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ago: assdare: I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright
 ago: assdare:
I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright

assdare: I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t beca...

ago: Seemed so long ago
 ago: Seemed so long ago

Seemed so long ago

ago: shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu: kuruluv: catwithaknife: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair what the fuck i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair! it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head. but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want. so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail. he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut. i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair. tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies. This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah. Leave kids hair alone. I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status. I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off.  The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.) Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself. Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me. When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty. My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis
 ago: shed1nja:
salty-sadness22:

kintatsujo:

pretentioussongtitle:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

captainroxythefoxy:

e-v-roslyn:

guu:

kuruluv:

catwithaknife:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair

what the fuck

i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like
i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair!
it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.
but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want.
so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.
he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut.
i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.
tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant


Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.


This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. 
but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.
Leave kids hair alone.

I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status.

I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four)  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. 
The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.)

Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred

My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself.  
 Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! 

My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me.
When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty.



My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis

shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu:...

ago: A few years ago I was invited to a Hawaiian Shirt Party
 ago: A few years ago I was invited to a Hawaiian Shirt Party

A few years ago I was invited to a Hawaiian Shirt Party

ago: battlecrazed-axe-mage: vigarath: ayriath: sensicalabsurdities: miatasenpai: island-delver-go: 8bitmickey: tanoraqui: threefeline: creepsandcrawlers: jelloapocalypse: dastardlypineapple: probablyottrpgideas: strangestquarkwave: professorsparklepants: vigarath: Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian. Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter. “Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.” https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass FUCK ME  the reveal video “CHRIS??????” “Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.” Always reblog Y'gathok DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40* Wow that DM really goes above and beyond Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today! Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!! One year ago today, this boy was revealed. And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds! Goddamn. That’s how you DM with style
 ago: battlecrazed-axe-mage:

vigarath:

ayriath:

sensicalabsurdities:

miatasenpai:

island-delver-go:

8bitmickey:

tanoraqui:

threefeline:

creepsandcrawlers:

jelloapocalypse:

dastardlypineapple:

probablyottrpgideas:

strangestquarkwave:

professorsparklepants:

vigarath:
Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.


“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????” 


“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”


Always reblog Y'gathok

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*


Wow that DM really goes above and beyond


Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today! 
Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.
And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!


Goddamn. That’s how you DM with style

battlecrazed-axe-mage: vigarath: ayriath: sensicalabsurdities: miatasenpai: island-delver-go: 8bitmickey: tanoraqui: threefeline:...

ago: hajnarus: We won’t forget STAR FINGER during p3, also EXACTLY 30 years ago was Stardust Crusaders released! Happy birthday to one of my favourite part!^^
 ago: hajnarus:



We won’t forget STAR FINGER during p3, also EXACTLY 30 years ago was Stardust Crusaders released! Happy birthday to one of my favourite part!^^

hajnarus: We won’t forget STAR FINGER during p3, also EXACTLY 30 years ago was Stardust Crusaders released! Happy birthday to one of m...

ago: I made this in class 6 months ago, I thought I threw it out turns out my friend kept it on the front of his binder :)
 ago: I made this in class 6 months ago, I thought I threw it out turns out my friend kept it on the front of his binder :)

I made this in class 6 months ago, I thought I threw it out turns out my friend kept it on the front of his binder :)

ago: My wife got me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring it, she flashes me. It’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten and I’ve used it 1000s of times.
 ago: My wife got me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring it, she flashes me. It’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten and I’ve used it 1000s of times.

My wife got me this bell when I was depressed a few years ago. When I ring it, she flashes me. It’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten and I’...

ago: Remember Caturday? Seems like so long ago... Such good times.#caturday #funnycats 3catmemes #caturdaymemes #funnymemes #animalmemes #catphotos #catgifs
 ago: Remember Caturday? Seems like so long ago... Such good times.#caturday #funnycats 3catmemes #caturdaymemes #funnymemes #animalmemes #catphotos #catgifs

Remember Caturday? Seems like so long ago... Such good times.#caturday #funnycats 3catmemes #caturdaymemes #funnymemes #animalmemes #catp...

ago: awesomacious: I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out
 ago: awesomacious:

I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out

awesomacious: I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out

ago: My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.
 ago: My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.

My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.

ago: My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.
 ago: My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.

My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.

ago: Last online : 7 years ago. Gone but not forgotten
 ago: Last online : 7 years ago. Gone but not forgotten

Last online : 7 years ago. Gone but not forgotten

ago: tolstoyevskywrites: korranews: Avatar: The Last Airbender first premiered on this day 15 years ago! Happy birthday Team Avatar, keep an eye out for announcements today! 💎 Happy birthday, Avatar! 
 ago: tolstoyevskywrites:

korranews:


Avatar: The Last Airbender first premiered on this day 15 years ago!
Happy birthday Team Avatar, keep an eye out for announcements today! 💎

Happy birthday, Avatar! 

tolstoyevskywrites: korranews: Avatar: The Last Airbender first premiered on this day 15 years ago! Happy birthday Team Avatar, keep a...

ago: awesomacious: I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out
 ago: awesomacious:

I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out

awesomacious: I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out

ago: I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out
 ago: I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out

I posted this 69 days ago and I’ve been dating the most wonderful person for a month now.. crazy how things work out

ago: A few years ago we matched, this past weekend we got married! Still can’t believe “Settle a bet, is flossing optional” is the line that started it all!
 ago: A few years ago we matched, this past weekend we got married! Still can’t believe “Settle a bet, is flossing optional” is the line that started it all!

A few years ago we matched, this past weekend we got married! Still can’t believe “Settle a bet, is flossing optional” is the line that s...

ago: Last Online 3,645 days ago
 ago: Last Online 3,645 days ago

Last Online 3,645 days ago

ago: jadedsoggy:we have not let he-man singing what’s going on die. so that one’s fair, and i hold nothing against it.these other three need to pay me royalties for having seen them a decade ago
 ago: jadedsoggy:we have not let he-man singing what’s going on die. so that one’s fair, and i hold nothing against it.these other three need to pay me royalties for having seen them a decade ago

jadedsoggy:we have not let he-man singing what’s going on die. so that one’s fair, and i hold nothing against it.these other three need t...

ago: Matched 4 years ago. First words to me in person were “fuck, you’re tall”. Married a month ago, despite my shitty manbun.
 ago: Matched 4 years ago. First words to me in person were “fuck, you’re tall”. Married a month ago, despite my shitty manbun.

Matched 4 years ago. First words to me in person were “fuck, you’re tall”. Married a month ago, despite my shitty manbun.

ago: Rosa’s birthday was three days ago by An-Ana-Main MORE MEMES
 ago: Rosa’s birthday was three days ago by An-Ana-Main
MORE MEMES

Rosa’s birthday was three days ago by An-Ana-Main MORE MEMES

ago: We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.
 ago: We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.

We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.