typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their
 fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my
 knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You'd think it would come up all the
 time in fic.
 - when you're sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a
 seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact,
 and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now.
 Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can't make eye contact
 again, but you are very aware of them
 - just evidence of other people's rich, baffling and complex inner lives
 207,680 notes
Everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details

Everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details

Ice, Maker, and Freezer: This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker
Ice, Maker, and Freezer: This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker

This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker

Ice, Maker, and Freezer: This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker
Ice, Maker, and Freezer: This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker

This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker