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Doctor, Food, and Memes: I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the crap. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ...everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ..... quiet, serene.... and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see......Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the crap!! @unclesamsmisguidedchildren
Doctor, Food, and Memes: I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the crap. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ...everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ..... quiet, serene.... and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see......Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the crap!! @unclesamsmisguidedchildren

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly w...

Click, Doctor, and Future: MILIONAIRE MENTOR GET THAT PAPER! Following up with my (tipsy) stories from Saturday night… IF you don’t know what you are doing with your life it’s time to LEARN a new skill and succeed!👇 - Today’s workplace is not like that of our mothers and fathers. Our parents would pick a single career, like an accountant, doctor, lawyer, or teacher, and continue with that role and position for the rest of their life. That sh*t is not like that anymore. Times have changed. - However, that does not mean the jobs have disappeared, they have simply shifted to other sectors. The truth is there are millions of job vacancies that are available right now if you have the right skill sets. And with advances in modern technology, these skills are all accessible through online courses from the confines of your own home. - My number one recommendation? 👉Digital Marketing. Just about every major business area has undergone massive changes in the last ten years and marketing is no different. If you didn’t know, online marketing is the future. 🔥 More than ever, businesses need people who understand the landscape of online marketing, which covers Search Engine Optimization (SEO), content marketing, and social media. Didn’t understand those terms? Ok, I will break it down but make sure YOU research on your own. Quick: SEO helps businesses get found online; content marketing is all about creating valuable content that people want to share; and social media is a platform to share valuable content and engage with consumers. (The gram for example) - Now… just in case you are interested on a very lucrative online business 👀 you can click the link in my bio and thank me later 😉 👉 @millionaire_mentor - life skills millionairementor
Click, Doctor, and Future: MILIONAIRE MENTOR
 GET THAT
 PAPER!
Following up with my (tipsy) stories from Saturday night… IF you don’t know what you are doing with your life it’s time to LEARN a new skill and succeed!👇 - Today’s workplace is not like that of our mothers and fathers. Our parents would pick a single career, like an accountant, doctor, lawyer, or teacher, and continue with that role and position for the rest of their life. That sh*t is not like that anymore. Times have changed. - However, that does not mean the jobs have disappeared, they have simply shifted to other sectors. The truth is there are millions of job vacancies that are available right now if you have the right skill sets. And with advances in modern technology, these skills are all accessible through online courses from the confines of your own home. - My number one recommendation? 👉Digital Marketing. Just about every major business area has undergone massive changes in the last ten years and marketing is no different. If you didn’t know, online marketing is the future. 🔥 More than ever, businesses need people who understand the landscape of online marketing, which covers Search Engine Optimization (SEO), content marketing, and social media. Didn’t understand those terms? Ok, I will break it down but make sure YOU research on your own. Quick: SEO helps businesses get found online; content marketing is all about creating valuable content that people want to share; and social media is a platform to share valuable content and engage with consumers. (The gram for example) - Now… just in case you are interested on a very lucrative online business 👀 you can click the link in my bio and thank me later 😉 👉 @millionaire_mentor - life skills millionairementor

Following up with my (tipsy) stories from Saturday night… IF you don’t know what you are doing with your life it’s time to LEARN a new skill...

Juice, Reddit, and Best: NOW also available for lower forms of consciousness! Translation provided by ONL 9.670001,-1 塈孫R ASCENDED TIMES r1.3799 5905[+11 θ3.576 33438 ф6.656|48384E-9 CARBON BASED LIFEFORMS LOCATED ON A PLANET CALLED "DIRT" (Picture by Beardet the Voidskipper) I- Il recent find on a two-dimensional plane containing a three-dimensional holographic projection of a Type 5 universe has experts surprised. The universe contains a planet its inhabitants call "Dirt" Possessing a staggering level theta-2 intelligence, these strange creatures, composed solely out of MEAT - a substance once thought to be inherently lifeless-have already mastered the use of advanced technologies such as electricity, television and JUICE MAKING. Their subjugation to the C O, L LECTrVE will begin shortly, as the authorities get the proper paperwork in order (Read the rest of the article on page 4) Space bent into a fractal next to a highway near [INCOMPREHENSIBLE]], a popular holiday resort. happened near a popular vacation spot. Here is why the An unfortunate act of vandalism has Authorities ask for witness reports. might not be the best shape for a living room after all. For a long [ITIME]], the dodecaplex has been considered to be the ideal shape for a living room. This is mostly because it allows for many comforts to fit easily, while being incredibly roomy and accessible However, recent research shows that a hyperbolic shape might be even more suitable (More on the page tangential to page 3 along the w axis) <p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7r385l/carbon_based_lifeforms_located/">Src</a>]</p>
Juice, Reddit, and Best: NOW also available for lower forms of consciousness!
 Translation provided by
 ONL 9.670001,-1
 塈孫R
 ASCENDED TIMES
 r1.3799
 5905[+11 θ3.576
 33438
 ф6.656|48384E-9
 CARBON BASED
 LIFEFORMS
 LOCATED ON
 A PLANET CALLED
 "DIRT"
 (Picture by Beardet the Voidskipper)
 I-
 Il
 recent find on a two-dimensional
 plane containing a three-dimensional
 holographic projection of a Type 5 universe
 has experts surprised. The universe
 contains a planet its inhabitants call "Dirt"
 Possessing a staggering level theta-2 intelligence, these strange creatures, composed
 solely out of MEAT - a substance once thought to be inherently lifeless-have already
 mastered the use of advanced technologies such as electricity, television and
 JUICE MAKING. Their subjugation to the C O, L LECTrVE will begin shortly, as the
 authorities get the proper paperwork in order
 (Read the rest of the article on page 4)
 Space bent into a fractal
 next to a highway near
 [INCOMPREHENSIBLE]],
 a popular holiday resort.
 happened near a popular vacation spot.
 Here is why the
 An unfortunate act of vandalism has
 Authorities ask for witness reports.
 might not be the
 best shape for a
 living room after all.
 For a long [ITIME]], the dodecaplex has been considered to be the ideal
 shape for a living room. This is mostly because it allows for many comforts
 to fit easily, while being incredibly roomy and accessible
 However, recent research shows that a hyperbolic shape might be even
 more suitable
 (More on the page tangential to page 3 along the w axis)
<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7r385l/carbon_based_lifeforms_located/">Src</a>]</p>

<p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/7r385l/carbon_based_lifeforms_located/">Src</a>]</p>

Android, Ass, and Chill: You too young if you don't knovw what these are. GAME BOY NONINNCE Mark @2EZ_HBM l think psps failed because it was a head of its time. If they dropped the PSP in 2018 with PlayStation 4 games it would go crazy This is probably the truest post I’ve seen. The PSP was like Trunks coming from the future to warn us other hand held systems would become shitty and extinct. The psp was the most clutch gaming system ever. Once I got WiFi at my crib porn became 100000 times more accessible. I use to be in the back of church playing nba ballers, pursuit force, nfl streetz, ratchet and clank. I use to be wavy as fuck pulling out my psp and playing music. The speakers were loud as hell. I think one time I left my psp at home heard my playlist while at school.I use to have to record they music with my phone by the radio in the car. Sometimes my mom wouldn’t stop talking or she would turn down the volume towards the end of the song to start parking. Oh the simpler times. I use to have the mean ass dragon ball z screen savers on my psp. Movies on deck for when a hoe wanted to Netflix and chill. Screen was wide like I was at a movie theater too. I should’ve taken advantage of this God sent technology. I coulda got hella pussy with this shit. I’m not gonna even disrespect my psp and say it was the first android. I ain’t gonna lie them games use to durable as fuck. I put my gta in the microwave and it still worked.
Android, Ass, and Chill: You too young if you don't knovw
 what these are.
 GAME BOY NONINNCE
 Mark
 @2EZ_HBM
 l think psps failed because it was a
 head of its time. If they dropped the
 PSP in 2018 with PlayStation 4
 games it would go crazy
This is probably the truest post I’ve seen. The PSP was like Trunks coming from the future to warn us other hand held systems would become shitty and extinct. The psp was the most clutch gaming system ever. Once I got WiFi at my crib porn became 100000 times more accessible. I use to be in the back of church playing nba ballers, pursuit force, nfl streetz, ratchet and clank. I use to be wavy as fuck pulling out my psp and playing music. The speakers were loud as hell. I think one time I left my psp at home heard my playlist while at school.I use to have to record they music with my phone by the radio in the car. Sometimes my mom wouldn’t stop talking or she would turn down the volume towards the end of the song to start parking. Oh the simpler times. I use to have the mean ass dragon ball z screen savers on my psp. Movies on deck for when a hoe wanted to Netflix and chill. Screen was wide like I was at a movie theater too. I should’ve taken advantage of this God sent technology. I coulda got hella pussy with this shit. I’m not gonna even disrespect my psp and say it was the first android. I ain’t gonna lie them games use to durable as fuck. I put my gta in the microwave and it still worked.

This is probably the truest post I’ve seen. The PSP was like Trunks coming from the future to warn us other hand held systems would become s...

Disney, Future, and Memes: Disney Takes Over Fox for $52.4 Billion @balleralert D026067 Disney Takes Over Fox for $52.4 Billion - Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who knew that Mickey Mouse had that type of money lying around. The Walt Disney Company bought 20th Century Fox for $52.4 billion in an all in stock deal.This deal includes film and television studios, cable and international TV businesses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Variety, Disney CEO Bob Iger expressed his excitement about this historic buyout, saying, “The acquisition of this stellar collection of businesses from 21st Century Fox reflects the increasing consumer demand for a rich diversity of entertainment experiences that are more compelling, accessible and convenient than ever before.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We’re honored and grateful that Rupert Murdoch has entrusted us with the future of businesses he spent a lifetime building, and we’re excited about this extraordinary opportunity to significantly increase our portfolio of well-loved franchises and branded content to greatly enhance our growing direct-to-consumer offerings. The deal will also substantially expand our international reach, allowing us to offer world-class storytelling and innovative distribution platforms to more consumers in key markets around the world,” he said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Due to this massive deal, Iger extended his contract with Disney until 2021 to make sure the acquisition goes well. Also, If you had shares in Disney, it rose 39 cents and Fox shares rose 44 cents. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fox chairman, Rupert Murdoch said, “We are extremely proud of all that we have built at 21st Century Fox, and I firmly believe that this combination with Disney will unlock even more value for shareholders as the new Disney continues to set the pace in what is an exciting and dynamic industry. Furthermore, I’m convinced that this combination, under Bob Iger’s leadership, will be one of the greatest companies in the world. I’m grateful and encouraged that Bob has agreed to stay on, and is committed to succeeding with a combined team that is second to none.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We will see if this takeover will affect us in a positive or negative way as far as content and pricing.
Disney, Future, and Memes: Disney Takes Over Fox for
 $52.4 Billion
 @balleralert
 D026067
Disney Takes Over Fox for $52.4 Billion - Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who knew that Mickey Mouse had that type of money lying around. The Walt Disney Company bought 20th Century Fox for $52.4 billion in an all in stock deal.This deal includes film and television studios, cable and international TV businesses. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to Variety, Disney CEO Bob Iger expressed his excitement about this historic buyout, saying, “The acquisition of this stellar collection of businesses from 21st Century Fox reflects the increasing consumer demand for a rich diversity of entertainment experiences that are more compelling, accessible and convenient than ever before.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We’re honored and grateful that Rupert Murdoch has entrusted us with the future of businesses he spent a lifetime building, and we’re excited about this extraordinary opportunity to significantly increase our portfolio of well-loved franchises and branded content to greatly enhance our growing direct-to-consumer offerings. The deal will also substantially expand our international reach, allowing us to offer world-class storytelling and innovative distribution platforms to more consumers in key markets around the world,” he said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Due to this massive deal, Iger extended his contract with Disney until 2021 to make sure the acquisition goes well. Also, If you had shares in Disney, it rose 39 cents and Fox shares rose 44 cents. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fox chairman, Rupert Murdoch said, “We are extremely proud of all that we have built at 21st Century Fox, and I firmly believe that this combination with Disney will unlock even more value for shareholders as the new Disney continues to set the pace in what is an exciting and dynamic industry. Furthermore, I’m convinced that this combination, under Bob Iger’s leadership, will be one of the greatest companies in the world. I’m grateful and encouraged that Bob has agreed to stay on, and is committed to succeeding with a combined team that is second to none.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ We will see if this takeover will affect us in a positive or negative way as far as content and pricing.

Disney Takes Over Fox for $52.4 Billion - Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who knew that Mickey Mouse had that type of money lying a...

Ass, Eminem, and Love: <p><a href="https://groundedwhirlwind.tumblr.com/post/159798582893/libertarirynn-imagine-a-world-where-this-was-part" class="tumblr_blog">groundedwhirlwind</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/159783369564/imagine-a-world-where-this-was-part-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Imagine a world where this was part of the mainstream rap world instead of the latest ass anthem. Scarily powerful.</p></blockquote> <p>Theres a lot of rap songs out there with really important messages out there, you just have to dig through the trash</p></blockquote> <p>Oh I know, I just wish they were more common and accessible. Turn on rap radio these days and it&rsquo;s all &ldquo;ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass&rdquo;, &ldquo;boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta booooooobs&rdquo;, &ldquo;man I love them strippers, man I love them strippers&rdquo;.</p><p>These are all actual lyrics to actual chart making songs. A lot of early rap was about communicating something. Tupac and Biggie told actual stories. Hell even Eminem has had some solid stuff. It&rsquo;s just a shame most of the things charting now are abysmal. I would say that even pop music is entering a bit of a Renaissance where people are actually trying to write real songs that mean something now. Hopefully rap is headed in the same direction.</p>
Ass, Eminem, and Love: <p><a href="https://groundedwhirlwind.tumblr.com/post/159798582893/libertarirynn-imagine-a-world-where-this-was-part" class="tumblr_blog">groundedwhirlwind</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/159783369564/imagine-a-world-where-this-was-part-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Imagine a world where this was part of the mainstream rap world instead of the latest ass anthem. Scarily powerful.</p></blockquote>
<p>Theres a lot of rap songs out there with really important messages out there, you just have to dig through the trash</p></blockquote>

<p>Oh I know, I just wish they were more common and accessible. Turn on rap radio these days and it&rsquo;s all &ldquo;ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass&rdquo;, &ldquo;boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta booooooobs&rdquo;, &ldquo;man I love them strippers, man I love them strippers&rdquo;.</p><p>These are all actual lyrics to actual chart making songs. A lot of early rap was about communicating something. Tupac and Biggie told actual stories. Hell even Eminem has had some solid stuff. It&rsquo;s just a shame most of the things charting now are abysmal. I would say that even pop music is entering a bit of a Renaissance where people are actually trying to write real songs that mean something now. Hopefully rap is headed in the same direction.</p>

<p><a href="https://groundedwhirlwind.tumblr.com/post/159798582893/libertarirynn-imagine-a-world-where-this-was-part" class="tumblr_blog">gr...

School, Sorry, and Tumblr: when youre trying to figure out what angle the top part of a cone has to be so that the cone has maximal volume given a fixed lateral height sin cos tan 2 2x Vs 2a 15 <p><a href="http://twocubes.tumblr.com/post/151740452578/compscicryptoandtea-twocubes" class="tumblr_blog">twocubes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://compscicryptoandtea.tumblr.com/post/151739531866">compscicryptoandtea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twocubes.tumblr.com/post/151733102608">twocubes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginarycomics.tumblr.com/post/151715766142">imaginarycomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twocubes.tumblr.com/post/151709815153">twocubes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginarycomics.tumblr.com/post/151709457282">imaginarycomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginarycomics.tumblr.com/post/151709399197">imaginarycomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Given these constructions, there is no maximal volume. The volume approaches infinity as the angle approaches 90 degrees.</p> </blockquote> <p>In fact these formulae are unrelated</p> </blockquote> <p>the <i>lateral height</i> of a cone is the length of a line segment from the apex of the cone along its side to its base.</p> <p>try harder.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m a math grad student I don’t deserve to be humiliated like this</p> </blockquote> <p>sorry, it was either you or me :V</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2124" data-orig-width="1477"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55e538e8ac0238e383dc9de01bc2b569/tumblr_inline_oez24vRer51rwoq3v_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2124" data-orig-width="1477"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="935" data-orig-width="1504"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f206937c7509bd3f64ff2466bf9770a/tumblr_inline_oez254qa5d1rwoq3v_540.jpg" data-orig-height="935" data-orig-width="1504"/></figure></p><p>I think? But I’m only at undergrad level in mathematics, so feel free to point out if I f@*$ed up. I was never particularly amazing at geometry.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is entirely correct; very thorough too :3</p><p>also this should entirely be accessible to anyone who’s done just enough calculus to talk about maxima and minima of continuously differentiable functions, which means either high school or undergrad calc, depending on your educational path; don’t be so worried ;p</p><p>(incidentally you could have skipped from h=l/√3 straight to the answer by using arccos instead of arctan but arctan is a nicer function anyways so w/e)</p></blockquote> <p>This post gave me PTSD.</p>
School, Sorry, and Tumblr: when youre trying to figure out what angle the
 top part of a cone has to be so that the cone has
 maximal volume given a fixed lateral height
 sin
 cos
 tan
 2
 2x
 Vs
 2a
 15
<p><a href="http://twocubes.tumblr.com/post/151740452578/compscicryptoandtea-twocubes" class="tumblr_blog">twocubes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://compscicryptoandtea.tumblr.com/post/151739531866">compscicryptoandtea</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twocubes.tumblr.com/post/151733102608">twocubes</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginarycomics.tumblr.com/post/151715766142">imaginarycomics</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twocubes.tumblr.com/post/151709815153">twocubes</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginarycomics.tumblr.com/post/151709457282">imaginarycomics</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginarycomics.tumblr.com/post/151709399197">imaginarycomics</a>:</p>
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<p>Given these constructions, there is no maximal volume. The volume approaches infinity as the angle approaches 90 degrees.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>In fact these formulae are unrelated</p>
</blockquote>
<p>the <i>lateral height</i> of a cone is the length of a line segment from the apex of the cone along its side to its base.</p>
<p>try harder.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m a math grad student I don’t deserve to be humiliated like this</p>
</blockquote>
<p>sorry, it was either you or me :V</p>
</blockquote>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2124" data-orig-width="1477"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/55e538e8ac0238e383dc9de01bc2b569/tumblr_inline_oez24vRer51rwoq3v_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2124" data-orig-width="1477"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="935" data-orig-width="1504"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f206937c7509bd3f64ff2466bf9770a/tumblr_inline_oez254qa5d1rwoq3v_540.jpg" data-orig-height="935" data-orig-width="1504"/></figure></p><p>I think? But I’m only at undergrad level in mathematics, so feel free to point out if I f@*$ed up. I was never particularly amazing at geometry.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>this is entirely correct; very thorough too :3</p><p>also this should entirely be accessible to anyone who’s done just enough calculus to talk about maxima and minima of continuously differentiable functions, which means either high school or undergrad calc, depending on your educational path; don’t be so worried ;p</p><p>(incidentally you could have skipped from h=l/√3 straight to the answer by using arccos instead of arctan but arctan is a nicer function anyways so w/e)</p></blockquote>

<p>This post gave me PTSD.</p>

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Being Alone, Fucking, and News: <p><a href="http://nerdytrucker.tumblr.com/post/105132381601/nearly-headless-horseman-anightvaleintern" class="tumblr_blog">nerdytrucker</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nearly-headless-horseman.tumblr.com/post/95646655874/anightvaleintern-iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf">nearly-headless-horseman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anightvaleintern.tumblr.com/post/95551779841/iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf-briellableu">anightvaleintern</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf.tumblr.com/post/95489172742/briellableu-beautiesofafrique-newborn-baby">iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://briellableu.tumblr.com/post/95479669962/beautiesofafrique-newborn-baby-stuns-doctors-by">briellableu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautiesofafrique.tumblr.com/post/95461729945/newborn-baby-stuns-doctors-by-holding-her-own">beautiesofafrique</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)</strong></p> <p>A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. <strong>Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital,</strong> Romford in Essex, her <strong>mother Onyi Chiedozie said.</strong>The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.</p> <p><a href="http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-08-21/newborn-baby-amazes-doctors-by-holding-her-own-bottle/">Source</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Black excellence </p> </blockquote> <p>this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10</p> </blockquote> <p>For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.</p> <p>My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.</p> </blockquote> <p>This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah but did it become a race thing? “Black excellence” didn’t have to be said. That’s like pointing at a white child prodigy and saying, “white excellence,” because you’re a fucking racist.</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah the kid is cool but idk about the &ldquo;black excellence&rdquo; thing. Really people?</p>
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<p><strong>Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)</strong></p>
<p>A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. <strong>Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital,</strong> Romford in Essex, her <strong>mother Onyi Chiedozie said.</strong>The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.</p>
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<p>Black excellence </p>
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<p>this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10</p>
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<p>For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.</p>
<p>My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.</p>
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<p>This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing</p>
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<p>Yeah but did it become a race thing? “Black excellence” didn’t have to be said. That’s like pointing at a white child prodigy and saying, “white excellence,” because you’re a fucking racist.</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah the kid is cool but idk about the &ldquo;black excellence&rdquo; thing. Really people?</p>

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