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Being Alone, Children, and Creepy: via VERY FAST DELIVERY nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from mc, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone. However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear fried Consequ ntly. I m sending you a lette containing Very Few Details. Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety. as well as the safet of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken. With all due respect, Lemony Snickt jesstheespeon: explainingthejoke: popsicle-prince: dark-clifford: pooguns: frenchtugboat: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message ABORT MISSION This is fucking scary I dont get it.. @explainingthejoke The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information. The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:  nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone. However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d. Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details. Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy! This isn’t a joke. It is just cute. Dear reader, I sincerely hope you don’t have a sizable family fortune lying about.
Being Alone, Children, and Creepy: via VERY FAST DELIVERY

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are
 eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from mc, both of which may leave you
 feverish, shaking, and alone.
 However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that
 never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear fried
 Consequ ntly. I m sending you a lette containing Very Few Details.
 Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety. as well as the
 safet of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.
 With all due respect,
 Lemony Snickt
jesstheespeon:

explainingthejoke:

popsicle-prince:

dark-clifford:

pooguns:

frenchtugboat:

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

ABORT MISSION

This is fucking scary

I dont get it..


@explainingthejoke

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information. 
The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads: 

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone. 
However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d. 
Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details. 
Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken. 
With all due respect, 
Lemony Snicket 

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY 
Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!
This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.


Dear reader, I sincerely hope you don’t have a sizable family fortune lying about.

jesstheespeon: explainingthejoke: popsicle-prince: dark-clifford: pooguns: frenchtugboat: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent ...

Church, Desperate, and God: Monique Thebo the catholic church artificially inflates the scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not care about the banishment of demons but the power they hold by maintaininga monopoly on holy water 1:20 PM-6 May 2018 3 Retweets 7 Likes follow for more sick burns against the catholic church https://twitter.com/grapholect volnixshin We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and bless the entire ocean the-lincolnshire-poacher The actual limit is that a priest can only bless water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful to the concept of holy water. Also-also they don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there selling holy water, that's against the rules justsomeantifas SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC PROPAGANDA moonlandingwasfaked pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone can make holy water envizib Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom the other day. They give out little bottles of holy water at my church and they're so f****** stingy with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water before I tell God on you justsomeantifas finally someones talking about the issues smh regthelion what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water? justsomeantifas nperov.com THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT MISSION Source: justsomeantifas 505 notes The Holy Water Monopoly
Church, Desperate, and God: Monique Thebo
 the catholic church artificially inflates the
 scarcity of holy water, for they can bless an
 entire aquifer, but refuse to, for they do not
 care about the banishment of demons but
 the power they hold by maintaininga
 monopoly on holy water
 1:20 PM-6 May 2018
 3 Retweets 7 Likes
 follow for more sick burns against the
 catholic church
 https://twitter.com/grapholect
 volnixshin
 We need an anarchist priest to go rogue and
 bless the entire ocean
 the-lincolnshire-poacher
 The actual limit is that a priest can only bless
 water that they can see. Also blessing the ocean is
 inadvisable because then you'd have holy water full of
 fish shit which is seen as being kind of disrespectful
 to the concept of holy water. Also-also they
 don't "artificially inflate" the scarcity of holy water
 because... it's free? You're not supposed to accept
 money for it at all ever? If there's a priest out there
 selling holy water, that's against the rules
 justsomeantifas
 SOUNDS LIKE CONVENIENT BIG CATHOLIC
 PROPAGANDA
 moonlandingwasfaked
 pure water" is more desirable but in "desperate
 situations where a priest is unavailable" anyone
 can make holy water
 envizib
 Tbh I was complaining about this to my mom
 the other day. They give out little bottles of holy
 water at my church and they're so f****** stingy
 with it. Like stop being selfish with that holy water
 before I tell God on you
 justsomeantifas
 finally someones talking about the issues smh
 regthelion
 what are y'all trying to do with all this holy water?
 justsomeantifas
 nperov.com
 THE DEMONS ARE ONTO US. ABORT
 MISSION
 Source: justsomeantifas
 505 notes
The Holy Water Monopoly

The Holy Water Monopoly