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Apple, Cartoon Network, and Christmas: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE We were on the naughty list this year TIME 6:00 AMM 6:15 AMM 6:30 AM 6:45 AMM 7:00 AM 7:15 AM 7:30 AM 7:45 AMM 8:00 AM CHRISTMAS DAY TUESDAY 12/26 WEDNESDAY 12/27 THURSDAY 12/28 FRIDAY 12/29 SATURDAY 12/30 SUNDAY 12/31 COLOR CODE TOTALS 384 99% Teen Titans Go! TOTAL 386 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK LAST SEEN Ben 10 Ben 10 Classic Clarence n Universe AMI wI 8:30 AM Gumball Justice League Action LEGO Nexo Knights LEGO Ninjago Looney Tunes Mighty Magiswords My Knight and Me ок к.о.! Regular Show December August May September July Feburary 9:00 AM 9:15 AM 9:30 AM 9:45 AM 10:00 AM 10:15 AM 10:30 AM 10:45 AM 11:00 AM 11:15 AM 11:30 AM 11:45 AM 12:00 PM 12:15 PM 12:30 PM 12:45 PM 1:00 PM 1:15 PM 1:30 PM 1:45 PM 2:00 PM 2:15 PM 2:30 PM 2:45 PM 3:00 PM 3:15 PM 3:30 PM 3:45 PM 4:00 PM 4:15 PM 4:30 PM 4:45 PM 5:00 PM 5:15 PM 5:30 PM 5:45 PM 6:00 PM 6:15 PM 6:30 PM 6:45 PM 7:00 PM 7:15 PM 7:30 PM 7:45 PM n Universe n Universe n Universe Steven Universe B December The Powerpuff Girls om an Tom and Jerry Tales Transformers: RiD Uncle Grandpa We Bare Bears n Universe December COMING SOON DEBUTS 2018 Craig of the Creek2018 Apple & Onion n Universe n Universe n Universe DC Super Hero Girls 2018 Summer Camp Island n Universe n Universe If I ever work for CN or Turner in any way, I plan to frame this and put it on my work desk. For inspiration. *show is confirmed to be ending KEY: New episodes in bold "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands n Universe for reruns on n Universe n Universe Steven Universe Teen Titans Go! n Universe FOR... BETTER SCHEDULES VISIT Teen Titans Go! Uni cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/ Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017 <p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension…</p></blockquote>
Apple, Cartoon Network, and Christmas: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE
 We were on the naughty list this year
 TIME
 6:00 AMM
 6:15 AMM
 6:30 AM
 6:45 AMM
 7:00 AM
 7:15 AM
 7:30 AM
 7:45 AMM
 8:00 AM
 CHRISTMAS DAY
 TUESDAY 12/26
 WEDNESDAY 12/27
 THURSDAY 12/28
 FRIDAY 12/29
 SATURDAY 12/30
 SUNDAY 12/31
 COLOR CODE
 TOTALS
 384 99%
 Teen Titans Go!
 TOTAL
 386
 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK
 LAST SEEN
 Ben 10
 Ben 10 Classic
 Clarence
 n Universe
 AMI
 wI
 8:30 AM
 Gumball
 Justice League Action
 LEGO Nexo Knights
 LEGO Ninjago
 Looney Tunes
 Mighty Magiswords
 My Knight and Me
 ок к.о.!
 Regular Show
 December
 August
 May
 September
 July
 Feburary
 9:00 AM
 9:15 AM
 9:30 AM
 9:45 AM
 10:00 AM
 10:15 AM
 10:30 AM
 10:45 AM
 11:00 AM
 11:15 AM
 11:30 AM
 11:45 AM
 12:00 PM
 12:15 PM
 12:30 PM
 12:45 PM
 1:00 PM
 1:15 PM
 1:30 PM
 1:45 PM
 2:00 PM
 2:15 PM
 2:30 PM
 2:45 PM
 3:00 PM
 3:15 PM
 3:30 PM
 3:45 PM
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 5:00 PM
 5:15 PM
 5:30 PM
 5:45 PM
 6:00 PM
 6:15 PM
 6:30 PM
 6:45 PM
 7:00 PM
 7:15 PM
 7:30 PM
 7:45 PM
 n Universe
 n Universe
 n Universe
 Steven Universe
 B
 December
 The Powerpuff Girls
 om an
 Tom and Jerry Tales
 Transformers: RiD
 Uncle Grandpa
 We Bare Bears
 n Universe
 December
 COMING SOON
 DEBUTS
 2018
 Craig of the Creek2018
 Apple & Onion
 n Universe
 n Universe
 n Universe
 DC Super Hero Girls
 2018
 Summer Camp Island
 n Universe
 n Universe
 If I ever work for CN or Turner in any
 way, I plan to frame this and put it on
 my work desk. For inspiration.
 *show is confirmed to be ending
 KEY:
 New episodes in bold
 "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands
 n Universe
 for reruns on
 n Universe
 n Universe
 Steven Universe
 Teen Titans Go!
 n Universe
 FOR... BETTER SCHEDULES VISIT
 Teen Titans Go!
 Uni
 cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com
 Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/ Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017
<p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension…</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:...

Cartoon Network, Christmas, and Friday: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE We were on the naughty list this year Teen Titans Go! NOT AIRING THIS WEEK LAST SEEN Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Night Begins to Shine Night Begins to Shine arence* Teen Titans Go! Night Begins to Shine May Septem y Knight a Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go: Island THINGS OF NOTE show is confirmed to be ending KEY: Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017 <p><a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168642440055/as-much-as-id-like-to-claim-this-is-a-practical" class="tumblr_blog">cnschedulearchive</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>As much as I’d like to claim this is a practical joke, this is the ACTUAL CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE FOR <b>CHRISTMAS DAY </b>TO<b> NEW YEARS EVE.</b></p> <p>H-how?! This is a marathon of EVERY EPISODE (all 203) of <i>Teen Titans Go!</i> repeated 2.5 times in a row. Who asked for this? Who asked for “instead of a decent or just remotely tolerable Christmas schedule, maybe with some of those <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas"><b>old specials we put on the app</b></a>, let’s just run a show we have already marathoned for almost every other major holiday or premiere this year for EIGHT DAYS??”</p> <p>I mean seriously, I’m just… shocked. This is seriously like, <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/133702618856816640/239881294710833163/unknown.png">a joke schedule I probably made to joke around on Discord once</a>. It even has the small bit of <i>Steven Universe</i>.</p> <p>Oh yeah, there’s <i>Steven Universe</i>. I hope you noticed that. I hope you noticed those TWO episodes it has, both being TV premieres (Sadie Killer, Kevin Party). 1 week before the <i>SU</i> half-hour special that will probably get super-hyped by CN. Those two episodes makes this schedule just even more absurd. The <i>TTG</i> marathon could have stopped that day. It could have stopped after <i>SU</i>. But nevertheless, it persisted.</p> <p>New Years Eve is the absolute stopping point for the marathon. <i>Unikitty!</i> premieres on the 1st and will start getting all the attention for a month at least. So there’s an end. But still. Eight. Fucking. Days. I don’t mean to curse on a blog about, well, Cartoon Network. But still. EIGHT. FUCKING. DAYS.</p> <p>I-I try to find silver linings in every terrible CN schedule. Like that one from <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/163517491970/normally-i-wait-until-sunday-to-post-this-stuff">August</a>. “At least they’re giving <i>OK K.O.! </i>a lot of trust!” But… I don’t… think I can find a silver lining in this. <i>SU </i>is just aired because it was advertised so and that they need to air those episodes before “Lars of the Stars” and “Jungle Moon” the week after. So, here’s my attempt at a silver lining for this… you don’t need to watch this. You could be watching <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas"><b>the holiday specials that CN posted on their app</b></a>. Make your own schedule out of that. I could watch “Hey Hey It’s Knishmas” all the doo-dah day if I wanted to.</p> <p>Yeah, I know. The silver lining is basically “don’t watch CN this week.” But, yeah. It’s got to the point where that’s my suggestion. Good luck trying to catch a Christmas special on Boomerang, btw. <b><a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas">Just the app or cable on demand.</a></b></p> <p>2017 has been one heck of a year for the network. You had two new shows! <i>Ben 10</i> and <i>OK K.O.!</i> First show is alright, second show is amazing! Then <i>Teen Titans</i> showed up! Then the original <i>Ben 10</i> showed up! Then <i>Regular Show</i> showed up after ending in January! Then <i>Ben 10</i> and <i>Regular Show</i> disappeared quickly. But that was expected. The bigger surprise is that <i>Teen Titans</i> is still on the lineup.</p> <p>But the schedule had problems. <i>Teen Titans Go!</i> marathons were getting longer. More frequent. More pointless. I thought there would be some nice stuff for Christmas. I thought the <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas"><b>holiday specials they put on the CN app</b></a> were a good sign.</p> <p>I shouldn’t have hope.</p> <p>Merry Christmas!</p> <h2>Here’s what’s new that week:</h2> <ul><li> <i><b>Steven Universe</b></i> - Friday (12/29) at 7:30p</li></ul><h2>Top… 2:</h2> <ol><li> <i><b>Teen Titans Go!</b></i> - 384 - 99%</li> <li> <i><b>Steven Universe</b></i> - 2 - 1%</li> </ol><p>I don’t usually post schedules from over a week from now, but I just had to for this. I don’t think anything will change on the schedule. Maybe the order of which episodes air, but that doesn’t really matter. If there’s something more drastic, like, say, CN ending the marathon early for some surprise reason, I’ll be there to change the pic.<br/></p> </blockquote>
Cartoon Network, Christmas, and Friday: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE
 We were on the naughty list this year
 Teen Titans Go!
 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK
 LAST SEEN
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Night Begins to Shine
 Night Begins to Shine
 arence*
 Teen Titans Go!
 Night Begins to Shine
 May
 Septem
 y Knight a
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go: Island
 THINGS OF NOTE
 show is confirmed to be ending
 KEY:
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 Teen Titans Go!
 cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com
 Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017
<p><a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168642440055/as-much-as-id-like-to-claim-this-is-a-practical" class="tumblr_blog">cnschedulearchive</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>As much as I’d like to claim this is a practical joke, this is the ACTUAL CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE FOR <b>CHRISTMAS DAY </b>TO<b> NEW YEARS EVE.</b></p>
<p>H-how?! This is a marathon of EVERY EPISODE (all 203) of <i>Teen Titans Go!</i> repeated 2.5 times in a row. Who asked for this? Who asked for “instead of a decent or just remotely tolerable Christmas schedule, maybe with some of those <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas"><b>old specials we put on the app</b></a>, let’s just run a show we have already marathoned for almost every other major holiday or premiere this year for EIGHT DAYS??”</p>
<p>I mean seriously, I’m just… shocked. This is seriously like, <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/133702618856816640/239881294710833163/unknown.png">a joke schedule I probably made to joke around on Discord once</a>. It even has the small bit of <i>Steven Universe</i>.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, there’s <i>Steven Universe</i>. I hope you noticed that. I hope you noticed those TWO episodes it has, both being TV premieres (Sadie Killer, Kevin Party). 1 week before the <i>SU</i> half-hour special that will probably get super-hyped by CN. Those two episodes makes this schedule just even more absurd. The <i>TTG</i> marathon could have stopped that day. It could have stopped after <i>SU</i>. But nevertheless, it persisted.</p>
<p>New Years Eve is the absolute stopping point for the marathon. <i>Unikitty!</i> premieres on the 1st and will start getting all the attention for a month at least. So there’s an end. But still. Eight. Fucking. Days. I don’t mean to curse on a blog about, well, Cartoon Network. But still. EIGHT. FUCKING. DAYS.</p>
<p>I-I try to find silver linings in every terrible CN schedule. Like that one from <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/163517491970/normally-i-wait-until-sunday-to-post-this-stuff">August</a>. “At least they’re giving <i>OK K.O.! </i>a lot of trust!” But… I don’t… think I can find a silver lining in this. <i>SU </i>is just aired because it was advertised so and that they need to air those episodes before “Lars of the Stars” and “Jungle Moon” the week after. So, here’s my attempt at a silver lining for this… you don’t need to watch this. You could be watching <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas"><b>the holiday specials that CN posted on their app</b></a>. Make your own schedule out of that. I could watch “Hey Hey It’s Knishmas” all the doo-dah day if I wanted to.</p>
<p>Yeah, I know. The silver lining is basically “don’t watch CN this week.” But, yeah. It’s got to the point where that’s my suggestion. Good luck trying to catch a Christmas special on Boomerang, btw. <b><a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas">Just the app or cable on demand.</a></b></p>
<p>2017 has been one heck of a year for the network. You had two new shows! <i>Ben 10</i> and <i>OK K.O.!</i> First show is alright, second show is amazing! Then <i>Teen Titans</i> showed up! Then the original <i>Ben 10</i> showed up! Then <i>Regular Show</i> showed up after ending in January! Then <i>Ben 10</i> and <i>Regular Show</i> disappeared quickly. But that was expected. The bigger surprise is that <i>Teen Titans</i> is still on the lineup.</p>
<p>But the schedule had problems. <i>Teen Titans Go!</i> marathons were getting longer. More frequent. More pointless. I thought there would be some nice stuff for Christmas. I thought the <a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168612174975/lemme-tell-you-something-the-upcoming-christmas"><b>holiday specials they put on the CN app</b></a> were a good sign.</p>
<p>I shouldn’t have hope.</p>
<p>Merry Christmas!</p>
<h2>Here’s what’s new that week:</h2>
<ul><li>
<i><b>Steven Universe</b></i> - Friday (12/29) at 7:30p</li></ul><h2>Top… 2:</h2>
<ol><li>
<i><b>Teen Titans Go!</b></i> - 384 - 99%</li>
<li>
<i><b>Steven Universe</b></i> - 2 - 1%</li>
</ol><p>I don’t usually post schedules from over a week from now, but I just had to for this. I don’t think anything will change on the schedule. Maybe the order of which episodes air, but that doesn’t really matter. If there’s something more drastic, like, say, CN ending the marathon early for some surprise reason, I’ll be there to change the pic.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com/post/168642440055/as-much-as-id-like-to-claim-this-is-a-practical" class="tumblr_blog">cnsc...

Christmas, Fake, and Fire: Conservatives Attack Starbucks Holiday Cup's 'Gay Agenda' VIDEO SCREENSHOT The theorv that the cup's illustration of hands holding belongs to a lesbian couple has caught fire on social media -SUBSCRIBE ADVOCATE VIDEO SCREENSHOT Starbucks did not confirm or deny "the lesbianism of The Hands." In a statement, the coffee company said, "Each year [adultswim.com] <p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/167769443111/libertarirynn-slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/167760839224/slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote> <p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time on Starbucks marketting</p> <p>2 people: “I liked the old cups better they were more christmasey.”</p> <p>10 thousand people: “LOL hey everyone oversensitive christians are all triggered about starbucks making red cups, how absurd and ridiculous. What a stupid thing to be so upset about.”</p> </blockquote> <p>This year’s Christmas Cup Drama basically went like this:</p><p>Some random internet liberal decided their headcanon is that the hands are lesbians and then a bunch of other internet liberals decided they loved that theory and started tweeting about it. Starbucks made no move to confirm or deny this, because who the heck really cares? A couple random internet conservatives got annoyed that the internet has to make everything gay, and a few didn’t realize the theory did not come from Starbucks and blamed them. Random internet liberals came back and started tweeting about conservative haters, then a few journalists picked it up, and suddenly something completely made up that involved probably a dozen people total is all over the news. Total waste of time. </p></blockquote>
Christmas, Fake, and Fire: Conservatives Attack Starbucks
 Holiday Cup's 'Gay Agenda'
 VIDEO SCREENSHOT
 The theorv that the cup's illustration of
 hands holding belongs to a lesbian
 couple has caught fire on social media

 -SUBSCRIBE ADVOCATE
 VIDEO SCREENSHOT
 Starbucks did not confirm or deny "the
 lesbianism of The Hands." In a statement,
 the coffee company said, "Each year

 [adultswim.com]
<p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/167769443111/libertarirynn-slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/167760839224/slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote>
<p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Last time on Starbucks marketting</p>
<p>2 people: “I liked the old cups better they were more christmasey.”</p>
<p>10 thousand people: “LOL hey everyone oversensitive christians are all triggered about starbucks making red cups, how absurd and ridiculous. What a stupid thing to be so upset about.”</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This year’s Christmas Cup Drama basically went like this:</p><p>Some random internet liberal decided their headcanon is that the hands are lesbians and then a bunch of other internet liberals decided they loved that theory and started tweeting about it. Starbucks made no move to confirm or deny this, because who the heck really cares? A couple random internet conservatives got annoyed that the internet has to make everything gay, and a few didn’t realize the theory did not come from Starbucks and blamed them. Random internet liberals came back and started tweeting about conservative haters, then a few journalists picked it up, and suddenly something completely made up that involved probably a dozen people total is all over the news. Total waste of time. </p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonac...