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Apparently, Dude, and Fucking: wha!? Sl BAPU BAPTIST CHUR(H SUS DISGUST MyCHILD Dortyouatti? SaSin!God condemns W all! BRIAN heed to have a talk 0 CHRISTIANS CELEBRATE TH ISLAMIC TEMPUE I didnt die ona Cross for this BS RADICAL righte homoSexvality ar the last 2.000 yearsold. prismatic-bell: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: prismatic-bell: broken-bits-of-dreams: prismatic-bell: aiko-mori-hates-pedos: artbymoga: Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012… Good post OP Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty. WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice. 2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time. 3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy). So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.) Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers: Much appreciated.
Apparently, Dude, and Fucking: wha!?
 Sl
 BAPU
 BAPTIST
 CHUR(H
 SUS
 DISGUST
 MyCHILD

 Dortyouatti?
 SaSin!God
 condemns W
 all!
 BRIAN
 heed to
 have a
 talk
 0

 CHRISTIANS
 CELEBRATE TH
 ISLAMIC TEMPUE
 I didnt
 die ona
 Cross for
 this BS
 RADICAL

 righte
 homoSexvality
 ar the last
 2.000 yearsold.
prismatic-bell:
the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:


prismatic-bell:


broken-bits-of-dreams:

prismatic-bell:


aiko-mori-hates-pedos:

artbymoga:
Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…

Good post OP


Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.


WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC

Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing: 

1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.

2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.

3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.” 

Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening. 

Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.” 

4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.”5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).


So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”.(You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)


Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:








Much appreciated.

prismatic-bell: the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99: prismatic-bell: broken-bits-of-dreams: prismatic-bell: aiko-mori-hates-pedos: artbymog...

Mao, Pro, and Dessa: Ahh, e o que foi que ele fez? 25 de nov de 2016 15:35 Ele era muito esperto Fazia truques Ontem ele abriu a gaiola sozinho Passou pela prateleira Subiu na janela Pulou pro ar condicionado Desceu pelo cano Foi pro estacionamento y Negao Com.Br Entrou no cano de escape da Hilux do meu vizinho Aí já viu né Como eu disse ele faz truques Fez ligação direta Saiu a 80 por hora segundo o tira teima das câmeras do edifício Bateu em uma viatura da polícia e começou a perseguição Os policiais não conseguiam enxergar costelinha por motivos óbvios Seu tamanho reduzido Pensaram então que se tratava do djabo aka belzebu Escutei o agente Silveira gritando SAI SATANÁS daqui de casa Costelinha via o cerco se fechar assim que o agente Silveira ligou pro CIODES pedindo reforços Chegaram mais 5 viaturas sNegdo! comBr Um exorcista Dois jornalistas E uma galera protestando contra a PEC Costelinha não se intimidou Entrou pelo corredor de ônibus do Derby Jogou a Hilux da ponte do quartel enquanto se jogou pra fora do veículo se tornara A perseguição dramática Eu já aos prantos sendo consolado pela minha mãe Dizia apenas que a culpa era minha por sempre assistir Hamtaro com o Costelinha antes de dormir Então fui ao seu encontro Costelinha havia sequestrado um homem de altura mediana, devia ter seus 40 anos Negao! E havia pedido um helicóptero para fuga e dois sacos de semente de girassol (ele nunca comeu, queria provar) ComBr A policia me telefonou para ser o mediador Conversei com o agente Silveira que a essa altura já estava com uma bíblia debaixo do braço e um terço na mão Ele não aguentava mais Já podia ver que aquilo não acabaria bem Costelinha só queria deixar uma mensagem pro mundo Então ele disse Com a voz de choro Apontando pra mim Antes de se jogar da ponte "RAQUEL, DA UNS BEIJO NELE" E morreu Aí tô triste Enviado 25 de nov de 2016 16:05 KKKKKKKK Caraca! Depois dessa História bem que merecia Pra consolar SUCESSO! AbNegão.com.br O pior de tudo que essa aventura toda era apenas uma cantada que surpreendentemente FUNCIONOU! Costelinha e suas aventuras de GTA conseguiram uma gata pro (Imagens)
Mao, Pro, and Dessa: Ahh, e o que foi que ele
 fez?
 25 de nov de 2016 15:35
 Ele era muito esperto
 Fazia truques
 Ontem ele abriu a gaiola
 sozinho
 Passou pela prateleira
 Subiu na janela
 Pulou pro ar condicionado
 Desceu pelo cano
 Foi pro estacionamento
 y Negao
 Com.Br
 Entrou no cano de escape
 da Hilux do meu vizinho
 Aí já viu né
 Como eu disse ele faz
 truques
 Fez ligação direta
 Saiu a 80 por hora
 segundo o tira teima das
 câmeras do edifício
 Bateu em uma viatura da
 polícia e começou a
 perseguição
 Os policiais não
 conseguiam enxergar
 costelinha por motivos
 óbvios
 Seu tamanho reduzido
 Pensaram então que se
 tratava do djabo aka
 belzebu
 Escutei o agente Silveira
 gritando SAI SATANÁS
 daqui de casa
 Costelinha via o cerco se
 fechar assim que o agente
 Silveira ligou pro CIODES
 pedindo reforços
 Chegaram mais 5 viaturas
 sNegdo!
 comBr
 Um exorcista
 Dois jornalistas
 E uma galera protestando
 contra a PEC
 Costelinha não se
 intimidou
 Entrou pelo corredor de
 ônibus do Derby
 Jogou a Hilux da ponte do
 quartel enquanto se jogou
 pra fora do veículo
 se tornara
 A perseguição
 dramática
 Eu já aos prantos sendo
 consolado pela minha mãe
 Dizia apenas que a culpa
 era minha por sempre
 assistir Hamtaro com o
 Costelinha antes de
 dormir
 Então fui ao seu encontro
 Costelinha havia
 sequestrado um homem
 de altura mediana, devia
 ter seus 40 anos
 Negao!
 E havia pedido um
 helicóptero para fuga e
 dois sacos de semente de
 girassol (ele nunca comeu,
 queria provar)
 ComBr
 A policia me telefonou
 para ser o mediador
 Conversei com o agente
 Silveira que a essa altura
 já estava com uma bíblia
 debaixo do braço e um
 terço na mão
 Ele não aguentava mais
 Já podia ver que aquilo
 não acabaria bem
 Costelinha só queria
 deixar uma mensagem pro
 mundo
 Então ele disse
 Com a voz de choro
 Apontando pra mim
 Antes de se jogar da ponte
 "RAQUEL, DA UNS BEIJO
 NELE"
 E morreu
 Aí tô triste
 Enviado
 25 de nov de 2016 16:05
 KKKKKKKK Caraca! Depois
 dessa História bem que
 merecia
 Pra consolar
 SUCESSO!
 AbNegão.com.br
O pior de tudo que essa aventura toda era apenas uma cantada que surpreendentemente FUNCIONOU! Costelinha e suas aventuras de GTA conseguiram uma gata pro (Imagens)

O pior de tudo que essa aventura toda era apenas uma cantada que surpreendentemente FUNCIONOU! Costelinha e suas aventuras de GTA conseguira...