It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message.
She unmatched me before I could suggest walkie talkies
Honestly what a good idea
Man’s got to have his priorities, I tell ya hwhat
When you beat the prostitute to the pitch
Did… did I make it guys?
Honesty is not the best policy in this case.
I never say the right thing, just like Papa John
Guess she doesn’t really care about the environment
Think we’re on the same page
Her bio: “who wants to go half on a baby with me?”
Her bio said she was trying to get to Area 51 and mine says swipe right to get roasted
Thought I handled that well
I haven’t begun to peak
Honestly my finest work.
Mister President… we got em.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
When will I stop bringing up cocaine
A message to protect the children.
Cute and adorable Turkish Evil Eye Necklace. This necklace is a message to let you know that once you have decided o...
Hardcore friendship (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Am I doing it right?
A message to protect the children. by Freyas_Follower
She tried to ruin my knock knock joke
That was hard.
Stay away from my fridge
Is that a camera?
Is that a camera? by GeorgTheChamp
Am I doing it right
nothing I receive on tinder will ever top this exchange
I believe you, Kate!
No love for pancakes
Am I doing this right guys?
They ALWAYS Pick Both
Her bio said “hmu with your star sign”
Girls literally only want one thing and it’s blue
Best dm i love it.
Update on my previous post