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Beautiful, Meme, and Best: Tobias Schmitz 1 hour ago
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[Meme] Tobias knows

[Meme] Tobias knows

Alive, Ass, and Bad: @NikoUgy The first nigga to ever beat his meat had to be like YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d OO0O000000O!l! 12/11/16, 06:48 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.
Alive, Ass, and Bad: @NikoUgy
 The first nigga to ever beat his
 meat had to be like
 YOODOOO0OD0ODD00oo0d
 OO0O000000O!l!
 12/11/16, 06:48
 2,585 RETWEETS 3,399 LIKES
This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isiah hooked up my MySpace page so a nigga can accumulate clout. As soon as you click my profile sponegebob and Patrick, strapped up with hella bands and two bad bitches twerking with a song from my lil Wayne play mix. When you scrolled all the way to the bottom my boy threw some porn on there for the real ones who be creeping to see who's in your top 5 of friends. I had some slow ass dial up computer my mom got from the flee market. I was home watching big wet ebonys booties vol 7. Watching asses clap with force strong enough to cause a sonic boom. Everything happen so fast. I look down making eye contact like it's o time. I swear a spirit took over me and I hit my meat with a nasty 4 piece combo. My shit felt like a volcano. I tried to stop but couldn't.Ended up pulling a plaxico burgess and took a shot to the foot. My grandma pulled up to crib swiftly. I can hear her coming down the stairs slow as fuck. My whole lower body numb. Im stuck in the chair tryna clear this sin off my screen. This computer ain't shutting off. I had to drop kick the monitor to shut off. My grandma walk in like "what you doing I bought you some Burger King". I'm using the spirit energy form my anvcestors to keep me alive. Whole nut drained my power levels. I went up stairs and fucked up them bk chicken fries. Shit was prob the greatest feeling ever. Ain't nothing like that first nut. forgot to wash my hands tho.

This was literally me at the age of 13 June 13 2008 2:39 pm. It was a Friday and I just came home from my last day of school. My friend isia...

Bailey Jay, Bane, and Money: $12384FORASTICKER SECRETARY OF STATE Belvidere Vehicle 1550 Pearl BelvidereI 61 Phone: 217- 182-4696 纸)/16/17 14:48 2-18 8467 Sale t 10 156159 8BBD38565 Code: 861059 No tode CHIP 2.84 123 84 APPROVED ↓LAli uebit Master sI use Mo BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH ITSYOUR CAR IT STILL BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT <p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/161779843380/this-pisses-me-off-more-than-youd-believe-i-pay" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This pisses me off more than you’d believe. I pay income tax on the money I earn. I paid taxes on that money again when I bought my car. I continue to pay taxes on the gas I put in my car. And despite having been taxed three times on the same money, I must pay again to have my car ‘registered’ every year (and let’s not forget that I had to pay fees in order to get my license in the first place). </p></blockquote> <p>Girl don&rsquo;t even get me started on this crap. Registration day every year is the bane of my existence. Last year I went through a month-long ridiculous court battle because some state trooper decided to give me a ticket for $200 for having an expired tag even though I told him my tags were in the mail and I even had the receipts to prove it. Then when I got it cleared at court none of the numbskulls over there documented it properly and next thing I know I&rsquo;m getting a letter saying my license will be revoked for my &ldquo;failure to appear&rdquo;. So I had to go to court and take time off work *again* to fix *their* mistake 😡</p>
Bailey Jay, Bane, and Money: $12384FORASTICKER
 SECRETARY OF STATE
 Belvidere Vehicle
 1550 Pearl
 BelvidereI 61
 Phone: 217- 182-4696
 纸)/16/17 14:48
 2-18
 8467
 Sale
 t 10 156159
 8BBD38565
 Code: 861059
 No
 tode CHIP
 2.84
 123 84
 APPROVED
 ↓LAli
 uebit Master sI
 use
 Mo
 BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH ITSYOUR CAR
 IT STILL BELONGS TO THE GOVERNMENT
<p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/161779843380/this-pisses-me-off-more-than-youd-believe-i-pay" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This pisses me off more than you’d believe. I pay income tax on the money I earn. I paid taxes on that money again when I bought my car. I continue to pay taxes on the gas I put in my car. And despite having been taxed three times on the same money, I must pay again to have my car ‘registered’ every year (and let’s not forget that I had to pay fees in order to get my license in the first place). </p></blockquote>

<p>Girl don&rsquo;t even get me started on this crap. Registration day every year is the bane of my existence. Last year I went through a month-long ridiculous court battle because some state trooper decided to give me a ticket for $200 for having an expired tag even though I told him my tags were in the mail and I even had the receipts to prove it. Then when I got it cleared at court none of the numbskulls over there documented it properly and next thing I know I&rsquo;m getting a letter saying my license will be revoked for my &ldquo;failure to appear&rdquo;. So I had to go to court and take time off work *again* to fix *their* mistake 😡</p>

arizonaconservativegal: This pisses me off more than you’d believe. I pay income tax on the money I earn. I paid taxes on that money again ...