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A New: Maybe i need a new line…
A New: Maybe i need a new line…

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A New: bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.
A New: bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.

OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself 
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a 
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to 
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her 
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of 
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
 her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an 
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
 making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through 
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals 
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
 Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon 
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than 
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new 
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious 
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to 
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
 tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one 
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Imag...

A New: kottkrig: Warwick got himself a new look again
A New: kottkrig:

Warwick got himself a new look again

kottkrig: Warwick got himself a new look again

A New: Should I Create a New Issue?
A New: Should I Create a New Issue?

Should I Create a New Issue?

A New: Move over Wendy's, there's a new king in town. #BurgerKing #Memes #FastFood
A New: Move over Wendy's, there's a new king in town. #BurgerKing #Memes #FastFood

Move over Wendy's, there's a new king in town. #BurgerKing #Memes #FastFood

A New: Atleast he didnt download a new processor
A New: Atleast he didnt download a new processor

Atleast he didnt download a new processor

A New: eepoxdraws: Manata with a new axe
A New: eepoxdraws:

Manata with a new axe

eepoxdraws: Manata with a new axe

A New: Thomas the tank engine gets a new paint job part 1
A New: Thomas the tank engine gets a new paint job part 1

Thomas the tank engine gets a new paint job part 1

A New: Episode 4: A New Meme Dump
A New: Episode 4: A New Meme Dump

Episode 4: A New Meme Dump

A New: Because your side projects are just an excuse to make a new framework, right?
A New: Because your side projects are just an excuse to make a new framework, right?

Because your side projects are just an excuse to make a new framework, right?

A New: Curt has a new hat, guys
A New: Curt has a new hat, guys

Curt has a new hat, guys

A New: A new meaning to fire crotch
A New: A new meaning to fire crotch

A new meaning to fire crotch

A New: Is it just me or does anyone else have to teach themselves git again whenever they start a new project?
A New: Is it just me or does anyone else have to teach themselves git again whenever they start a new project?

Is it just me or does anyone else have to teach themselves git again whenever they start a new project?

A New: This doggo has invented a new game (via)
A New: This doggo has invented a new game (via)

This doggo has invented a new game (via)

A New: I recently moved in to a new apartment for work and found how my roommates communicate. I don’t think they like each other very much…
A New: I recently moved in to a new apartment for work and found how my roommates communicate. I don’t think they like each other very much…

I recently moved in to a new apartment for work and found how my roommates communicate. I don’t think they like each other very much…

A New: bloom-a-blog: Doggo invented his own game
A New: bloom-a-blog:
Doggo invented his own game

bloom-a-blog: Doggo invented his own game

A New: Wanted to try a new template
A New: Wanted to try a new template

Wanted to try a new template

A New: Wanted to try a new template by lts_King_Kevin MORE MEMES
A New: Wanted to try a new template by lts_King_Kevin
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Wanted to try a new template by lts_King_Kevin MORE MEMES

A New: A new contender has appeared
A New: A new contender has appeared

A new contender has appeared

A New: This doggo has invented a new game (via)
A New: This doggo has invented a new game (via)

This doggo has invented a new game (via)

A New: A new format, good for surprises via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/36tfDI8
A New: A new format, good for surprises via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/36tfDI8

A new format, good for surprises via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/36tfDI8

A New: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
A New: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself:...

A New: a new method for cheating
A New: a new method for cheating

a new method for cheating

A New: I think it’s a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..
A New: I think it’s a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

I think it’s a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

A New: Got removed earlier cause I went over the 5 post limit now that’s a new core memory for me
A New: Got removed earlier cause I went over the 5 post limit now that’s a new core memory for me

Got removed earlier cause I went over the 5 post limit now that’s a new core memory for me

A New: Got removed earlier cause I went over the 5 post limit now that’s a new core memory for me by Mizrac_ MORE MEMES
A New: Got removed earlier cause I went over the 5 post limit now that’s a new core memory for me by Mizrac_
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Got removed earlier cause I went over the 5 post limit now that’s a new core memory for me by Mizrac_ MORE MEMES

A New: a new method for cheating
A New: a new method for cheating

a new method for cheating

A New: a new method for cheating
A New: a new method for cheating

a new method for cheating

A New: epicdndmemes: “Is that a new god or something?”
A New: epicdndmemes:

“Is that a new god or something?”

epicdndmemes: “Is that a new god or something?”

A New: I need to get a new computer by WhoElseButDedede MORE MEMES
A New: I need to get a new computer by WhoElseButDedede
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I need to get a new computer by WhoElseButDedede MORE MEMES

A New: guerrillatech:A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.
A New: guerrillatech:A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

guerrillatech:A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

A New: audrey-hepbae: snacfu: liebgoth: weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo: joekerspades: elitigre: frender: deadfoxforcutie: trashgender-neurotica: blueeyeddl: tikkunolamorgtfo: trashgender-neurotica: When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell. (source) “I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.” White people in a nutshell. Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma'am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way….. He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop. This is a good way to handle that. why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!” it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot Fun trivia fact: this single clip entirely ended this dumbass dude’s career in Infowars and alt right publication, because no one took him seriously anymore after a “little girl” called him a fucking idiot to his face and all he could do was say wow and oh my gosh. I’m glad. Fuck that guy. Hey that’s me in the 8th grade lol, I use they them pronouns now fank uuuu!!!! Also I still have those same glasses :0 how time flies!! Also if u were wondering how the altercation started I was at this defend DACA protest and my jewish ass was like is that FUCKING infowars harassing an old lady and so I posted the fuck up. Texas style. YOURE MY HERO Long live this hero. May they never need a new prescription.
A New: audrey-hepbae:
snacfu:

liebgoth:


weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo:

joekerspades:

elitigre:

frender:

deadfoxforcutie:


trashgender-neurotica:

blueeyeddl:

tikkunolamorgtfo:


trashgender-neurotica:

When you’re an adult man and you try to troll a little girl but instead she drags you straight to hell.
(source)

“I’m down with white nationalism but I will clutch my pearls if I hear an F-bomb.” White people in a nutshell.


Is he calling her “young man” or “young ma'am”? I can’t tell. Considering it’s infowars, may be relevant either way….. 

He said “young man”, no doubt in an attempt to launch into anti-trans rhetoric with her as a prop.
This is a good way to handle that.

why is it that every reactionary white dude talks like this. “oh wow, oh my gosh!! oh golly!! oh jeepers!!” 


it’s actually a little bit horrifying that he would try to expose a child to the lion den of internet white nationalism by making her a prop to make fun of. but yeah, the little girl is “scandalous” because she rightfully called this grown man a fucking idiot



Fun trivia fact: this single clip entirely ended this dumbass dude’s career in Infowars and alt right publication, because no one took him seriously anymore after a “little girl” called him a fucking idiot to his face and all he could do was say wow and oh my gosh.



I’m glad. Fuck that guy. 

Hey that’s me in the 8th grade lol, I use they them pronouns now fank uuuu!!!! Also I still have those same glasses :0 how time flies!! Also if u were wondering how the altercation started I was at this defend DACA protest and my jewish ass was like is that FUCKING infowars harassing an old lady and so I posted the fuck up. Texas style.



YOURE MY HERO 



Long live this hero. May they never need a new prescription.

audrey-hepbae: snacfu: liebgoth: weknowwearebeautifulanduglytoo: joekerspades: elitigre: frender: deadfoxforcutie: trashgender-n...

A New: bloom-a-blog: A new kind of therapy
A New: bloom-a-blog:

A new kind of therapy

bloom-a-blog: A new kind of therapy

A New: animalrates: This is Cooper. He learned a new trick today. 14/10 would smile back (@merci_beaucooper)
A New: animalrates:

This is Cooper. He learned a new trick today. 14/10 would smile back (@merci_beaucooper)

animalrates: This is Cooper. He learned a new trick today. 14/10 would smile back (@merci_beaucooper)

A New: Every new beginning is a new chance to be happy. Be happy.
A New: Every new beginning is a new chance to be happy. Be happy.

Every new beginning is a new chance to be happy. Be happy.

A New: kottkrig: A new, moist boy whose story is yet to be determined
A New: kottkrig:

A new, moist boy whose story is yet to be determined

kottkrig: A new, moist boy whose story is yet to be determined

A New: Low effort cosplay man got a new rival
A New: Low effort cosplay man got a new rival

Low effort cosplay man got a new rival