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animal kingdom: True warriors of the animal kingdom
animal kingdom: True warriors of the animal kingdom

True warriors of the animal kingdom

animal kingdom: I HAVE TINY CRUSTACEANS STUCK IN MY GILLS! I'M HUNGRY FOR SEA BUGS! WHITETIP SHARK CLEANER WRASSE I NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY MY POLLEN TO OTHER FLOWERS I NEED NECTAR TO EAT! TICKSEED FLOWERS BUCKEYE BUTTERFLY l'M LOOKING FOR A BIG MEAL, BUT I NEED HELP FINDING A DEER I WANT TO EAT VENISON, BUT I'M TOO SMALL TO HUNT DEER! COMMON RAVEN COYOTE I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP ANTS FROM EATING MY EGGS! I WANT A HOME WITH A BODYGUARD AND FREE ANT DELIVERY INCLUDED! COLOMBIAN LESSERBLACK TARANTULA DOTTED HUMMING FROG M. TILLERY - CYANEUS.COM /w/Av[ paramud: personal-scientist: draconym: themaishi: draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?) Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.” The himan one is not as good as the rest If you mean the mutualism between humans and honeyguides, I respectfully disagree. Human/honeyguide mutualism is one of the most sophisticated interspecies relationships in the animal kingdom. While humans have domesticated many other animals for their labor, the honeyguide remains entirely wild while electing to partner up with humans. Both humans and honeyguides have each developed specific calls to signal to one another that they are on the hunt, and these calls greatly increase the likelihood of success. According to this paper: The production of this sound increased the probability of being guided by a honeyguide from about 33 to 66% and the overall probability of thus finding a bees’ nest from 17 to 54%, as compared with other animal or human sounds of similar amplitude. That’s fucking bonkers, you guys!!! There are people out there who over the course of human history have created a sound to communicate with birds, and the birds themselves have a Human Call they use to communicate with us. There is no other wild animal you can just make noises at and immediately communicate that you want it to come help you!!! What’s more, many scientists consider this relationship more exploitative on the honeyguide’s end than on our end! That’s unprecedented!! These birds have essentially negotiated a trade deal with humanity!!!! This is the stuff of fantasy movies, except it’s real. Here’s an article from The Guardian about the broader implications of this kind of relationship with wild animals. It’s a good read: Apart from with our gut bacteria, we humans don’t really have any mutualistic relationships with other creatures. There is no special tune that we can sing to magically attract nearby hedgehogs into our gardens to feast on slugs. There will never be a special wink that fishermen can offer otters, encouraging them to catch fish that we might then de-bone for them, in return for some of the catch. The world is poorer for this. OKAY BUT the noise we make at honeyguides is one of my favorite noises there is, and if y’all haven’t heard the “BRRR-HM?” call that hunters use to summon honeyguides you are SERIOUSLY missing out. There’s an audio clip on the Audobon Society’s article about them [link] @metalpaca
animal kingdom: I HAVE TINY CRUSTACEANS
 STUCK IN MY GILLS!
 I'M HUNGRY FOR SEA BUGS!
 WHITETIP SHARK
 CLEANER WRASSE
 I NEED SOMEONE TO CARRY
 MY POLLEN TO OTHER FLOWERS
 I NEED NECTAR TO EAT!
 TICKSEED FLOWERS
 BUCKEYE BUTTERFLY
 l'M LOOKING FOR A BIG MEAL,
 BUT I NEED HELP FINDING A DEER
 I WANT TO EAT VENISON, BUT
 I'M TOO SMALL TO HUNT DEER!
 COMMON RAVEN
 COYOTE
 I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP
 ANTS FROM EATING MY EGGS!
 I WANT A HOME WITH A BODYGUARD
 AND FREE ANT DELIVERY INCLUDED!
 COLOMBIAN LESSERBLACK TARANTULA
 DOTTED HUMMING FROG
 M. TILLERY - CYANEUS.COM
 /w/Av[
paramud:

personal-scientist:
draconym:

themaishi:

draconym:

Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?)
Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.”


The himan one is not as good as the rest 

If you mean the mutualism between humans and honeyguides, I respectfully disagree. Human/honeyguide mutualism is one of the most sophisticated interspecies relationships in the animal kingdom.
While humans have domesticated many other animals for their labor, the honeyguide remains entirely wild while electing to partner up with humans. Both humans and honeyguides have each developed specific calls to signal to one another that they are on the hunt, and these calls greatly increase the likelihood of success. According to this paper:
The production of this sound increased the probability of being guided 
by a honeyguide from about 33 to 66% and the overall probability of thus
 finding a bees’ nest from 17 to 54%, as compared with other animal or 
human sounds of similar amplitude.
That’s fucking bonkers, you guys!!! There are people out there who over the course of human history have created a sound to communicate with birds, and the birds themselves have a Human Call they use to communicate with us. There is no other wild animal you can just make noises at and immediately communicate that you want it to come help you!!!
What’s more, many scientists consider this relationship more exploitative on the honeyguide’s end than on our end! That’s unprecedented!! These birds have essentially negotiated a trade deal with humanity!!!! This is the stuff of fantasy movies, except it’s real.
Here’s an article from The Guardian about the broader implications of this kind of relationship with wild animals. It’s a good read:

Apart from with our gut bacteria, we humans don’t really have any 
mutualistic relationships with other creatures. There is no special tune
 that we can sing to magically attract nearby hedgehogs into our gardens
 to feast on slugs. There will never be a special wink that fishermen 
can offer otters, encouraging them to catch fish that we might then 
de-bone for them, in return for some of the catch. The world is poorer 
for this.



OKAY BUT the noise we make at honeyguides is one of my favorite noises there is, and if y’all haven’t heard the “BRRR-HM?” call that hunters use to summon honeyguides you are SERIOUSLY missing out. 
There’s an audio clip on the Audobon Society’s article about them [link]


@metalpaca

paramud: personal-scientist: draconym: themaishi: draconym: Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (W...

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animal kingdom: yeezyslides
 i dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon
 like thats a gateway food to salmonella
 colormipretty
 Vegans can eat salmon? I thought they couldn't eat
 meat or food from animals
 yeezyslides
 well salmon isnt rlly an animal, its a fish
 cinnamonvenus
 So fish aren't animals?
 yeezyslides
 theyre not animals, theyre fish
 cinnamonvenus
 How do you define the word animal, sis?
 cinnamonrollwithit
 i'm sorry, can we take like, three steps back and look
 at the fact that op thinks that eating salmon is the
 direct cause of salmonella?
 tired-beans
 IT'S CALLED PESCETARIAN, NOT VEGAN, NOT
 VEGETARIAN. PESCETARIA N. FISH ARE
 ANIMALS, THEY EAT, THEY BREATHE, THEY SHIT,
 THEY REPRODUCE AHSHFJAKDJ
 yeezyslides
 1st of all bring down ur tone 2th of all it isnt
 pescatarian bc fish arent part of the animal kingdom
 their FISH.. and u ppl call me stupid imagine being
 this ignornant and typing in all caps... nobody said
 fish dont reproduce or shit but they dont breathe bc
 theyre in water wtf u cant breahe underwater ur so
 dumb
 artistsregret
 fish
 IS
 NOUN
 fishes (olural noun)
 a limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water
 the sea is thick with sh
 the flesh of fish as food
 hot crab appetcers stuffed with fish
 the zodiacal sign or constellation Pisces
 used in names of invertebrate animals living wholly in water, eg., cuttlefish, shelfish, jellyfish.
 So you mean to tell me. They're not animals?
 yeezyslides
 now ur switching my words. i never said that fish
 arent animal
 artistsregret
 "So fish arent animals?"
 They're not animals, they're
 fish"
 Fish are in fact animals, I'm sorry to say.
 yeezyslides
 i dont recall
 sereniv
 this is a fucking train wreck
now ur switching my words

now ur switching my words

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myunrealisticfiction:
He got mad as helllll
Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a f...

animal kingdom: robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom
animal kingdom: robotlyra:

myunrealisticfiction:
He got mad as helllll
Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

robotlyra: myunrealisticfiction: He got mad as helllll Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a...