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tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:
the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.


1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN


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tooiconic:

drkarayua:

mastergir:
the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.


1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN


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Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view), couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause from knowing cast members l think this is the most hilarious thing eutsticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for me deemey Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: "Spitting is for quitters." This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day Sex at Disneyland
Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security
 systems now installed
 inside all of Disneyland's
 attractions (and the monitors being
 watched by park employees hidden
 from view), couples will still try to
 have sex while on the "dark" rides
 such as Pirates of the Caribbean
 or It's a Small World], apparently
 not realizing that the cameras
 are infrared and can pick up their
 every move. On occasion they are
 stopped with a warning over the
 loudspeaker; other times, as they
 exit, they are met with applause
 from knowing cast members
 l think this is the most hilarious thing
 eutsticstevonnie
 the storybook font is what does it for me
 deemey
 Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We
 had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most
 amazing story
 So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first
 big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.
 Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and
 there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing
 gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed
 in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
 Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go
 down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other
 than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the
 girl makes the motion to spit.
 In. The. Fucking. Water
 Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and
 the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is
 scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in.
 Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst
 combination on this earth
 Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control
 booth and says:
 "Spitting is for quitters."
 This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates
 commiting various crimes.
 The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt
 himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.
 I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit
 queue as fast as they could
 And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you
 out and it will be the highlight of our day
Sex at Disneyland

Sex at Disneyland

Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides (such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause From knowing cast members. DISNEYLAND FACT fuckin-georg: deerney: autisticstevonnie: thatdisneyworldblog: I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does it for me Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story. So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow. Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: “Spitting is for quitters.” This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could. And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day. SPITTING IS FOR QUITTERS
Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security
 systems now installed
 inside all of Disneyland's
 attractions (and the monitors being
 watched by park employees hidden
 from view], couples will still try to
 have sex while on the "dark" rides
 (such as Pirates of the Caribbean
 or It's a Small World], apparently
 not realizing that the cameras
 are infrared and can pick up their
 every move. On occasion they are
 stopped with a warning over the
 loudspeaker; other times, as they
 exit, they are met with applause
 From knowing cast members.
 DISNEYLAND
 FACT
fuckin-georg:
deerney:

autisticstevonnie:

thatdisneyworldblog:

I think this is the most hilarious thing


the storybook font is what does it for me


Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.
So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.
Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. 
Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. 
In. The. Fucking. Water.
Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.
Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
“Spitting is for quitters.”
This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes. 
The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows. 
I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.
And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day. 


SPITTING IS FOR QUITTERS

fuckin-georg: deerney: autisticstevonnie: thatdisneyworldblog: I think this is the most hilarious thing the storybook font is what does...

Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security systems now installed inside all of Disneyland's attractions (and the monitors being watched by park employees hidden from view], couples will still try to have sex while on the "dark" rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean or It's a Small World], apparently not realizing that the cameras are infrared and can pick up their every move. On occasion they are stopped with a warning over the loudspeaker; other times, as they exit, they are met with applause rom knowing cast members. thatdisneyworldblog l think this is the most hilarious thing autisticstevonnie the storybook font is what does it for deerney Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him. Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit. In. The. Fucking. Water. Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth. Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says: Spitting is for quitters. This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they cou And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day 225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018 The Happiest Place on Earth
Being Alone, Apparently, and Disney: espite the security
 systems now installed
 inside all of Disneyland's
 attractions (and the monitors being
 watched by park employees hidden
 from view], couples will still try to
 have sex while on the "dark" rides
 such as Pirates of the Caribbean
 or It's a Small World], apparently
 not realizing that the cameras
 are infrared and can pick up their
 every move. On occasion they are
 stopped with a warning over the
 loudspeaker; other times, as they
 exit, they are met with applause
 rom knowing cast members.
 thatdisneyworldblog
 l think this is the most hilarious thing
 autisticstevonnie
 the storybook font is what does it for
 deerney
 Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from
 Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story
 So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where
 Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow
 Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there's a couple sitting
 alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of
 water that hasn't been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.
 Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There's not
 much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises.
 The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.
 In. The. Fucking. Water.
 Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down
 for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then
 new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The
 worst combination on this earth.
 Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:
 Spitting is for quitters.
 This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes
 The look on this woman's face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her
 from the grave, and swallows
 I'm told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they
 cou
 And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the
 highlight of our day
 225,723 notes Sep 21st, 2018
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