🦅 25+ Best Memes About Alive

Alive, Dating, and Fucking: Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Dating must be so easy if you're a guy. you're better than like 60% of the competition if you like, take a shower and ask a woman one single question about herself Biiiiitch... dating for women is pretty fucking simple. Just be alive and don’t eat like a horse. Someone will enter your hole.

Biiiiitch... dating for women is pretty fucking simple. Just be alive and don’t eat like a horse. Someone will enter your hole.

Alive, Love, and Back: Nobody has your back like your Mama Love her while she's still alive.

Alive, Brain, and Fuck: All other organs: working their asses off to keep me alive Brain: how about you kill yourself all other organs: Pardon me what the fuck

Alive, Congratulations, and Smile: if you're reading this.. congratulations, you're alive. if that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Alive, Be Like, and Brain: My brain: Hey man we should just give up and die already The rest of my internal organs trying to keep me alive: They don’t think it be like that, but it do

They don’t think it be like that, but it do

Alive, Best Friend, and Crazy: Marry your best friend. Marry someone who you wouldn't mind waking up to every day for the rest of your life. The one who makes you glad to be alive. Marry someone who drives you crazy. The one who frustrates you. The one who calms you. Marry the one you don't mind fighting with, because they will be fair about it. Don't marry someone who give their ego more importance, than they give you. Marry someone who makes you the best version of yourself. The one who believes in you, even when you don't. The one who stands by you, through thick and thin. Marry someone you can't imagine your life without.

Alive, MeIRL, and Still: me coming out of my room every few days so people know im still alive meirl

meirl

Alive, Brain, and Fuck: All other organs: working their asses off to keep me alive Brain: how about you kill yourself all other organs: Pardon me what the fuck

Alive, Fam, and Girl Memes: me coming out of my room every few days so people know im still alive Not dead just hungover fam

Not dead just hungover fam

Alive, Britney Spears, and Cute: Britney Spears @britneyspears Sometimes I wonder what this snake is up to these days.. Anybody know where it's at? haha bre ad/1ar827 Expand Britney Spears @britneyspears Snake update: I've heard she's alive and well, and that her name is Banana! This makes me smile) Expand Banana is so cute! 3 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2H8I9G6

Banana is so cute! 3 via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2H8I9G6

Alive, Britney Spears, and Cute: Britney Spears @britneyspears Sometimes I wonder what this snake is up to these days.. Anybody know where it's at? haha bre ad/1ar827 Expand Britney Spears @britneyspears Snake update: I've heard she's alive and well, and that her name is Banana! This makes me smile) Expand Banana is so cute! 3

Banana is so cute! 3

Alive, Siri, and Twitter: i keep saying Alexa when l mean to say Siri and i just cant believe i live in a time where i am gettin my servant robots names mixed up 11:19 AM 1/9/19 Twitter Web Client 121 Retweets 970 Likes What a time to be alive

What a time to be alive

Alive, Living, and Easy: IF Yov ARE RVIETLY PESPERATE ON DEING IP You ARE ALLOWEP T BE sa p Aß。UT soMETHING So SMALL KNsw THAT LIVING S NOT EASY THE SKEER LACK OF UNLERTAINTY MERNS EAN ITsA MIRACLE THAT ANY F US RE ALIVE T 1LL

Alive, Bitch, and Facts: i want my father back, you son ofa bitch. And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true. In The Princess Bride, Inigo's quest for his father's killer is one of the most successful subplots in film history. Watching his performance, it's such an emotional scene. I was looking up little known facts about the movie and found out that the reason this scene is so moving is because just after Mandy Patinkin took this role, his father died of cancer. In this fight he imagined that this was his chance to beat cancer, to come to terms with his father's death by getting revenge on cancer (The Six-Fingered Man). Pretty sure I've cried whenever I see that scene ever since. Inigo Montoya’s real father via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CZqVXv

Inigo Montoya’s real father via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CZqVXv

Alive, Lying, and Awake: What doesn't kill you Leave scars Ruins your lungs Dries out all your tears Leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning wishing you weren't alive

Alive, God, and Life: Today I just want to thank God for the gift of life. No complaints. No requests. Just thankful to be alive. LifeLearnedFeelings <3

<3

Alive, Philadelphia Eagles, and The Eagles: Playoff Foles keeps the Eagles season alive!

Playoff Foles keeps the Eagles season alive!

Alive, Iphone, and Life: Gina @ginadivittorio I was at this salad bowl place and a guy was being super rude to the workers and another guy with a dog in a baby carrier strapped to his chest turns around and says, "Being an asshole won't make you taller." This is the most alive I've felt in a long time. 10:33 AM 1/5/19 Twitter for iPhone 684 Retweets 7,721 Likes The man with the dog is living his best life

The man with the dog is living his best life

Alive, Beautiful, and Love: you've got to love yourself, kid. you've got to wake up before dawn and watch the sky transform itself into a beautiful shade of pink and listen to the birds come alive. you've got to bake warm treats every weekend and eat them when it rains. most importantly, you've got to stop letting the things that won't matter in two years matter now. you've got to stop asking others for their opinions. you've got to look at yourself long and hard in the mirror and say "you know what, I deserve so much more.

Alive, Fam, and Memes: Nora Stone @EdoFirstLady Okay so there's an argument going on at home, I want my twitter Fam to put mouth. In a situation where both mothers of a couple is alive and the wife gives birth, which of the mothers is supposed to come and take care of the baby and lady Wife's mother /husband's mother What do y’all think? 🤔 . KraksTV

What do y’all think? 🤔 . KraksTV

Alive, Life, and Love: METAM OR PHOsIS I am somebody else's story. The girl who served their drink, the person they pushed past on a crowded street, the one who broke their heart. I have happened in so many places, to so many people the essence of me lives on in these nuances, these moments. Yet never have I been bolder or brighter than I am with you. Not once have I ever felt so alive. Whatever vessel we pour ourselves into, mine is now overflowing, brimming with life. It is transcending into something new Hands are no longer hands. They are caresses. Mouths are no longer mouths. They are kisses. My name is no lon name, it is a call. And love is no longer love-love is you. Lang Leav

Alive, Memes, and Tagged: Are you alive? You haven't tagged me in a dog post yet today ogpartying Excuse me, have you tagged everyone in dog photos today? @dogpartying

Excuse me, have you tagged everyone in dog photos today? @dogpartying

Alive, God, and Shower: G tbch Follow o* just-shower-thoughts Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself. im-the-batmann Oh god dammit Source: just-shower-thoughts 52,327 notes Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Alive, Blessed, and Dad: 2018 WAS A ROUGH ONE . @darealnatemandela GOT PICKED UP BY THE FEDS , MY BROTHER WENT TO JAIL, MY MOM MOVED OUT OF STATE AND I HAD TO ATTEND A FEW CLOSE FRIENDS FUNERALS . BUT I CAN SAY THAT I AM BLESSED TO STILL BE ALIVE AND FREE . I AM NOT GONE MAKE ALL KINDS OF NEW YEARS RESOLOUTIONS THAT I WILL BREAK IN A WEEK OR TWO . ALL I WILL SAY IS IN 2019 IM GOING HARDER THAN I DID LAST YEAR. HAPPY NEW YEARS I LOVE YALL AND FREE MY DAD @darealnatemandela

2018 WAS A ROUGH ONE . @darealnatemandela GOT PICKED UP BY THE FEDS , MY BROTHER WENT TO JAIL, MY MOM MOVED OUT OF STATE AND I HAD TO ATTEND...

Alive, Dude, and Life: This snake captured a lizard, and began to eat it alive. As the lizard lost the use of its arms and legs by being swallowed, the lizard bit down on the snake and prevented it from being eaten. Life or death fight and it's all depended on how long this motherfucker can bite down for. Eventually, the snake regurgitated the lizard and both left alive. This dude had no other choice than to prevail. He adapted, and made shit happen and lived to fight another day. Hustle hard 😂

Hustle hard 😂

Alive, Driving, and The Road: You ever driving and realize.. damn Il wasn't looking at the road the last 28 minutes going 90 down the freeway and I'm still alive It happens 😂😭 https://t.co/d3mgkC1DZR

It happens 😂😭 https://t.co/d3mgkC1DZR

Alive, Goals, and Memes: 3 RECENT GAMES: 4 GOALS, 2 ASSISTS THE BEAST PAUL POGBA IS ALIVE AGAIN Pogba🔥

Pogba🔥

Alive, Funny, and Memes: when u tell him to choke you to death during sex and you're still alive after Go follow my favorite page @hormotional for more funny and relatable memes 😆😂

Go follow my favorite page @hormotional for more funny and relatable memes 😆😂

Alive, Fucking, and Jesus: BORN TO BE ALIVE A 2OOTOPIA FAN COMIC BY BORBA YOU YOU REPLAGED I THINK YOU'D BETTER SAY "VIXEN." MELNITFEMALA ANOTHER FOXI?! FOXI? How HOW MANY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOH... YOu WUICE AWAY. NICK. 20 kingdomofkitten: kingdomofkitten: libertarirynn: firstdegreeliberty: libertarirynn: katekarl: libertarirynn: kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m gonna fucking end myself “Carrotholics” FUCKINGLike how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language. CarrotholicsSo if there is a rabbit catholicism is there a bunny Jesus who was crucifiedI have so many questions It also begs the question, is there like a separate version of Catholicism for every breed of animal? I would think the carrot Catholics thing would be pretty exclusively for rabbits, and this checks out because if you recall in the original, Judy had what appears to be a rabbit version of the Virgin Mary: But it also seems like Nick might be religious? Is there an entirely separate fox Jesus? Well, that’s easy. He’s Vulpinestant. Actually WAITHE’S S H R E W I S H I’m done.

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Alive, Dank Memes, and Rest: VON DYLAN @vondylantweets everyone born 98-03 are the funniest ppl alive rn 12/19/18, 9:28 PM 325 Retweets 1,372 Likes eaux @sosahontas.15h Replying to @vondylantweets @vondylantweets 98-02 the rest nah

98-02 the rest nah

Alive, Fucking, and Jesus: BORN TO BE ALIVE A 2OOTOPIA FAN COMIC BY BORBA YOU YOU REPLAGED I THINK YOU'D BETTER SAY "VIXEN." MELNITFEMALA ANOTHER FOXI?! FOXI? How HOW MANY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOH... YOu WUICE AWAY. NICK. 20 firstdegreeliberty: libertarirynn: katekarl: libertarirynn: kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m gonna fucking end myself “Carrotholics” FUCKINGLike how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language. CarrotholicsSo if there is a rabbit catholicism is there a bunny Jesus who was crucifiedI have so many questions It also begs the question, is there like a separate version of Catholicism for every breed of animal? I would think the carrot Catholics thing would be pretty exclusively for rabbits, and this checks out because if you recall in the original, Judy had what appears to be a rabbit version of the Virgin Mary: But it also seems like Nick might be religious? Is there an entirely separate fox Jesus?

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Alive, Fake, and Memes: punk @nueports people said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since thern 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer 4M views well shit. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AlSlVJ

well shit. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2AlSlVJ

Alive, Family, and Fucking: BORN TO BE ALIVE A 2OOTOPIA FAN COMIC BY BORBA YOU YOU REPLAGED I THINK YOU'D BETTER SAY "VIXEN." MELNITFEMALA ANOTHER FOXI?! FOXI? How HOW MANY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOH... YOu WUICE AWAY. NICK. 20 the-mighty-birdy: libertarirynn: katekarl: libertarirynn: kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by Borba I don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m gonna fucking end myself “Carrotholics” FUCKING Like how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language. Also not to put too much thought into this but considering the demographic of Judy’s family (Ya know, rural, conservative, presumably midwestern) it doesn’t make much sense they’d be Catholic anyway. Baptist or Lutheran would be more realistic.Ah shit I’m trying to apply logic to a Zootopia comic aren’t I Idk, there are rural conservative Catholics. And it would explain the shit ton of babies lmao

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Alive, Fucking, and Tumblr: BORN TO BE ALIVE A 2OOTOPIA FAN COMIC BY BORBA YOU YOU REPLAGED I THINK YOU'D BETTER SAY "VIXEN." MELNITFEMALA ANOTHER FOXI?! FOXI? How HOW MANY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOH... YOu WUICE AWAY. NICK. 20 katekarl: libertarirynn: kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m gonna fucking end myself “Carrotholics” FUCKINGLike how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language.

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Alive, Fucking, and Tumblr: BORN TO BE ALIVE A 2OOTOPIA FAN COMIC BY BORBA YOU YOU REPLAGED I THINK YOU'D BETTER SAY "VIXEN." MELNITFEMALA ANOTHER FOXI?! FOXI? How HOW MANY THINGS HAPPENED WHILE YOH... YOu WUICE AWAY. NICK. 20 kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m gonna fucking end myself

kingdomofkitten: Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by BorbaI don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho. I’m ...

Alive, Fam, and Memes: Don't do it fam! Look at this! Hard to believe that was) almost 20 years ago. Suicide is big gay This message keeps humanity alive via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SlCIVl

This message keeps humanity alive via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SlCIVl

Alive, Memes, and Hope: long as you feel pain, you're still alive. As long as you make mistakes you're still human. As long as you keep trying, there's still hope. -Susan Gale FB/QuotesAndSayings Yes, you may re-use this quote pic anywhere, anytime, for anything you want

Alive, Frozen, and Http: Paul, inside a (frozen) leaf pile @YesNoSuper Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don't even know it 12/19/18, 7:29 AM 42 Retweets 344 Likes This can be changed to anything and I think it therefore has MASSIVE potential via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2EKasHW

This can be changed to anything and I think it therefore has MASSIVE potential via /r/MemeEconomy http://bit.ly/2EKasHW

Alive, Birthday, and Funny: Vsauce @tweetsauce I have now been alive for more than 1 billion seconds. Google our birthday below to find out how mar ds old you are your age in seconds obviously changes d after youve hit the button! 1 billion seconds in years ACES NW January 23 31.71 calendar years Birth: 00000000 Second SHOW MY AGE 317097919838 าน ou are 1000002138 seconds ol Gavin Free @GavinFree Follow Replying to @tweetsauce Which one was the best? 10:00 PM-1 Oct 2017 分募帧00 5 Retweets 126 Likes 몽@ Vsauce O @tweetsauce 16m Replying to @GavinFree The five it took to write this response to you 151 68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

Alive, God, and Life: Today, I just want to thank God for the gift of life. No complaints. No requests. Just thankful to be alive. Amen I Love Myself bo You?

Alive, Crying, and Memes: Amy Kales @agkales Note written by me and slipped to Santa: "My son, Jack, is 15 and has an intellectual disability. He whole heartedly believes in Santa. Please keep the magic alive." Santa winked at me, greeted him like an old friend. "Jack! It is great to see you again." Kindness matters. wow im not crying u r

wow im not crying u r

Alive, Http, and Magic: Amy Kales @agkales Note written by me and slipped to Santa: "My son, Jack, is 15 and has an intellectual disability. He whole heartedly believes in Santa. Please keep the magic alive." Santa winked at me, greeted him like an old friend. "Jack! It is great to see you again." Kindness matters. Kindness matters. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2BAA9HC

Kindness matters. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2BAA9HC

Alive, Magic, and Santa: Amy Kales @agkales Note written by me and slipped to Santa: "My son, Jack, is 15 and has an intellectual disability. He whole heartedly believes in Santa. Please keep the magic alive." Santa winked at me, greeted him like an old friend. "Jack! It is great to see you again." Kindness matters. Kindness matters.

Kindness matters.

Alive, Lil Wayne, and Meme: Lil Wayne tightly presses the last piece of scotch tape on a gift, "best wrapper alive." he whispers to himself, then sips his hot cocoa. @whitepeoplehumor is the Lil Wayne of the meme game.

@whitepeoplehumor is the Lil Wayne of the meme game.

Alive, Memes, and Andrea: I consigli di Lucas Leiva CI GNOR Cao Vy Beltrame Sembro io mentre dico le informazioni agli automobilisti, chissà che fine hanno fatto 6 h Mi piace Rispondi Andrea Spanu "Ah-ah-ah-ah Stayin' Alive - Stayin' Alive" 6 h Mi piace Rispondi Stefano Brandoni "La febbre del sabato Leiva" 0736 0262 392 I consigli, quelli efficaci. . leiva lazio gol rigore commenticalcignoranti

I consigli, quelli efficaci. . leiva lazio gol rigore commenticalcignoranti

Alive, Ass, and Instagram: omggg imagine if marie antoinette was alive today she probably would've got ass shots so she could post a thot pic on instagram saying "let them eat cake Brb. Turning this into a movie. (twitter-huntychan)

Brb. Turning this into a movie. (twitter-huntychan)

Alive, Philadelphia Eagles, and Memes: FINAL 30 32 FINAL: The @Eagles keep their playoff hopes alive! #FlyEaglesFly #HOUvsPHI https://t.co/q1H4gpAAe2

FINAL: The @Eagles keep their playoff hopes alive! #FlyEaglesFly #HOUvsPHI https://t.co/q1H4gpAAe2

Alive, Christmas, and Memes: the siew who stole christmas @stabbyloki out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results 😂What a time to be alive

😂What a time to be alive

Alive, Dank, and Plan B: SHIT, HE'S STILL ALIVE. TIME FOR PLAN B I BROKE MY LEG DON'T WORRY MAN, I'M SURE IT'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

Alive, Hangover, and Good: reaghan @reaghanhunt why is being alive so expensive. im not even having a good time 2/20/18, 12:12 AM Hangover in full effect

Hangover in full effect

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