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Abc, Being Alone, and Children: ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Followv OUST Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD abc 5:08 90 ML IERNES TESVILLE VIOLENCE PROVO MAYOR JOHN CURTIS WINS 3-WAY REPUBL Juh-Rel @MrJWells619 Follow )v il *man with a wife who has cancer and 5 kids leaves children with a babysitter who abandons them while he works hard to support them ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD She wouldn't say whether he worked at the store she manages, but she did say he left his children with a neighbor who had kept them before and that the neighbor then left the children alone. In court Wednesday, King told a judge he is the sole provider for his children and his wife is very ill Two weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with stage four cancer. And I'm practically like her only way to pay for all of her medical bills. So I was wondering if I could get out early and I can still work so I won't lose my job so I can still pay for her medical expenses," he said. snarksandkisses: astroghoul: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. What the fuck kind of headline is that???!!! UPDATE: “A Raleigh man accused of leaving his 5 children under age 8 at home while he went to work is now out of jail.Victor King says he was bailed out of jail by a complete stranger who saw his story on ABC11 and he is now back at work.That person is just one of dozens across the nation who have reached out to ABC11 and the family to lend a helping hand.” [read more] 3
Abc, Being Alone, and Children: ABC13 Houston
 @abc13houston
 Followv
 OUST
 Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8
 home alone so he could go to work:
 abc13.co/2fNv1sD
 abc
 5:08 90
 ML IERNES
 TESVILLE VIOLENCE
 PROVO MAYOR JOHN CURTIS WINS 3-WAY REPUBL

 Juh-Rel
 @MrJWells619
 Follow )v
 il
 *man with a wife who has cancer and 5 kids
 leaves children with a babysitter who
 abandons them while he works hard to
 support them
 ABC13 Houston @abc13houston
 Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he
 could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD

 She wouldn't say whether he worked at the store she manages, but she did
 say he left his children with a neighbor who had kept them before and that
 the neighbor then left the children alone.

 In court Wednesday, King told a judge he is the sole provider for his
 children and his wife is very ill
 Two weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with stage four cancer. And I'm
 practically like her only way to pay for all of her medical bills. So I was
 wondering if I could get out early and I can still work so I won't lose my
 job so I can still pay for her medical expenses," he said.
snarksandkisses:

astroghoul:

gogomrbrown:


The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle.


He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. 




What the fuck kind of headline is that???!!!

UPDATE: “A Raleigh man accused of leaving his 5 children under age 8 at home while he went to work is now out of jail.Victor King says he was bailed out of jail by a complete stranger who saw his story on ABC11 and he is now back at work.That person is just one of dozens across the nation who have reached out to ABC11 and the family to lend a helping hand.” [read more] 3

snarksandkisses: astroghoul: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prose...

Bad, Energy, and Fae: m4ge iwalk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip creanm you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said "i have 5 kids" Ionce had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said "I just don't care". We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again. anais-ninja-blog new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks Actual conversation I had at register Hi, welcome to [Starbucks! What can I get you, today?" How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?" 1-I'm sorry?" A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?" Oh. uh. Well, it'd be l suppose.. only have a button for a Quad. I don't have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single... drink. Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now How many 'add shots' is that?" deep breath of fear* "t'd be a quad with clears throat* "uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them- Taste means nothing to me." At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being. Oh. Well, okay." I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We carn certainly get that for you! The price will be She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it. "Do you still have the 'Add Energy' packets?" My heart began to race at this request. Yes ma am." How many can I add? Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. "For health reasons, we won't add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually One then. alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was not something to be spoken aloud. My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. "No." The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, "Yes My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena's of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place. ta was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place. Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup. Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that. When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about "The Company" as if we'd never I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus, "Yeah, I had one like that." Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book. ..I thought Venti Espresso Cryptid was a fever dream my manager had. Good lord. When an elder one visits Starbucks.
Bad, Energy, and Fae: m4ge
 iwalk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice
 latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that
 i intend to transcend humanity and become a god.
 i ask for no whip creanm
 you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually
 order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso
 (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she
 did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me
 dead in the eyes and said "i have 5 kids"
 Ionce had a woman come in and ordered an
 Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink
 took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and
 she shrugged and said "I just don't care". We still talk
 about that woman. We never saw her again.
 anais-ninja-blog
 new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
 Actual conversation I had at register
 Hi, welcome to [Starbucks! What can I
 get you, today?"
 How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?"
 1-I'm sorry?"
 A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?"
 Oh. uh. Well, it'd be l suppose.. only have a button
 for a Quad. I don't have special pricing for twenty
 ounces of espresso in a single... drink.
 Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now
 How many 'add shots' is that?"
 deep breath of fear* "t'd be a quad with clears
 throat* "uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso.
 But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start
 to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us
 to pull twenty of them-
 Taste means nothing to me."
 At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in
 the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being.
 Oh. Well, okay." I put on my absolute best customer
 service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must
 face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We carn
 certainly get that for you! The price will be
 She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar
 coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch
 demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden
 coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it.
 "Do you still have the 'Add Energy' packets?"
 My heart began to race at this request. Yes ma am."
 How many can I add?
 Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to
 this. "For health reasons, we won't add more than one
 per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually
 One then.
 alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays,
 dumps the change and five golden dollars into the
 tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it
 silently to the girl working the hot beverage station.
 Normally we called and pass, but this was not
 something to be spoken aloud.
 My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the
 minor break with protocol, until she sees the order.
 She stares at me. "No."
 The woman, which I call her for no other greater
 insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp,
 simply stands on the other side and says, calmly
 but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals
 in bad movies, "Yes
 My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are
 dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be.
 She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena's
 of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready
 position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti
 cup, and the shots begin pouring
 The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's
 gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are
 pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
 ta was damn near shaking. This woman's
 gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are
 pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place.
 Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar
 and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to
 down what must have been half the damn cup.
 Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was
 honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we
 knew nothing more of her after that.
 When I talk with other former employees, we quickly
 begin talking about "The Company" as if we'd never
 I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers
 that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And
 when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act
 shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,
 "Yeah, I had one like that."
 Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre
 of literature. Please collect all these and
 more into a book.
 ..I thought Venti Espresso Cryptid was a fever dream
 my manager had. Good lord.
When an elder one visits Starbucks.

When an elder one visits Starbucks.

Bad, Energy, and Fae: m4ge walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream avantgaye you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and saidi have 5 kids witchcraft-with-space-bean I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said "I just don't care". We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again. anais-ninja-blog new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks katjohnadams Actual conversation Ihad at register: Hi, welcome to [StarbucksI What can I get you, today? How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso? -I'm sorry? A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso? Oh. uh. Well, it'd be I supposeI only have a button for a Quad. I don't have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single... drink. Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many 'add shots' is that?" deep breath of fear* "td be a quad with, "clears throat "uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them- Taste means nothing to me. At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being Oh. Well, okay." put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We can certainly get that for you! The price will be She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it Do you still have the Add Energy' packets?" My heart began to race at this request. "Yes ma am. How many can I add?" Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. "For health reasons, we won't add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individualy One then." I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was..not something to be spoken aloud My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. "No." The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her territying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone lexpect of Admirals in bad movies, "Yes My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand nevw Matrena's of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the tires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that. When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about The Company" as if we'd never I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus, "Yeah, I had one like that." smartassjen Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book A modern day coffee shop cryptid
Bad, Energy, and Fae: m4ge
 walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i
 tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for
 no whip cream
 avantgaye
 you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte
 with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she
 did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and saidi
 have 5 kids
 witchcraft-with-space-bean
 I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of
 espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she
 shrugged and said "I just don't care". We still talk about that woman. We never
 saw her again.
 anais-ninja-blog
 new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
 katjohnadams
 Actual conversation Ihad at register:
 Hi, welcome to [StarbucksI What can I get you, today?
 How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?
 -I'm sorry?
 A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?
 Oh. uh. Well, it'd be I supposeI only have a button for a Quad. I don't have
 special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single... drink.
 Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many 'add shots' is
 that?"
 deep breath of fear* "td be a quad with, "clears throat "uh, sixteen additional
 shots of espresso. But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get
 really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-
 Taste means nothing to me.
 At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what
 must clearly be an eldritch being
 Oh. Well, okay." put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my
 terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We
 can certainly get that for you! The price will be
 She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from
 Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with
 golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it
 Do you still have the Add Energy' packets?"
 My heart began to race at this request. "Yes ma am.
 How many can I add?"
 Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. "For health reasons,
 we won't add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets
 individualy
 One then."
 I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five
 golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it
 silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and
 pass, but this was..not something to be spoken aloud
 My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol,
 until she sees the order. She stares at me. "No."
 The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her territying being
 is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a
 commanding tone lexpect of Admirals in bad movies, "Yes
 My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our
 task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand nevw
 Matrena's of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The
 energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring
 The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the tires of the
 sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place
 Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of
 cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn
 cup
 Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And
 horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that.
 When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about The
 Company" as if we'd never I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers
 that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other
 Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,
 "Yeah, I had one like that."
 smartassjen
 Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all
 these and more into a book
A modern day coffee shop cryptid

A modern day coffee shop cryptid

Abc, Being Alone, and Children: ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Followv OUST Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD abc 5:08 90 ML IERNES TESVILLE VIOLENCE PROVO MAYOR JOHN CURTIS WINS 3-WAY REPUBL Juh-Rel @MrJWells619 Follow )v il *man with a wife who has cancer and 5 kids leaves children with a babysitter who abandons them while he works hard to support them ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD She wouldn't say whether he worked at the store she manages, but she did say he left his children with a neighbor who had kept them before and that the neighbor then left the children alone. In court Wednesday, King told a judge he is the sole provider for his children and his wife is very ill Two weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with stage four cancer. And I'm practically like her only way to pay for all of her medical bills. So I was wondering if I could get out early and I can still work so I won't lose my job so I can still pay for her medical expenses," he said. refuzz: howtobangyourmonster: whatisaleftshoe: gloryhalleloujah: tarynel: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. Wow The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!! Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help HE didn’t leave them alone, he arranged a sitter and the SITTER left them alone. Yo, update for those who didn’t know! He was bailed out by a complete stranger and a local church is helping to raise funds! (This article also should have the updated go fund me link) http://abc13.com/offers-of-help-for-man-accused-of-leaving-children-alone/2323040/
Abc, Being Alone, and Children: ABC13 Houston
 @abc13houston
 Followv
 OUST
 Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8
 home alone so he could go to work:
 abc13.co/2fNv1sD
 abc
 5:08 90
 ML IERNES
 TESVILLE VIOLENCE
 PROVO MAYOR JOHN CURTIS WINS 3-WAY REPUBL

 Juh-Rel
 @MrJWells619
 Follow )v
 il
 *man with a wife who has cancer and 5 kids
 leaves children with a babysitter who
 abandons them while he works hard to
 support them
 ABC13 Houston @abc13houston
 Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he
 could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD

 She wouldn't say whether he worked at the store she manages, but she did
 say he left his children with a neighbor who had kept them before and that
 the neighbor then left the children alone.

 In court Wednesday, King told a judge he is the sole provider for his
 children and his wife is very ill
 Two weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with stage four cancer. And I'm
 practically like her only way to pay for all of her medical bills. So I was
 wondering if I could get out early and I can still work so I won't lose my
 job so I can still pay for her medical expenses," he said.
refuzz:

howtobangyourmonster:

whatisaleftshoe:

gloryhalleloujah:


tarynel:

gogomrbrown:


The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle.


He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. 




Wow

The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!!


Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help

HE didn’t leave them alone, he arranged a sitter and the SITTER left them alone.


Yo, update for those who didn’t know! He was bailed out by a complete stranger and a local church is helping to raise funds! (This article also should have the updated go fund me link)
http://abc13.com/offers-of-help-for-man-accused-of-leaving-children-alone/2323040/

refuzz: howtobangyourmonster: whatisaleftshoe: gloryhalleloujah: tarynel: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has neve...

Being Alone, Bored, and Christmas: We couid go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of firting before I charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek After that we'd get too busy and never talk to each other again. Interested? But what if it goes really well and we get married have this fairytale romance have 2.5 kids and eventually you get bored start sleeping with a co- worker I start eating my feelings, get diabetes. But we stay together for the kids of course and also people would judge you for leaving ur sick wife with diabetes What happened to half of one of our kids?i And did we at least give him half We had a dwarf son We call him LB For little bit of a person He struggles sometimes but L.B Looks forward to Christmas cards every year when he gets to play the elf sure there's not some time warp situation going on that we birthed Lil B the rapper, Because for the sake of the world we should just end it here id Hey you're the one having an affair. jus cheat on you with cake I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two ids we never got time alone. And now you're filled with that nasty disease and I can't be intimate with you No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah Stop putting words in my mouth DAMNIT DEREK!!! It's like you don't even care anymore The pregnancies did a number on your body. And you refused to go to the gym with me. It's hard to care if you don't care And that's who it is.. Karen from accounting. she's a whore,, she slept with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull your shit together we have church in IDIDNT SAY KAREN AND I DONT EAT CAKE WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop trying to kill by hiding my medicine WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT CAKE YOU DONT NEED Oh and don't even try that same story you gave me last week. TWINKIES ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY ARE CAKE It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you, it's in you for good Maybe if you would stop having sex with Karen We could bang it out every once in a while and I wouldn't How would you know anything about aids Mariah? I had to make out with you for 7 hours to get you out of your clothes our first time, You don't get that time back. You think I WANTED to watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days? No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid But once again, I had to do all the That's my favorite movie. And you said you liked it. Also it's not my fault it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT But what would you and your whore Karen know about You've never been 1he same and you know it. Ever since our first date, when we It's not my fault the first time we had sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to be the same after that Why couldn't you have just worn a condom IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT Fine it was good. But ask yourself this WAS IT WORTH IT The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS ls THAT what you were muttering last ight when you were eating those cupcakes behind the bed? I really need to take you on a date. Not because I like you or anything it's strictly because I'm a sucker for drama stories and have to see how these stories play out. I don't know You and Karen can hit me up Tailor Thanks, Karen.
Being Alone, Bored, and Christmas: We couid go out on an amazing first
 date, have great conversation, lots of
 laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of
 firting before I charmingly end the
 night with a soft kiss on your cheek
 After that we'd get too busy and never
 talk to each other again. Interested?
 But what if it goes really well and we
 get married have this fairytale
 romance have 2.5 kids and eventually
 you get bored start sleeping with a co-
 worker I start eating my feelings, get
 diabetes. But we stay together for
 the kids of course and also people
 would judge you for leaving ur sick
 wife with diabetes
 What happened to half of one of our
 kids?i And did we at least give him half
 We had a dwarf son
 We call him LB
 For little bit of a person
 He struggles sometimes but L.B
 Looks forward to Christmas cards
 every year when he gets to play the elf
 sure there's not some time warp
 situation going on that we birthed Lil B
 the rapper, Because for the sake of
 the world we should just end it here id
 Hey you're the one having an affair.
 jus cheat on you with cake
 I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two
 ids we never got time alone. And now
 you're filled with that nasty disease
 and I can't be intimate with you
 No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah
 Stop putting words in my mouth
 DAMNIT DEREK!!!
 It's like you don't even care anymore
 The pregnancies did a number on your
 body. And you refused to go to the
 gym with me. It's hard to care if you
 don't care
 And that's who it is.. Karen from
 accounting. she's a whore,, she slept
 with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull
 your shit together we have church in
 IDIDNT SAY KAREN
 AND I DONT EAT CAKE
 WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop
 trying to kill by hiding my medicine
 WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't
 eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT
 CAKE YOU DONT NEED
 Oh and don't even try that same story
 you gave me last week. TWINKIES
 ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN
 WELL THEY ARE CAKE
 It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you,
 it's in you for good
 Maybe if you would stop having sex
 with Karen We could bang it out
 every once in a while and I wouldn't
 How would you know anything about
 aids Mariah? I had to make out with
 you for 7 hours to get you out of your
 clothes our first time, You don't get
 that time back. You think I WANTED to
 watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days?
 No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid
 But once again, I had to do all the
 That's my favorite movie. And you
 said you liked it. Also it's not my fault
 it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra
 AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR
 WHAT YOU WANT But what would
 you and your whore Karen know about
 You've never been 1he same and you
 know it. Ever since our first date, when
 we
 It's not my fault the first time we had
 sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to
 be the same after that Why couldn't
 you have just worn a condom
 IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA
 CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO
 KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT
 Fine it was good. But ask yourself this
 WAS IT WORTH IT
 The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS
 ls THAT what you were muttering last
 ight when you were eating those
 cupcakes behind the bed?
 I really need to take you on a date. Not
 because I like you or anything it's
 strictly because I'm a sucker for
 drama stories and have to see how
 these stories play out. I don't know
 You and Karen can hit me up
 Tailor
Thanks, Karen.

Thanks, Karen.

Bad, Energy, and Fae: pancakeswithketchupmoonsan... Follow m4ge i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso itell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream avantgaye you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said i have 5 kids witchcraft-with-space-bean I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said " just don't care". We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again anais-ninja-blog new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks katjohnadams Actual conversation I had at register: "Hi, welcome to [Starbucks! What can I get you, today? How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?" 1-I'm sorry? A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso? Oh. uh. Well, it'd be I suppose... I only have a button for a Quad. I don't have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single... drink." "Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many 'add shots' is that? deep breath of fear* "t'd be a quad with," "clears throat uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them- Taste means nothing to me. At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being Oh. Well, okay." put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We can certainly get that for you! The price will be She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon,I am sure of i. Do you still have the Add Energy' packets? My heart began to race at this request. Yes maam. How many can I add? Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. "For health reasons, we won't add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually "One then. I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was not something to be spoken aloud. My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order She stares at me. "No." The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being s within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a of Admirals in bad movies, "Yes. My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena's of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about The Company" as if we'd never I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus, "Yeah, Ihad one like that." smartassjen Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book jennyboom21 So 5 shots isn't normal??? Source: m4ge 284,670 notes Starbucks Lore
Bad, Energy, and Fae: pancakeswithketchupmoonsan... Follow
 m4ge
 i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso
 itell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for
 no whip cream
 avantgaye
 you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte
 with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she
 did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said
 i have 5 kids
 witchcraft-with-space-bean
 I once had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of
 espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she
 shrugged and said " just don't care". We still talk about that woman. We never
 saw her again
 anais-ninja-blog
 new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
 katjohnadams
 Actual conversation I had at register:
 "Hi, welcome to [Starbucks! What can I get you, today?
 How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?"
 1-I'm sorry?
 A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?
 Oh. uh. Well, it'd be I suppose... I only have a button for a Quad. I don't have
 special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single... drink."
 "Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many 'add shots' is
 that?
 deep breath of fear* "t'd be a quad with," "clears throat uh, sixteen additional
 shots of espresso. But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get
 really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them-
 Taste means nothing to me.
 At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what
 must clearly be an eldritch being
 Oh. Well, okay." put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my
 terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We
 can certainly get that for you! The price will be
 She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from
 Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with
 golden coins. My life will end soon,I am sure of i.
 Do you still have the Add Energy' packets?
 My heart began to race at this request. Yes maam.
 How many can I add?
 Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. "For health
 reasons, we won't add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets
 individually
 "One then.
 I alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and
 five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it
 silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and
 pass, but this was not something to be spoken aloud.
 My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol,
 until she sees the order She stares at me. "No."
 The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being
 s within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a
 of Admirals in bad movies, "Yes.
 My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutful, we are true to our
 task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new
 Matrena's of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The
 energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring
 The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the fires of the
 sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place
 Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of
 cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn
 cup
 Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy And
 horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that
 When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about The
 Company" as if we'd never I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers
 that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy
 other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus,
 "Yeah, Ihad one like that."
 smartassjen
 Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all
 these and more into a book
 jennyboom21
 So 5 shots isn't normal???
 Source: m4ge
 284,670 notes
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Abc, Being Alone, and Children: ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Followv OUST Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD abc 5:08 90 ML IERNES TESVILLE VIOLENCE PROVO MAYOR JOHN CURTIS WINS 3-WAY REPUBL Juh-Rel @MrJWells619 Follow )v il *man with a wife who has cancer and 5 kids leaves children with a babysitter who abandons them while he works hard to support them ABC13 Houston @abc13houston Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD She wouldn't say whether he worked at the store she manages, but she did say he left his children with a neighbor who had kept them before and that the neighbor then left the children alone. In court Wednesday, King told a judge he is the sole provider for his children and his wife is very ill Two weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with stage four cancer. And I'm practically like her only way to pay for all of her medical bills. So I was wondering if I could get out early and I can still work so I won't lose my job so I can still pay for her medical expenses," he said. whatisaleftshoe: gloryhalleloujah: tarynel: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. Wow The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!! Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help
Abc, Being Alone, and Children: ABC13 Houston
 @abc13houston
 Followv
 OUST
 Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8
 home alone so he could go to work:
 abc13.co/2fNv1sD
 abc
 5:08 90
 ML IERNES
 TESVILLE VIOLENCE
 PROVO MAYOR JOHN CURTIS WINS 3-WAY REPUBL

 Juh-Rel
 @MrJWells619
 Follow )v
 il
 *man with a wife who has cancer and 5 kids
 leaves children with a babysitter who
 abandons them while he works hard to
 support them
 ABC13 Houston @abc13houston
 Dad accused of leaving 5 kids all under age 8 home alone so he
 could go to work: abc13.co/2fNv1sD

 She wouldn't say whether he worked at the store she manages, but she did
 say he left his children with a neighbor who had kept them before and that
 the neighbor then left the children alone.

 In court Wednesday, King told a judge he is the sole provider for his
 children and his wife is very ill
 Two weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with stage four cancer. And I'm
 practically like her only way to pay for all of her medical bills. So I was
 wondering if I could get out early and I can still work so I won't lose my
 job so I can still pay for her medical expenses," he said.
whatisaleftshoe:
gloryhalleloujah:


tarynel:

gogomrbrown:


The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle.


He should not be prosecuted he should be supported. 




Wow

The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!!


Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help

whatisaleftshoe: gloryhalleloujah: tarynel: gogomrbrown: The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He sho...