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Ass, Cinderella , and Click: kaylapocalypse:  ok  so i know what you’re thinking “oh i remember that scene i don’t need to click on the video to recall it”. But you should. Like… if you’re anywhere near your mid-twenties, chances are that you watched shrek (1) when you were a kid and maybe a few times again in your late teens, but your memory absolutely doesn’t do it justice. The comedic timing through this whole movie is insane. Also, the fact that the animation style is aging literally just adds to the hilarity instead of poorly dating it. The nuance of every gesture is so well done and specific.  I am literally convinced that this movie is a masterpiece and that will be historically relevant maybe 100 years from now as a perfect time capsule of our culture. This scene in particular illustrates it especially well; particularly for being only like 1 minute long. Highlights/Breakdown The timing in the way Robin says savior and the way he says beast.  the character solidifying disregard and disrespect of “Please! Monster!” Fiona’s sheer brute strength when she pokes him in the shoulder so hard it spins him around–strength that he disregards which is why hes surprised as hell when he gets his ass beat Just the entire french accent that isn’t even a good french accent at all. The accordion man in the tree, the prop bushes. that one of the prop bushes falls down to reveal that its a wood cut-out subtly in the background  Shrek and fiona watching with horror as he begins his song. Donkey never cracking his excited smile, fully immersed in the Lore™; which is actually part of a longer running joke through the film which is that occasionally when certain characters do things would be reacted to poorly irl, the surrounding characters react like you would if you saw that irl not like characters in a story. Like instead of getting drawn into the lore of their circumstances they just stand there, staring like “yikesssss” shrek’s exhaustion and impatience when the song goes into the “saucy little maid” bit.  “what hes basically saying is he likes to get paid.”  the chaos of that statement. combined with shrek and fiona having a eye contact conversation above the performance, exchanging “wtf” gestures.  When the song escalates into a dance fight, Shrek’s exhaustion turns into general mounting amusement like “wow is this really turning into a dance fight. wow hes really snapping in unison” which is additionally apart of the above long running joke Fiona interrupting robin with a kick. the fuckin sound his head makes when it hits the rock.  The fight after isn’t as dynamic timing wise, just a classic animated fight scene but that song though. *kisses fingers like a chef* Watching this does give me an appreciation for 2D animation though because say what you will but Cinderella has aged a lot better than Shrek in terms of visual quality.With 2D you get fairly consistent quality. With old 3D you get uncanny valley nightmares.
Ass, Cinderella , and Click: kaylapocalypse:
 ok 
so i know what you’re thinking “oh i remember that scene i don’t need to click on the video to recall it”. But you should. Like… if you’re anywhere near your mid-twenties, chances are that you watched shrek (1) when you were a kid and maybe a few times again in your late teens, but your memory absolutely doesn’t do it justice.
The comedic timing through this whole movie is insane. Also, the fact that the animation style is aging literally just adds to the hilarity instead of poorly dating it. The nuance of every gesture is so well done and specific. 
I am literally convinced that this movie is a masterpiece and that will be historically relevant maybe 100 years from now as a perfect time capsule of our culture.
This scene in particular illustrates it especially well; particularly for being only like 1 minute long.
Highlights/Breakdown
The timing in the way Robin says savior and the way he says beast. 
the character solidifying disregard and disrespect of “Please! Monster!”
Fiona’s sheer brute strength when she pokes him in the shoulder so hard it spins him around–strength that he disregards which is why hes surprised as hell when he gets his ass beat
Just the entire french accent that isn’t even a good french accent at all.
The accordion man in the tree, the prop bushes. that one of the prop bushes falls down to reveal that its a wood cut-out subtly in the background 
Shrek and fiona watching with horror as he begins his song. Donkey never cracking his excited smile, fully immersed in the Lore™; which is actually part of a longer running joke through the film which is that occasionally when certain characters do things would be reacted to poorly irl, the surrounding characters react like you would if you saw that irl not like characters in a story. Like instead of getting drawn into the lore of their circumstances they just stand there, staring like “yikesssss”
shrek’s exhaustion and impatience when the song goes into the “saucy little maid” bit. 
“what hes basically saying is he likes to get paid.”  the chaos of that statement. combined with shrek and fiona having a eye contact conversation above the performance, exchanging “wtf” gestures. 
When the song escalates into a dance fight, Shrek’s exhaustion turns into general mounting amusement like “wow is this really turning into a dance fight. wow hes really snapping in unison” which is additionally apart of the above long running joke
Fiona interrupting robin with a kick.
the fuckin sound his head makes when it hits the rock. 
The fight after isn’t as dynamic timing wise, just a classic animated fight scene but that song though. *kisses fingers like a chef*
Watching this does give me an appreciation for 2D animation though because say what you will but Cinderella has aged a lot better than Shrek in terms of visual quality.With 2D you get fairly consistent quality. With old 3D you get uncanny valley nightmares.

kaylapocalypse:  ok  so i know what you’re thinking “oh i remember that scene i don’t need to click on the video to recall it”. But you shou...

Internet, Pizza, and Being Salty: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don't know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars) or you know this could be photoshopped but idk you tell me this is alexandrias melon (wow) it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic) it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because evervthing on the internet is true This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza This planet is really just so amazing guys wow The taste of this melon wil always surprise you Today has been great We can all go to bed, the day is finished more awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."
Internet, Pizza, and Being Salty: This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus
 This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is
 known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably
 don't know about this fruit is that it can switch
 flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste
 sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives
 water a strong orange-like taste. It's also very
 expensive...costing about 16000 JPY (which is
 about 200 dollars)
 or you know this could be photoshopped
 but idk
 you tell me
 this is alexandrias melon (wow)
 it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its
 magic)
 it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you
 from aging well into the hundreds
 it is known by the natives there as kuhul ajaw cacao shi-jily
 its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the
 same because evervthing on the internet is true
 This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that
 Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus
 The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure
 dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every
 tumbir blog that reaches 500,000 followers
 It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon
 but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza
 This planet is really just so amazing guys wow
 The taste of this melon wil always surprise you
 Today has been great
 We can all go to bed, the day is finished
 more awesome pictures at
 THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

Hahahaha cause "They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true." "Where did you hear that?!" "The internet."

Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets plenoptic07 Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It's like people are kintatsujo An amazing and revolutionary concept indigo-night-wisp When people ask me, "Why do you want to adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because you asked like that." I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine. "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the system." There's no aging out of family, Marvin "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won't listen to you?" Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley. "You want to adopt problem children then?" All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids. dearbluetravelers Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up All children are problem children :)
Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :)

All children are problem children :)

Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets plenoptic07 Literally every child every born and/or parented presents unique challenges. It's like people are kintatsujo An amazing and revolutionary concept indigo-night-wisp When people ask me, "Why do you want to adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because you asked like that." I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option to adopt them? You better believe I am legally making that kid mine. "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the system." There's no aging out of family, Marvin "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs or steal things! What if they won't listen to you?" Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some fruxking parenting, Stanley. "You want to adopt problem children then?" All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're not prepared to deal with the fact that at some point, any child ever, whether you birthed them yourself or adopted them at any age, could become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to have children, and should really just step off and let the people who actually want to be parents live in peace with their kids. dearbluetravelers Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs
Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs

Skinny, Tumblr, and Queen: blazeupandtasteme:queen of flawless skin and reverse aging!! Mariah Fetus Carey! Skinny Fetal QUEEN!  
Skinny, Tumblr, and Queen: blazeupandtasteme:queen of flawless skin and reverse aging!!
Mariah Fetus Carey! Skinny Fetal QUEEN!  

blazeupandtasteme:queen of flawless skin and reverse aging!! Mariah Fetus Carey! Skinny Fetal QUEEN!  

Tumblr, youtube.com, and Work: STORMIMAYA NCARE TUTORIAL puretropixblog:Why Pure Tropix Pure Tropix is an all-natural skin care line that utilizes recipes and ingredients from the Caribbean. A lot of beauty product manufacturers use cheap ingredients in order to boost their profits. If you really want the best for your skin then you have to know what to avoid and what to use. Let’s face it. You probably tried lots of the so-called “natural” face products advertised by many celebrities, only to find that they never live up to expectations. Many of these manufacturers use oil, fragrances, triclosan, and parabens in their skin care products claiming to be all-natural. These chemicals contribute to worsening skin conditions. Although these ingredients are cost effective and easy to source, research shows that they can lead to various side effects such as rashes, skin irritations and even skin cancer when you used daily. Pure Tropix uses natural extract, essential nutrients, and powerful antioxidants to keep the skin healthy and youthful. Through increasing the natural antioxidant and collagen levels, these products could fade wrinkles, fine lines and slow down signs of aging in just a matter of weeks. Pure Tropix, based in Atlanta, works with skin care professionals from around the world to include the latest proven methods and ingredients in its own formulas. They work with and receive input from botanists, chemists, scientists, dermatologists, doctors, medical professionals, and other experienced skin care professionals. These targeted treatments use naturally derived ingredients and advanced botanical additives that are safe and effective by scientific research standards and trials. https://puretropix.com
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 NCARE
 TUTORIAL
puretropixblog:Why Pure Tropix
Pure Tropix is an all-natural skin care line that utilizes recipes and ingredients from the Caribbean.
 
A lot of beauty product manufacturers use cheap ingredients in order to boost their profits. If you really want the best for your skin then you have to know what to avoid and what to use. 
 
Let’s face it. You probably tried lots of the so-called “natural” face products advertised by many celebrities, only to find that they never live up to expectations. 
 
Many of these manufacturers use oil, fragrances, triclosan, and parabens in their skin care products claiming to be all-natural. These chemicals contribute to worsening skin conditions. Although these ingredients are cost effective and easy to source, research shows that they can lead to various side effects such as rashes, skin irritations and even skin cancer when you used daily. 
 
Pure Tropix uses natural extract, essential nutrients, and powerful antioxidants to keep the skin healthy and youthful. Through increasing the natural antioxidant and collagen levels, these products could fade wrinkles, fine lines and slow down signs of aging in just a matter of weeks.
 
Pure Tropix, based in Atlanta, works with skin care professionals from around the world to include the latest proven methods and ingredients in its own formulas. They work with and receive input from botanists, chemists, scientists, dermatologists, doctors, medical professionals, and other experienced skin care professionals. These targeted treatments use naturally derived ingredients and advanced botanical additives that are safe and effective by scientific research standards and trials.

https://puretropix.com

puretropixblog:Why Pure Tropix Pure Tropix is an all-natural skin care line that utilizes recipes and ingredients from the Caribbean. A lo...

Tumblr, youtube.com, and Work: STORMIMAYA NCARE TUTORIAL puretropixblog:Why Pure Tropix Pure Tropix is an all-natural skin care line that utilizes recipes and ingredients from the Caribbean. A lot of beauty product manufacturers use cheap ingredients in order to boost their profits. If you really want the best for your skin then you have to know what to avoid and what to use. Let’s face it. You probably tried lots of the so-called “natural” face products advertised by many celebrities, only to find that they never live up to expectations. Many of these manufacturers use oil, fragrances, triclosan, and parabens in their skin care products claiming to be all-natural. These chemicals contribute to worsening skin conditions. Although these ingredients are cost effective and easy to source, research shows that they can lead to various side effects such as rashes, skin irritations and even skin cancer when you used daily. Pure Tropix uses natural extract, essential nutrients, and powerful antioxidants to keep the skin healthy and youthful. Through increasing the natural antioxidant and collagen levels, these products could fade wrinkles, fine lines and slow down signs of aging in just a matter of weeks. Pure Tropix, based in Atlanta, works with skin care professionals from around the world to include the latest proven methods and ingredients in its own formulas. They work with and receive input from botanists, chemists, scientists, dermatologists, doctors, medical professionals, and other experienced skin care professionals. These targeted treatments use naturally derived ingredients and advanced botanical additives that are safe and effective by scientific research standards and trials. https://puretropix.com
Tumblr, youtube.com, and Work: STORMIMAYA
 NCARE
 TUTORIAL
puretropixblog:Why Pure Tropix
Pure Tropix is an all-natural skin care line that utilizes recipes and ingredients from the Caribbean.
 
A lot of beauty product manufacturers use cheap ingredients in order to boost their profits. If you really want the best for your skin then you have to know what to avoid and what to use. 
 
Let’s face it. You probably tried lots of the so-called “natural” face products advertised by many celebrities, only to find that they never live up to expectations. 
 
Many of these manufacturers use oil, fragrances, triclosan, and parabens in their skin care products claiming to be all-natural. These chemicals contribute to worsening skin conditions. Although these ingredients are cost effective and easy to source, research shows that they can lead to various side effects such as rashes, skin irritations and even skin cancer when you used daily. 
 
Pure Tropix uses natural extract, essential nutrients, and powerful antioxidants to keep the skin healthy and youthful. Through increasing the natural antioxidant and collagen levels, these products could fade wrinkles, fine lines and slow down signs of aging in just a matter of weeks.
 
Pure Tropix, based in Atlanta, works with skin care professionals from around the world to include the latest proven methods and ingredients in its own formulas. They work with and receive input from botanists, chemists, scientists, dermatologists, doctors, medical professionals, and other experienced skin care professionals. These targeted treatments use naturally derived ingredients and advanced botanical additives that are safe and effective by scientific research standards and trials.

https://puretropix.com

puretropixblog:Why Pure Tropix Pure Tropix is an all-natural skin care line that utilizes recipes and ingredients from the Caribbean. A lo...