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Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeΓ±os with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? β€œSmash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🀰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. β€œwow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK πŸ‘ FOR πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ MEXICANS πŸ‘πŸ˜‚. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? β€œHOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? πŸ˜‚ just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental πŸ₯³. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like β€œdamn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it!
Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeΓ±os with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? β€œSmash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🀰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. β€œwow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK πŸ‘ FOR πŸ‘ THE πŸ‘ MEXICANS πŸ‘πŸ˜‚. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? β€œHOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? πŸ˜‚ just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental πŸ₯³. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like β€œdamn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeΓ±os with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, ...

Amazon, Bless Up, and Curving: Smooches from his fren make him very happy So as y’all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate 😰. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God 😍. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said β€œNatural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.” FAM!! πŸ˜‚ U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! β€œyour lover” ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin πŸ˜‚. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket πŸ˜‚. Anyway y’all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! πŸ˜‚ bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Amazon, Bless Up, and Curving: Smooches from his fren make him very
 happy
So as y’all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate 😰. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God 😍. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said β€œNatural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.” FAM!! πŸ˜‚ U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! β€œyour lover” ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin πŸ˜‚. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket πŸ˜‚. Anyway y’all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! πŸ˜‚ bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So as y’all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate 😰. Ho...