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Community, Friends, and Sorry: i1 day ago F 889 Kicked from my guild for not congratulating someone on reaching level 60... Discussion Hey guys, so I wanted to share an experience that just happened to me over a few hours ago today. In the beginning of this afternoon one of my friends had asked me to tank Zul'Farak for them since they had a spot open for a tank and since I still had some quests to be done there. In the middle of my dungeon we were doing the staircase event which is the wave section of ZF with all the trolls and in the midst of it I noticed my guild chat is being spammed with congrats and a bunch of random things. I then see a message saying "You have been Removed from the guild" and then get a whisper from the GM saying "Do you know why I did that?" and I decided to ask why so I could find out. His exact response was "I kicked you out of the guild because one of our officers reached level 60 and you weren't there to congratulate them." I then tried to explain to him that I was in the middle of a boss encounter and wasn't able to respond to them but as I tried to send the message they had already put them on ignore. I also tried whispering the person who reached 60 but they had also put me on ignore. I just feel really ticked off right now because I am only 9 levels away from 60 and thought I had found a guild were I could connect with others through Dungeons, PvP, and Raiding but can't because I don't know any other guilds to join. TL;DR: I was kicked from my guild while Tanking Zul'farak mid boss encounter for not congratulating an officer on reaching level 60. EDIT: Had to repost this because the bot had removed my post since I had forgot to flair. Sorry about that. Second Edit: Hey guys, I am appreciating all the support I am getting from all you but I do not want to post the guild and server because that is going to lead to harassment and end up being all because of me. I am just glad that I got out of that whole situation early and I ended up joining my friend's guild which I told them them what happened and they invited me in. I just wanted to tell you all what happened a few hours ago in my classic experience and glad to leave that guild behind in the dust. Save Hide Give Award 536 Comments Share Report Inferior great community btw
Community, Friends, and Sorry: i1 day ago
 F
 889
 Kicked from my guild for not congratulating someone on reaching level 60...
 Discussion
 Hey guys, so I wanted to share an experience that just happened to me over a few hours ago today. In the beginning of
 this afternoon one of my friends had asked me to tank Zul'Farak for them since they had a spot open for a tank and since
 I still had some quests to be done there. In the middle of my dungeon we were doing the staircase event which is the
 wave section of ZF with all the trolls and in the midst of it I noticed my guild chat is being spammed with congrats and a
 bunch of random things. I then see a message saying "You have been Removed from the guild" and then get a whisper
 from the GM saying "Do you know why I did that?" and I decided to ask why so I could find out. His exact response was "I
 kicked you out of the guild because one of our officers reached level 60 and you weren't there to congratulate them." I
 then tried to explain to him that I was in the middle of a boss encounter and wasn't able to respond to them but as I tried
 to send the message they had already put them on ignore. I also tried whispering the person who reached 60 but they
 had also put me on ignore. I just feel really ticked off right now because I am only 9 levels away from 60 and thought I
 had found a guild were I could connect with others through Dungeons, PvP, and Raiding but can't because I don't know
 any other guilds to join.
 TL;DR: I was kicked from my guild while Tanking Zul'farak mid boss encounter for not congratulating an officer on
 reaching level 60.
 EDIT: Had to repost this because the bot had removed my post since I had forgot to flair. Sorry about that.
 Second Edit: Hey guys, I am appreciating all the support I am getting from all you but I do not want to post the guild and
 server because that is going to lead to harassment and end up being all because of me. I am just glad that I got out of
 that whole situation early and I ended up joining my friend's guild which I told them them what happened and they
 invited me in. I just wanted to tell you all what happened a few hours ago in my classic experience and glad to leave that
 guild behind in the dust.
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I had to cancel our 2nd date due to becoming ill while at work. I was puking, coughing, in pain, and nauseous. I offered to pay for a portion of the date he dropped all this money on. He wanted to do an escape room. I can add more context if anyone has questions. I'm just baffled and scared.

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Being Alone, Bad, and Chrome: Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:31 No.23074866 Replies: 2307497523076023 23076143 My name is Oxim. I am currently stationed on an inter-racial diplomat satellite, here to represent my race in the coming debates and discussions. During some of my off hours, I went down to a bar on the station. I have heard about these bars before, just places for the diplomats to relax and talk. There have been rumors, however, of other activities in these bars. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Within one such of these bars, I saw many races stationed there. But the one that caught my eyes was the hairless ape near the back. He was a "Human" as they call themselves. They are much bigger and physically stronger then most races, though their intelligence is a bit lacking. It's not that they are overtly stupid or simple, but they simply act on instinct and desire far more then any advanced race should I walked into the bar and sat down, a few tables away from the human. The waiter handed me a list of drinks that are digestible for my species and a few other arthropods like myself. Some races could eat each others food, but only some. I barely noticed as the human walked over to my table, looking down at me. I jumped in fright as he stood over me aand looked directly at me. He was smiling at me, and he raised his hand. "Woah, calm down buddy. I just wanted to ask you something." He said with a grin. My automatic translator kicked in and I understood him, and I quickly received an input that told me what his facial expression meant. He was baring his teeth, which I took for a sign of aggression, but it was actually a pleasantry I breathed out, and gave a weak smile back Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:39 No.23074975 Replies:223075088 23076023 22307143 2223074866You) "Y-Yes? I asked, hoping my translator wouldn't pick up my nervous speech. Even if it did, he seemed to make no notice of it. "You're of that race that light up, right? The sparkling lights?" The human asked curiously, almost childishly. I immediately began to give off my race's version of a blush. Oh- yes." I said. I hoped the human would no press matters further, he did not know what caused such lights to activate. He was ignorant of my race's biology, understandably enough Well? Can you do it? Like on command? Because back on my homeworld there are these flying bugs that do that- but I never heard of an alien doing it He said, the simplicity and honesty of his question was refreshing, even if crass. Well-No.I replied, sheepishly. The human wasn't picking up on my hints so I would have to explain them. They- The lights only come on during periods of immense pleasure. Mating"| said, a bit quieter, my embarrassment showing again. The human looked surprised for a moment, and then shook his head and chuckled. A Human sign of amusement. I look around the room, uncomfortable. I feel powerless next to this beast, I wasn't sure if he was insulting my race or not, or what he was implying. I did not find his manner horible... just off. There was something funny going on. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:45 No.23075088 Replies: 2223075179 23076023 23076143 23070199 223074975 (You) The human finished his laugh with a smile, resting one elbow on the table. I looked over it and examined his muscular arm, impressed by his species physicality. He seemed to notice me doing so, and I looked away in embarrassment. The Human raised an eyebrow at me, raising his arm and flexing. "See something you like? He said with a grin, before moving to his other arm. I blushed but watched helplessly. He grinned at me yet again, he was playing me like a fool. The human and I began to engage in small talk about politics, but his manner was always unprofessional. He seemed to always laugh too much, get a little to close, compliment too often. His behavior was not very professional. Of course, I grinned and bared it because I had no idea about his people's culture or how they communicate. I wouldn't want to offend someone based on such a bad misconception! The human soon stopped talking and looked around the room a little bit, before leaning in and whispering something to me. He then stood up and walked away from the table, and then headed for the bathrooms. Due to his low voice it took a little longer for the translator to pick it up, and I was shocked with what I heard "Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:51 No.23075179 Replies:23075253 23075269 pr23075403 p2076023 23076143 23076190 >23075088 (You) I shook nervously as I waited, wondering what the human had in mind. I am not totally naive though., so I believed I understood what he wanted. Cross species mating was...difficult. To say the least. However, humans and my kind were unnaturally well equipped for such a thing. I wondered if he knew that- I wondered why he would want such a thing from me. Could he not tell I was also a male? Or was that something that he wanted... I considered leaving the establishment and leaving him alone; but the potential bathroom, and tell him that I cannot preform whatever he seems to desire from me-I would try to let him down gent mage that might cause would be great. I had gotten myself into quite a mess, and so I quickly thought of a plan. I would go to the I checked the time and saw that ten minutes had passed. I nervously got onto my legs and walked the the bathroom, shaking. This was one of the strangest and most uncomfortable situations I had ever been in. I entered the bathroom and saw the human standing there, with a dumb smile on his face. I also noticed that nobody else was in the bathroom-I was alone with him here. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:03 No.23075403 Replies: 23075406230755522307602323076143 2076199 23075179 (You) The human walked up to me and immediately slide a hand behind my back carapace, rubbing my exoskeleton. The feeling was not unwelcome, though it made me very uncomfortable. "Uhmm... Im sory Mr. Uhh, human. I don't- "Shhh- Just go with it. into the stall, fearing his wrath. I knew not Whaswards one of the open and empty stalls, rather large to accommodate many species. He was very strong, at least compared to me, and so his push nearly sent me staggening. I shook in fear as I walked he had planned for me, but I knew he could break me if he wanted, and so I resorted to being as small and unimposing as possible The stall's door slide closed behind us "So then, let's make you light up He said with a primal growl that made me shiver. In what? I couldn't tell. He approached me and gently picked me up, liting me upper body onto the sanitized toilet, and had his hands all over me. I have always been in a more.. submissive role. But the way he took charge just made me totally go limp and go along with everything he did. Soon though, his touches began to excite me. I couldn't help giving out a lusty coo, I was warming up to him very quickly. His hands felt wonderful against my exoskeleton and he was certainly enjoying himself. Before long, a bulge developed in his pants and I knew what would happen before the end of tonight. I breathed deep- mentally preparing myself. He reached down to my groin and rubbed there, and I moaned aloud. I realized I would have to reveal myself to him eventually, and so with a final sigh of acceptance I finally let my chitinous plating down, revealing my rear and my mating apparatus. He grasped my bony member, making me clench my whole body at the sudden motion "You're pretty well hung, for a Churikal." He said with a grin. I looked back at him, appreciating his comment. But what I saw frightening and excited me to no end. He had dropped his pants. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:12 No 23075552 Reples: 223075591 223075633 2307571623075023 23076143 23076190 223075403 (You) From his pants he had produced a massive member, I was blown away. The largest of my species was less then two thirds of his size, I was roughly half of his size, and considered "well built" as a result. I felt my hesitation from the sight, but a massive hand on my pack pressed me down dominantly. I looked forward in fear, breathing a bit harder. Humans really were physically imposing, in more ways then one But I had to soldier on, I wasn't about to try and call off a monkey who's drunk with lust who could throw me against a wall with little effort. He reached to my hindquarters and started to play with me, making me gasp and look down in shame. He was taking no prisoners and was enjoying ever second of making me squirm... and I was enjoying it too, as much as I wouldn't like to admit Thankfully, I knewI was quite lexible" down there, due to my recreation al activities with members of my own race as well as special devices used for pleasure. It was not looked down upon in my culture, in fact it was often encouraged for members to explore their sexuality and have as much non-procreative sex as possible. This was mostly because we were already overpopulated and society at large had to start reducing our numbers. But that hardly compared to the monster I was being introduced to here, and I knew that it might very well be painful At any rate, the human was breathing on the back of my hard and antennae, causing me to shiver. I could feel his warm, mammalian body on my back, contrasting wonderfully to the cold and hard metal under me. He knew how to take charge, that was for Ater a few more moments of foreplay, I felt the tip of his member teasing the outer ring of my back end. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:23 No 23075716 Reples: 2»22075856 223076023 223076143 23076190 23075552 (You) The human relentlessly teased his cock around my rear, getting me ready for him. I looked back at him again in worry, and the look on his face was one of animal hunger and instinct. I quickly looked down, as if scared I would anger him, and I tried to spread my legs out more to give him more space to do his thing The human finally began to push his member inside of me, with me hardly able to draw a breath during. He went slowly and carefully. It could have been because he sensed my fear, or perhaps he knew how powerful he was and was trying his best not to hurt me. Either way, I was grateful. I clutched my fore-graspers around the metal before me and braced myself, knowing I was in for it. His cock head slipped in wonderfully, and he began to probe deeper into my interior. I couldn't help but let off a little groan as he did so. There was pain there, but also pleasure as well. The human had soon slide his whole manhood inside of me, my own dwarfed member dangling uselessly below. He grinned and stood up, flexing his arms as if congratulating himself on a fresh kill or conquest. I wondered if he had done this with other races, and if so how many? He was confident and seemed to know what he was doing, and so I could only assume he had "been with" other Churikal before. There was something about that that unsettled me- who put mating with other races above their Either way, he began to draw himself back, out of me, making me feel a bit empty, but would soon slide himself back in- the usual method of fucking. I winced and held my breath trying not to make any noise. The man seemed to notice this and rubbed my back with his hand affectionately, and I immediately began to loosen up. I gave off a small, chattering moan as he took me. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:34 No.23075856 Replies: 23075893 230760232307614323076190 223075716 (You) I was surprised something so big and strong treated me so gently, but I was worried. Scared even. He had ever part of me at his fingertips, and could do great harm to me if he wished. I wasn't worried about that however,, but I was worried that he might lose some control while he bred me. With just a few strong thrusts, he could cripple me for life. I tried to stay as still as I could, give him everything he wanted to try and appease him. But this did not hurt my arousal at all, no. In fact it started to excite me to no end, to submit to something so great and powerful and bigger then I. I felt humiliated and that I had lost all control, and it made me hard and willing. It was near that moment I experienced my first ejaculation of our session. My whole body trembled in blissful agony; I felt the world go around me and my body-I lost sense of all things and all inhibitions. And to top it off, my body released the chemicals in my abdomen; I began to glow. The light shone in the stall and around, lasting for the period of my orgasm. I heard him grunt with satisfaction as he saw the light, and I felt a bit embarrassed that I could not contain myself. I had fully expected the session to stop there, or for him to finish as well and we stop- but no. Even after I had sprayed my first discharge of purple cum on the chrome under me. I realized he was not done. My sensitivity was even greater then before and I suddenly realized this was not going to be nearly as quick as I had first anticipated. This titan held me like a trembling virgin, and cared little at my orgasm. I soon felt the afterglow fade only to spike again as my pleasure soared; he led me to my second orgasm within but minutes of the first Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:37 No.23075893 Replies: 2223070023 2307603923076143 23076190 >23075856 (You) My grip was loosening below me and I began to panic a little- how long would he keep me here? I already felt exhausted, how much more of this could I take. But with the slavering primate behind me l knew I had little choice but to go along for the ride. My abdomen was now giving off tiny sparks of light, the intense pleasure and multiple orgasms making my light-producing glands go out of control. At least he had a light show to watch as he made me tremble I sensed him getting more into it by my third orgasm, he had amazing stamina but he was not tireless. He seemed to speed up his thrusts and get more rough. I simply spread my legs more and held on tight, hoping he didn't break me as he used me to his content Finally, he began to grunt and groan and slam inside of me harder and harder, soon reaching his own peak. I felt his hand reach down to my head and force it down against my will, and I simply had no way to fight it. The grip all around my soft head was incredible-I felt completely helpless in his grasp. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:46 No.23076039 Replies: 2307807823078143 230781782307819 23075893 (You) The human kept at it until he tightened up, slowing to a few deep thrusts and suddenly exhaling as he released his seed deep inside of me. The force of even his ejaculation was powerful- I bucked my body in response, giving off short and mufed cries as finally gave off my final spurt- aching and feeling my breeding sacs had been fully emptied. My back began to spark and glow feverishly, mustering all it could with my exhaustion. The human let go of me and drew his long member out with a wet sound, leaving me bent over the toilet, his seed slowly leaking out of me. I panted in effort, barely conscious at this point, but he remained standing, and he even laughed. The human patted me on t hardly complain. door open and unlocked as well, and I quickdy got to my shaky feet as best I could. I felt embarrassed and humiliated that he just left me, but with the treatment he had just given me, I could ead, to which I did not respond, and left the stall. He left the I exited the bathroom with a few shaky steps, only to realize I was being stared out by most of the bar's patrons. I then realized, to my horror, I was still dripping with the human's seed and it was fairly obvious from my posture that was true as well. I took a few steps into the room, looking down in the shame, when I felt a suddenly whack on my rear end. I turned around and saw the human sitting down behind me, naked, and smoking a cigar. He seemed to not care one bit that he was nude, and it was not illegal for him to be anyway, and he laughed at me. I looked down in a huff, dying of embarrass ment. I wanted to be angry, but I couldn't. The way he treated me made me see stars and made me feel so good- I couldn't raise a finger against him. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:54 No 23076178 Reples: 2223076203, >223076039 (You) The human handed me a slip of paper with numbers on it, presumably his own personal phone, and then gave me a grin from ear to ear "Come back next week, sparky, rd love to see you again!" The human said aloud, laughing at his own joke. I realized, with absolute horror, that I was still sparking from the intense pleasure from earlier. I was so rapturous from the treatment I had received my body had no ceased its chemical light show-I was humiliated before the bar's patrons who began to laugh. I ran out of the bar as quick as I could, feeling dejected. What an example I had made for my race! Getting fucked like a human's concubine! I stormed away to my living area and took a cleaning shower as soon as I could, the human's wretched stench and warmth still all over and inside me. As I let the shower, I saw the paper he had given me. I held it over the trash, but with a defeated sigh I instead held it close to me. I hid the paper in a drawer and laid low for the next few days, hoping this would all boil over It did, thankfully, and within a week or so I was able too come out again and blend in with everyone as if nothing ever happened. But occasionally, I would see the human on the station, standing tall and proud and masculine. I would try to avoid him, but whenever he saw me he would give me a infuriating smile and a wink, and sometimes even blow a kiss at me.l was disgusted with his behavior, but I couldn't help but love the attention. When I got home I would fiddle with the paper in my graspers, feeling a vile revulsion shoot through me as I realized who much that single experience had affected me put the paper back into the drawer, gently, and closed it. I murmured to myself, under my breath. He was going to have me again... just not now But I ached for him again, for him to take control of everything if just for a moment. I was beginning to warm up to these hairless apes Fin
Being Alone, Bad, and Chrome: Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:31 No.23074866 Replies: 2307497523076023 23076143
 My name is Oxim. I am currently stationed on an inter-racial diplomat satellite, here to represent my race in the coming debates and discussions.
 During some of my off hours, I went down to a bar on the station. I have heard about these bars before, just places for the diplomats to relax and talk. There have been rumors, however, of other activities in these bars. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
 Within one such of these bars, I saw many races stationed there. But the one that caught my eyes was the hairless ape near the back. He was a "Human" as they call themselves. They are much bigger and physically stronger then most races, though
 their intelligence is a bit lacking. It's not that they are overtly stupid or simple, but they simply act on instinct and desire far more then any advanced race should
 I walked into the bar and sat down, a few tables away from the human. The waiter handed me a list of drinks that are digestible for my species and a few other arthropods like myself. Some races could eat each others food, but only some.
 I barely noticed as the human walked over to my table, looking down at me. I jumped in fright as he stood over me aand looked directly at me. He was smiling at me, and he raised his hand.
 "Woah, calm down buddy. I just wanted to ask you something." He said with a grin. My automatic translator kicked in and I understood him, and I quickly received an input that told me what his facial expression meant. He was baring his teeth, which I
 took for a sign of aggression, but it was actually a pleasantry
 I breathed out, and gave a weak smile back
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 "Y-Yes? I asked, hoping my translator wouldn't pick up my nervous speech. Even if it did, he seemed to make no notice of it.
 "You're of that race that light up, right? The sparkling lights?" The human asked curiously, almost childishly. I immediately began to give off my race's version of a blush.
 Oh- yes." I said. I hoped the human would no press matters further, he did not know what caused such lights to activate. He was ignorant of my race's biology, understandably enough
 Well? Can you do it? Like on command? Because back on my homeworld there are these flying bugs that do that- but I never heard of an alien doing it
 He said, the simplicity and honesty of his question was refreshing, even if crass.
 Well-No.I replied, sheepishly. The human wasn't picking up on my hints so I would have to explain them.
 They- The lights only come on during periods of immense pleasure. Mating"| said, a bit quieter, my embarrassment showing again. The human looked surprised for a moment, and then shook his head and chuckled. A Human sign of amusement.
 I look around the room, uncomfortable. I feel powerless next to this beast, I wasn't sure if he was insulting my race or not, or what he was implying. I did not find his manner horible... just off. There was something funny going on.
 Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:45 No.23075088 Replies: 2223075179 23076023 23076143 23070199
 223074975 (You)
 The human finished his laugh with a smile, resting one elbow on the table. I looked over it and examined his muscular arm, impressed by his species physicality. He seemed to notice me doing so, and I looked away in embarrassment.
 The Human raised an eyebrow at me, raising his arm and flexing. "See something you like? He said with a grin, before moving to his other arm. I blushed but watched helplessly. He grinned at me yet again, he was playing me like a fool.
 The human and I began to engage in small talk about politics, but his manner was always unprofessional. He seemed to always laugh too much, get a little to close, compliment too often. His behavior was not very professional. Of course, I grinned and
 bared it because I had no idea about his people's culture or how they communicate. I wouldn't want to offend someone based on such a bad misconception!
 The human soon stopped talking and looked around the room a little bit, before leaning in and whispering something to me. He then stood up and walked away from the table, and then headed for the bathrooms. Due to his low voice it took a little longer for
 the translator to pick it up, and I was shocked with what I heard
 "Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes.
 Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:51 No.23075179 Replies:23075253 23075269 pr23075403 p2076023 23076143 23076190
 >23075088 (You)
 I shook nervously as I waited, wondering what the human had in mind. I am not totally naive though., so I believed I understood what he wanted.
 Cross species mating was...difficult. To say the least. However, humans and my kind were unnaturally well equipped for such a thing. I wondered if he knew that- I wondered why he would want such a thing from me. Could he not tell I was also a male? Or
 was that something that he wanted... I considered leaving the establishment and leaving him alone; but the potential
 bathroom, and tell him that I cannot preform whatever he seems to desire from me-I would try to let him down gent mage that might cause would be great. I had gotten myself into quite a mess, and so I quickly thought of a plan. I would go to the
 I checked the time and saw that ten minutes had passed. I nervously got onto my legs and walked the the bathroom, shaking. This was one of the strangest and most uncomfortable situations I had ever been in.
 I entered the bathroom and saw the human standing there, with a dumb smile on his face. I also noticed that nobody else was in the bathroom-I was alone with him here.
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 The human walked up to me and immediately slide a hand behind my back carapace, rubbing my exoskeleton. The feeling was not unwelcome, though it made me very uncomfortable.
 "Uhmm... Im sory Mr. Uhh, human. I don't-
 "Shhh- Just go with it.
 into the stall, fearing his wrath. I knew not Whaswards one of the open and empty stalls, rather large to accommodate many species. He was very strong, at least compared to me, and so his push nearly sent me staggening. I shook in fear as I walked
 he had planned for me, but I knew he could break me if he wanted, and so I resorted to being as small and unimposing as possible
 The stall's door slide closed behind us
 "So then, let's make you light up He said with a primal growl that made me shiver. In what? I couldn't tell. He approached me and gently picked me up, liting me upper body onto the sanitized toilet, and had his hands all over me. I have always been in a
 more.. submissive role. But the way he took charge just made me totally go limp and go along with everything he did.
 Soon though, his touches began to excite me. I couldn't help giving out a lusty coo, I was warming up to him very quickly. His hands felt wonderful against my exoskeleton and he was certainly enjoying himself. Before long, a bulge developed in his pants
 and I knew what would happen before the end of tonight. I breathed deep- mentally preparing myself.
 He reached down to my groin and rubbed there, and I moaned aloud. I realized I would have to reveal myself to him eventually, and so with a final sigh of acceptance I finally let my chitinous plating down, revealing my rear and my mating apparatus. He
 grasped my bony member, making me clench my whole body at the sudden motion
 "You're pretty well hung, for a Churikal." He said with a grin. I looked back at him, appreciating his comment. But what I saw frightening and excited me to no end. He had dropped his pants.
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 From his pants he had produced a massive member, I was blown away. The largest of my species was less then two thirds of his size, I was roughly half of his size, and considered "well built" as a result. I felt my hesitation from the sight, but a massive
 hand on my pack pressed me down dominantly. I looked forward in fear, breathing a bit harder. Humans really were physically imposing, in more ways then one
 But I had to soldier on, I wasn't about to try and call off a monkey who's drunk with lust who could throw me against a wall with little effort. He reached to my hindquarters and started to play with me, making me gasp and look down in shame. He was
 taking no prisoners and was enjoying ever second of making me squirm... and I was enjoying it too, as much as I wouldn't like to admit
 Thankfully, I knewI was quite lexible" down there, due to my recreation al activities with members of my own race as well as special devices used for pleasure. It was not looked down upon in my culture, in fact it was often encouraged for members to
 explore their sexuality and have as much non-procreative sex as possible. This was mostly because we were already overpopulated and society at large had to start reducing our numbers. But that hardly compared to the monster I was being introduced to
 here, and I knew that it might very well be painful
 At any rate, the human was breathing on the back of my hard and antennae, causing me to shiver. I could feel his warm, mammalian body on my back, contrasting wonderfully to the cold and hard metal under me. He knew how to take charge, that was for
 Ater a few more moments of foreplay, I felt the tip of his member teasing the outer ring of my back end.
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 The human relentlessly teased his cock around my rear, getting me ready for him. I looked back at him again in worry, and the look on his face was one of animal hunger and instinct. I quickly looked down, as if scared I would anger him, and I tried to
 spread my legs out more to give him more space to do his thing
 The human finally began to push his member inside of me, with me hardly able to draw a breath during. He went slowly and carefully. It could have been because he sensed my fear, or perhaps he knew how powerful he was and was trying his best not to
 hurt me. Either way, I was grateful. I clutched my fore-graspers around the metal before me and braced myself, knowing I was in for it. His cock head slipped in wonderfully, and he began to probe deeper into my interior. I couldn't help but let off a little
 groan as he did so. There was pain there, but also pleasure as well.
 The human had soon slide his whole manhood inside of me, my own dwarfed member dangling uselessly below. He grinned and stood up, flexing his arms as if congratulating himself on a fresh kill or conquest. I wondered if he had done this with other
 races, and if so how many? He was confident and seemed to know what he was doing, and so I could only assume he had "been with" other Churikal before. There was something about that that unsettled me- who put mating with other races above their
 Either way, he began to draw himself back, out of me, making me feel a bit empty, but would soon slide himself back in- the usual method of fucking. I winced and held my breath trying not to make any noise. The man seemed to notice this and rubbed
 my back with his hand affectionately, and I immediately began to loosen up. I gave off a small, chattering moan as he took me.
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 I was surprised something so big and strong treated me so gently, but I was worried. Scared even. He had ever part of me at his fingertips, and could do great harm to me if he wished. I wasn't worried about that however,, but I was worried that he might lose
 some control while he bred me. With just a few strong thrusts, he could cripple me for life. I tried to stay as still as I could, give him everything he wanted to try and appease him. But this did not hurt my arousal at all, no. In fact it started to excite me to no
 end, to submit to something so great and powerful and bigger then I. I felt humiliated and that I had lost all control, and it made me hard and willing.
 It was near that moment I experienced my first ejaculation of our session. My whole body trembled in blissful agony; I felt the world go around me and my body-I lost sense of all things and all inhibitions. And to top it off, my body released the chemicals
 in my abdomen; I began to glow. The light shone in the stall and around, lasting for the period of my orgasm. I heard him grunt with satisfaction as he saw the light, and I felt a bit embarrassed that I could not contain myself. I had fully expected the session
 to stop there, or for him to finish as well and we stop- but no. Even after I had sprayed my first discharge of purple cum on the chrome under me. I realized he was not done. My sensitivity was even greater then before and I suddenly realized this was not
 going to be nearly as quick as I had first anticipated. This titan held me like a trembling virgin, and cared little at my orgasm. I soon felt the afterglow fade only to spike again as my pleasure soared; he led me to my second orgasm within but minutes of
 the first
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 My grip was loosening below me and I began to panic a little- how long would he keep me here? I already felt exhausted, how much more of this could I take. But with the slavering primate behind me l knew I had little choice but to go along for the ride. My
 abdomen was now giving off tiny sparks of light, the intense pleasure and multiple orgasms making my light-producing glands go out of control. At least he had a light show to watch as he made me tremble
 I sensed him getting more into it by my third orgasm, he had amazing stamina but he was not tireless. He seemed to speed up his thrusts and get more rough. I simply spread my legs more and held on tight, hoping he didn't break me as he used me to
 his content
 Finally, he began to grunt and groan and slam inside of me harder and harder, soon reaching his own peak. I felt his hand reach down to my head and force it down against my will, and I simply had no way to fight it. The grip all around my soft head was
 incredible-I felt completely helpless in his grasp.
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 The human kept at it until he tightened up, slowing to a few deep thrusts and suddenly exhaling as he released his seed deep inside of me. The force of even his ejaculation was powerful- I bucked my body in response, giving off short and mufed cries as
 finally gave off my final spurt- aching and feeling my breeding sacs had been fully emptied. My back began to spark and glow feverishly, mustering all it could with my exhaustion. The human let go of me and drew his long member out with a wet sound,
 leaving me bent over the toilet, his seed slowly leaking out of me. I panted in effort, barely conscious at this point, but he remained standing, and he even laughed. The human patted me on t
 hardly complain.
 door open and unlocked as well, and I quickdy got to my shaky feet as best I could. I felt embarrassed and humiliated that he just left me, but with the treatment he had just given me, I could ead, to which I did not respond, and left the stall. He left the
 I exited the bathroom with a few shaky steps, only to realize I was being stared out by most of the bar's patrons. I then realized, to my horror, I was still dripping with the human's seed and it was fairly obvious from my posture that was true as well. I took a
 few steps into the room, looking down in the shame, when I felt a suddenly whack on my rear end. I turned around and saw the human sitting down behind me, naked, and smoking a cigar. He seemed to not care one bit that he was nude, and it was not
 illegal for him to be anyway, and he laughed at me. I looked down in a huff, dying of embarrass ment. I wanted to be angry, but I couldn't. The way he treated me made me see stars and made me feel so good- I couldn't raise a finger against him.
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 The human handed me a slip of paper with numbers on it, presumably his own personal phone, and then gave me a grin from ear to ear
 "Come back next week, sparky, rd love to see you again!" The human said aloud, laughing at his own joke.
 I realized, with absolute horror, that I was still sparking from the intense pleasure from earlier. I was so rapturous from the treatment I had received my body had no ceased its chemical light show-I was humiliated before the bar's patrons who began to
 laugh. I ran out of the bar as quick as I could, feeling dejected. What an example I had made for my race! Getting fucked like a human's concubine! I stormed away to my living area and took a cleaning shower as soon as I could, the human's wretched
 stench and warmth still all over and inside me. As I let the shower, I saw the paper he had given me. I held it over the trash, but with a defeated sigh I instead held it close to me. I hid the paper in a drawer and laid low for the next few days, hoping this
 would all boil over
 It did, thankfully, and within a week or so I was able too come out again and blend in with everyone as if nothing ever happened. But occasionally, I would see the human on the station, standing tall and proud and masculine. I would try to avoid him, but
 whenever he saw me he would give me a infuriating smile and a wink, and sometimes even blow a kiss at me.l was disgusted with his behavior, but I couldn't help but love the attention. When I got home I would fiddle with the paper in my graspers, feeling a
 vile revulsion shoot through me as I realized who much that single experience had affected me
 put the paper back into the drawer, gently, and closed it. I murmured to myself, under my breath. He was going to have me again... just not now
 But I ached for him again, for him to take control of everything if just for a moment.
 I was beginning to warm up to these hairless apes
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Confused, Dad, and Facebook: koobaxion: Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like "hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a parallel universe... and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe" and he was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like "damn... why are there so many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and she was just kinda like "alright, you do that" Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler "WHATS UP FUCKS" to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look. So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep in mind I'm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to do fruit science", and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said "yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted" smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made "lightning noises" So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say "there's these fuckin.. tiny sheep in my head" which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them) Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn't find the status update bar) that read: "i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice" This may be the funniest thing I have ever read. There are actual tears coming out of my face. More awesome pics at FUNSubstance.com
Confused, Dad, and Facebook: koobaxion:
 Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it
 was a fucking experience. Before the surgery
 wasn't too interesting but as soon as I woke up I
 saw the nurse next to me and was all like
 "hey... i think... i died... and now I'm in a
 parallel universe... and i gotta go back to my
 house and kill the me from this universe" and he
 was just kinda like "alright, you do that". And
 then the other nurse kept going in and out of the
 room to get things and I thought there was like
 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and
 then so when she was wheeling me out in a
 wheelchair I was like "damn... why are there so
 many of you... there's like 5 many of you" and
 she was just kinda like "alright, you do that"
 Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there
 and he was like "how ya feeling son" in the
 dadliest way possible and I was like "MAN I AM
 PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I'M
 STARVED" so we drove about 3 blocks to a
 jamba juice, whereupon I say "I'm good I can do
 this" and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I
 burst in the door like a viking returning from
 some fucking battle and holler "WHATS UP
 FUCKS" to everyone in the store, which was
 thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter,
 who looked probably as scared/confused as a
 jamba juice employee could look.
 So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I
 looked up at the jamba juice menu and was
 utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was
 looking at this menu board for a year,
 deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I
 distinctly remember that I was looking at each
 item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted,
 then moving on to the next thing and thinking of
 how that tasted, and how they would taste
 together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4
 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees
 me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and
 says "hey are you going to order or what". Keep
 in mind I'm on the first fucking smoothie on the
 list here. So I just say "shush man I'm trying to
 do fruit science", and then when I realized that
 this process could take literal years, I just said
 "yeah give me a smooth regular" which for the
 uninitiated, isn't actually a real thing on any
 menu. Oh, also I asked them if the "boosted"
 smoothies would give me super powers and
 then pointed my fingers at them and made
 "lightning noises"
 So my dad just orders me the first thing on the
 menu and I go to sit down and stare out the
 window or some shit and my thoroughly
 amused dad just looks at me and says "how ya
 feelin?". Now at this time I was feeling a lot of
 things, but most noticeable to me was the
 gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say
 "there's these fuckin.. tiny sheep in my head"
 which at the time was the best way I had to
 convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the
 jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he
 gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers
 and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of
 emotion that gift made me feel (I still have
 them)
 Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home
 and I explained this programming project I was
 working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow
 and then I came home and went on facebook
 and posted a comment on my friends status
 (because I couldn't find the status update bar)
 that read: "i just took a lort of painkillers and
 yelled at everyone in a jambo juice"
 This may be the funniest thing I have ever read.
 There are actual tears coming out of my face.
 More awesome pics at FUNSubstance.com
Bad, Dumb, and Facebook: Share 86.8k 8.4k Award When I was in the 4th grade, I lived in the middle of nowhere and there was practically no minorities, just white county people. This Mexican family had just moved in and could barely speak any English and I befriended one of the kids my age in school. He came over to my place and we were both joking around about his bad English. Just doing what kids do. I would pretend to speak with his accent and then he would copy and it was silly, stupid and innocent. My mom told me I was being really inconsiderate and how uncool it was to make fun of someone for not being able to speak English. I felt terrible. The next day at school my friend came up to me and started joking with me again but I just shook my head and looked down at my desk in embarrassment. He had no idea what was wrong and I was too young and dumb to be able to explain my behavior to him. As I grew older I spent probably 20 years thinking about that day and how much of a shit I was to be friendly one day and then without explaining anything just stop talking to him out of embarrassment. I felt really bad about it for a long time and often laid awake at night thinking about it. I ended up finding him on Facebook about a year ago and we friended each other so I told him how bad I felt about it and apologized. He just laughed it off and said it was no big deal and he was still really thankful to find someone as friendly as me when he didn't know anyone here. He said he figured my mom had said something to me about it and it never bothered him. I don't know if maybe he was just being nice to me or not, but it was such a relief to hear it. It really felt like a weight had been lifted off of me. Add a comment I could be either of the two guys here and it would still be wholesome for me
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 When I was in the 4th grade, I lived in the middle of
 nowhere and there was
 practically no minorities, just
 white county people. This Mexican family had just moved
 in and could barely speak any English and I befriended
 one of the kids my age in school. He came over to my
 place and we were both joking around about his bad
 English. Just doing what kids do. I would pretend to
 speak with his accent and then he would copy and it was
 silly, stupid and innocent. My mom told me I was being
 really inconsiderate and how uncool it was to make fun
 of someone for not being able to speak English. I felt
 terrible. The next day at school my friend came up to
 me and started joking with me again but I just shook my
 head and looked down at my desk in embarrassment. He
 had no idea what was wrong and I was too young and
 dumb to be able to explain my behavior to him.
 As I grew older I spent probably 20 years thinking about
 that day and how much of a shit I was to be friendly
 one day and then without explaining anything just stop
 talking to him out of embarrassment. I felt really bad
 about it for a long time and often laid awake at night
 thinking about it. I ended up finding him on Facebook
 about a year ago and we friended each other so I told him
 how bad I felt about it and apologized. He just laughed
 it off and said it was no big deal and he was still really
 thankful to find someone as friendly as me when he
 didn't know anyone here. He said he figured my mom had
 said something to me about it and it never bothered him.
 I don't know if maybe he was just being nice to me or not,
 but it was such a relief to hear it. It really felt like a weight
 had been lifted off of me.
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I could be either of the two guys here and it would still be wholesome for me

I could be either of the two guys here and it would still be wholesome for me