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According: Where would we be without open source? According to this, we’re all communists at heart… Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.
According: Where would we be without open source? According to this, we’re all communists at heart… Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.

Where would we be without open source? According to this, we’re all communists at heart… Thanks for reminding us Microsoft.

According: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
According: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

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According: When Rachel and Ross got really, really drunk in Vegas. | The 27 Most Iconic "Friends" Scenes, According To Tumblr

When Rachel and Ross got really, really drunk in Vegas. | The 27 Most Iconic "Friends" Scenes, According To Tumblr

According: Things did not go according to plan
According: Things did not go according to plan

Things did not go according to plan

According: No Need To Panic Over ‘Murder Hornets,’ According To This Informative Thread
According: No Need To Panic Over ‘Murder Hornets,’ According To This Informative Thread

No Need To Panic Over ‘Murder Hornets,’ According To This Informative Thread

According: Life doesn’t always go according to plan.
According: Life doesn’t always go according to plan.

Life doesn’t always go according to plan.

According: I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
According: I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

According: I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities
According: I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities

I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities

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According: I Guess He Must Have Been a “Good Citizen” According to the Authorities by etw2016
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