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Crime, True, and Tumblr: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC. Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. <p><a href="http://teamrocketing.tk/post/138927447346/thisarenotarealblog-chaotic-neutral-thats" class="tumblr_blog">teamrocketing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisarenotarealblog.tumblr.com/post/138509732373">thisarenotarealblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>chaotic neutral</p> </blockquote> <p>THATS CHAOTIC EVIL</p></blockquote>
Crime, True, and Tumblr: Chris Harrigan
 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC.
 Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
 Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
 story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
 Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
 come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
 with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
 eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
 This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
 platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
 offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
 away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
 come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
 slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
 of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
 every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
 interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
 frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
 was like he was rearing them up for... something
 Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
 man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
 the train was about to leave. It happened
 Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
 entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
 entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
 doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
 The next train stop was five minutes away.
<p><a href="http://teamrocketing.tk/post/138927447346/thisarenotarealblog-chaotic-neutral-thats" class="tumblr_blog">teamrocketing</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisarenotarealblog.tumblr.com/post/138509732373">thisarenotarealblog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>chaotic neutral</p>
</blockquote>

<p>THATS CHAOTIC EVIL</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://teamrocketing.tk/post/138927447346/thisarenotarealblog-chaotic-neutral-thats" class="tumblr_blog">teamrocketing</a>:</p> ...

Bad, Dancing, and Meme: 2 3 4 6 7 8 10 12 13 1 16 1. On Vacation 2. Sports and Fitness 3. Being Creative 4. Cooking 5. Eating 6. Doing Chores 7. Playing an Instrument 8. With an Anima 9. Operating a Vehicle 10. Dancing 11. Dressing Up Fancy 12. Getting Clean 13. Smoochin 14. Waiting for Something 15. Surprised 16. Everything Has Gone Wrong 17. Hiding 18. Exhausted 19. Caught Outside in Bad Weather 20. In an Argument 21. Doing a Violence 22. Injury 23. Death 1. The Beach 2. The Mall 3. Space 4. The Jungle .A Restaurant/Cafe/Bar 6. A Famous Landmark 7. A Not-Famous Landmark 8. Hell 9. School 10. Prison 11. The Desert 12. An Absurdist Painting 13. The Grocery Store 14. The Park 15. A Festival 16. A Museum 17. The Hospital 18. Underwater 19. An Old Lady's House 20. A Construction Site 21. An Elevator 22. A Public Restroom 23. On TV <p><a href="http://boink-the-joiner.tumblr.com/post/137433123148/three-parts-palette-meme-cause-im-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">boink-the-joiner</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2>Three Parts Palette Meme <br/></h2> <p>Cause I’m tired of drawing lone figures posing vaguely in empty space.<br/></p> <p> <b>Instructions:</b><br/></p> <ol><li>Send me the names of <b>two</b> characters and a palette number.<br/></li> <li>I’ll randomly generate two numbers 1-23 for the place and the action.</li> <li>A drawing will come out of it, hopefully.</li> </ol><p>Feel free to reblog if you want to try it yourself!<br/></p> </blockquote>
Bad, Dancing, and Meme: 2
 3
 4
 6
 7
 8
 10
 12
 13
 1
 16

 1. On Vacation
 2. Sports and Fitness
 3. Being Creative
 4. Cooking
 5. Eating
 6. Doing Chores
 7. Playing an Instrument
 8. With an Anima
 9. Operating a Vehicle
 10. Dancing
 11. Dressing Up Fancy
 12. Getting Clean
 13. Smoochin
 14. Waiting for Something
 15. Surprised
 16. Everything Has Gone Wrong
 17. Hiding
 18. Exhausted
 19. Caught Outside in Bad Weather
 20. In an Argument
 21. Doing a Violence
 22. Injury
 23. Death

 1. The Beach
 2. The Mall
 3. Space
 4. The Jungle
 .A Restaurant/Cafe/Bar
 6. A Famous Landmark
 7. A Not-Famous Landmark
 8. Hell
 9. School
 10. Prison
 11. The Desert
 12. An Absurdist Painting
 13. The Grocery Store
 14. The Park
 15. A Festival
 16. A Museum
 17. The Hospital
 18. Underwater
 19. An Old Lady's House
 20. A Construction Site
 21. An Elevator
 22. A Public Restroom
 23. On TV
<p><a href="http://boink-the-joiner.tumblr.com/post/137433123148/three-parts-palette-meme-cause-im-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">boink-the-joiner</a>:</p><blockquote>
<h2>Three Parts Palette Meme <br/></h2>
<p>Cause I’m tired of drawing lone figures posing vaguely in empty space.<br/></p>
<p>
<b>Instructions:</b><br/></p>
<ol><li>Send me the names of <b>two</b> characters and a palette number.<br/></li>
<li>I’ll randomly generate two numbers 1-23 for the place and the action.</li>
<li>A drawing will come out of it, hopefully.</li>
</ol><p>Feel free to reblog if you want to try it yourself!<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://boink-the-joiner.tumblr.com/post/137433123148/three-parts-palette-meme-cause-im-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_bl...

Anaconda, Beyonce, and Billboard: Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo @balleralert Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ One year ago today, the world lost Atlanta native and rapper ShawtyLo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Born Carlos Rico Walker, Shawty Lo got his start in music in 2003 as a founding member of the rap group D4L. Alongside other group members, Fabo, Mook-B and Stoney, the group had much success with their debut album 'Down for Life' which brought us chart topping hits like 'Laffy Taffy' and 'Betcha Can't Do It Me'. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In 2007, just two years after D4L's album release, Walker released his debut solo single 'Dey Know'. The single was an instant hit, charting in the Top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 and earning him three Bet Hip-Hop Awards. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Walker died Sept. 21, 2016 from a car accident in Fulton County, Georgia. The accident happened around 2:20 a.m. when Walker's car went over a guardrail, hitting two trees, and catching fire. The rapper was ejected from the car and pronounced dead at the scene. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While Walker died rather young at the age of 40, his career was impactful enough to earn him tributes from other great artists such as Beyonce, GucciMane, LilKim, Future, and many more. rip
Anaconda, Beyonce, and Billboard: Today in Hip-Hop: One Year
 Since the Death of Shawty Lo
 @balleralert
Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ One year ago today, the world lost Atlanta native and rapper ShawtyLo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Born Carlos Rico Walker, Shawty Lo got his start in music in 2003 as a founding member of the rap group D4L. Alongside other group members, Fabo, Mook-B and Stoney, the group had much success with their debut album 'Down for Life' which brought us chart topping hits like 'Laffy Taffy' and 'Betcha Can't Do It Me'. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In 2007, just two years after D4L's album release, Walker released his debut solo single 'Dey Know'. The single was an instant hit, charting in the Top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 and earning him three Bet Hip-Hop Awards. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Walker died Sept. 21, 2016 from a car accident in Fulton County, Georgia. The accident happened around 2:20 a.m. when Walker's car went over a guardrail, hitting two trees, and catching fire. The rapper was ejected from the car and pronounced dead at the scene. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While Walker died rather young at the age of 40, his career was impactful enough to earn him tributes from other great artists such as Beyonce, GucciMane, LilKim, Future, and many more. rip

Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ One year ago today, the world lost Atlanta nat...

Google, Internet, and Memes: 08 JUNIO 2017 Vinotinto Sub-20 hace que venezolanos googleen "alegria" E L C H I G U I RE BIP 0 L A R NET La clasificación de la Vinotinto Sub-20 a la final del Mundial de la categoría hizo que todos los venezolanos se despertaran hoy abriendo Google para buscar el significado de la palabra “alegría” - “¿¡Qué es esto que siento!?”, “Se parece a eso que sentía cuando Chyno y Nacho sacaban una canción”, “Es mejor que ver un video de cuando joden a una tanqueta” fueron algunas de las reacciones que sufrieron muchos venezolanos este jueves. Para tratar de solucionar la incertidumbre de su sentimiento, Nelson Ruiz (32) gloogleó la definición de alegría. “En serio, no sabía qué era eso que me tenía sonriente y con ganas de celebrar. Por eso lo busqué en el Internet y averigüé que alegría es un sentimiento humano grato y vivo que produce júbilo producto de un acontecimiento que sea positivo para la persona que lo experimenta. En verdad es un sentimiento muy bonito que deberíamos experimentar más a menudo y no por conseguir un producto con precio regulado o por llegar a la casa vivo sino por cosas extraordinarias de verdad. Ojalá los muchachos ganen la final porque esta sensación es agradable” aseguró Nelson Ruiz quien confesó que no experimentaba alegría desde que la oposición gana la Asamblea Nacional.
Google, Internet, and Memes: 08 JUNIO 2017
 Vinotinto Sub-20
 hace que venezolanos
 googleen "alegria"
 E L C H I G U I RE BIP 0 L A R NET
La clasificación de la Vinotinto Sub-20 a la final del Mundial de la categoría hizo que todos los venezolanos se despertaran hoy abriendo Google para buscar el significado de la palabra “alegría” - “¿¡Qué es esto que siento!?”, “Se parece a eso que sentía cuando Chyno y Nacho sacaban una canción”, “Es mejor que ver un video de cuando joden a una tanqueta” fueron algunas de las reacciones que sufrieron muchos venezolanos este jueves. Para tratar de solucionar la incertidumbre de su sentimiento, Nelson Ruiz (32) gloogleó la definición de alegría. “En serio, no sabía qué era eso que me tenía sonriente y con ganas de celebrar. Por eso lo busqué en el Internet y averigüé que alegría es un sentimiento humano grato y vivo que produce júbilo producto de un acontecimiento que sea positivo para la persona que lo experimenta. En verdad es un sentimiento muy bonito que deberíamos experimentar más a menudo y no por conseguir un producto con precio regulado o por llegar a la casa vivo sino por cosas extraordinarias de verdad. Ojalá los muchachos ganen la final porque esta sensación es agradable” aseguró Nelson Ruiz quien confesó que no experimentaba alegría desde que la oposición gana la Asamblea Nacional.

La clasificación de la Vinotinto Sub-20 a la final del Mundial de la categoría hizo que todos los venezolanos se despertaran hoy abriendo Go...

Ass, Bad, and Bitch: When you call her a bitch vs when the DJ says "all bad bitches to the dance floor You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've been slacking here's a real life story at my first ever strip club. Oh and SWIPE LEFT 👈 for more gems and please follow my other page (@thebestnochillzone) if you haven't yet, love you guys. - The second time I went to a strip club I never had experienced a lap dance so my homie waited till the most finest piece of ass came around and he quickly whistled at her and she came walking over with that shbooty just bouncing from side to side like one of those bobble head toys. He then said "take my homie and give him a good dance" as she reached for my hand my balls began to tingle and sweat started drippin from my gooch, I could smell the previous guy she had her coochie all over, the smell of vagina began to be more prominent as we stepped into her corridors. She then had me sit down and she started working her magic. I felt as one with her, almost as if my penis was made specifically for her anatomy, as she danced I then whispered into her ear "LET ME FUCK" she said "no no no señor" I then reached around and whispered again "BITCH LET ME FUCK" she responded in such a exotic way explaining she was working and couldn't allow us to engage in sexual activitys. She then did a crazy little twirl as the third song played and her vagina thrusted against my mouth and I immediately began to smell the aroma of cheap burgers and 3 week of chicken chow mein. She noticed my actions and realized I became disgusted and voiced that it's been 3 songs, me again being an idiot I thought a dance was just $20 flat I had no idea it was $20 a song and I was on my last $20. That was again the most awkward thing I've ever dealt with so I told her to hang on to my wallet while I go to the ATM. I retrieved my wallet and paid the Spanish girl who rocked my world! THE END. 👉👌 -
Ass, Bad, and Bitch: When you call her a bitch vs when
 the DJ says "all bad bitches to the
 dance floor
You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've been slacking here's a real life story at my first ever strip club. Oh and SWIPE LEFT 👈 for more gems and please follow my other page (@thebestnochillzone) if you haven't yet, love you guys. - The second time I went to a strip club I never had experienced a lap dance so my homie waited till the most finest piece of ass came around and he quickly whistled at her and she came walking over with that shbooty just bouncing from side to side like one of those bobble head toys. He then said "take my homie and give him a good dance" as she reached for my hand my balls began to tingle and sweat started drippin from my gooch, I could smell the previous guy she had her coochie all over, the smell of vagina began to be more prominent as we stepped into her corridors. She then had me sit down and she started working her magic. I felt as one with her, almost as if my penis was made specifically for her anatomy, as she danced I then whispered into her ear "LET ME FUCK" she said "no no no señor" I then reached around and whispered again "BITCH LET ME FUCK" she responded in such a exotic way explaining she was working and couldn't allow us to engage in sexual activitys. She then did a crazy little twirl as the third song played and her vagina thrusted against my mouth and I immediately began to smell the aroma of cheap burgers and 3 week of chicken chow mein. She noticed my actions and realized I became disgusted and voiced that it's been 3 songs, me again being an idiot I thought a dance was just $20 flat I had no idea it was $20 a song and I was on my last $20. That was again the most awkward thing I've ever dealt with so I told her to hang on to my wallet while I go to the ATM. I retrieved my wallet and paid the Spanish girl who rocked my world! THE END. 👉👌 -

You guys gotta excuse me for being so slow on posting but it's all for a good cause and I'm coming back in FULL EFFECT ASAP. So since I've b...

Crime, Memes, and Wikipedia: DARK SI OEDIMENSI Name BN VENABLES Date 20. a .93 SON/ Name itosERT on Venables dan Robert Thompson Partner in Crime HUMANDoD Pada suatu hari ada seorang Ibu yang sedang berbelanja dan meninggalkan anaknya yang bernama James Bulger (16 March 1990-12 February 1993) karena ibunya berpikir ia tak akan lama meninggalkannya, karena pada saat itu antrian toko daging tidak begitu ramai. Dan ternyata saat itulah sang ibu terakhir kali dapat melihat anaknya. Jon (1982) dan Robert (1982), yang berada di mall yang sama dengan Bulger, ikut berpartisipasi dalam kegiatan yang biasa mereka lakukan yaitu membolos saat sekolah, menjelajahi toko-toko, mencuri di toko, dan memanjat kursi di restoran sampai mereka diusir. Kemudian kedua anak ini melihat seorang anak kecil di dekat mobil, lalu mereka punya ide untuk mengambil Bulger untuk jalan-jalan. Dan akhirnya dia berhasil membawa Bulger yang berumur 2 tahun itu dan Bulger mengikuti ajakan Jon dan Robert dengan polosnya. Selama perjalanan sejauh 2 mil, Jon dan Robert, memukul, membanting, dan menjatuhkan kepala Bulger ke aspal. Banyak orang yang melihat kejadian itu dan dibiarkan saja, karena mereka berpikir bahwa mereka hanya dua saudara yang lebih tua yang tidak tahu cara merawat saudara mereka yang lebih muda. Kemudian tak disangka Jon dan Robert membawa Bulger menuju rel kereta api setempat, dimana mereka melemparkan batu-batu ke arahnya, memukulinya dengan batu bata, dan memukulnya dengan batang besi. Dan hal yang terakhir mereka lakukan pada Bulger adalah mereka meletakkan Bulger di jalur kereta api.Tetapi dilaporkan bahwa Bulger telah meninggal beberapa saat sebelum kereta menabrak dia. Sumber: Wikipedia
Crime, Memes, and Wikipedia: DARK SI
 OEDIMENSI
 Name BN VENABLES
 Date 20. a .93
 SON/
 Name itosERT
 on Venables
 dan Robert Thompson
 Partner in Crime
HUMANDoD Pada suatu hari ada seorang Ibu yang sedang berbelanja dan meninggalkan anaknya yang bernama James Bulger (16 March 1990-12 February 1993) karena ibunya berpikir ia tak akan lama meninggalkannya, karena pada saat itu antrian toko daging tidak begitu ramai. Dan ternyata saat itulah sang ibu terakhir kali dapat melihat anaknya. Jon (1982) dan Robert (1982), yang berada di mall yang sama dengan Bulger, ikut berpartisipasi dalam kegiatan yang biasa mereka lakukan yaitu membolos saat sekolah, menjelajahi toko-toko, mencuri di toko, dan memanjat kursi di restoran sampai mereka diusir. Kemudian kedua anak ini melihat seorang anak kecil di dekat mobil, lalu mereka punya ide untuk mengambil Bulger untuk jalan-jalan. Dan akhirnya dia berhasil membawa Bulger yang berumur 2 tahun itu dan Bulger mengikuti ajakan Jon dan Robert dengan polosnya. Selama perjalanan sejauh 2 mil, Jon dan Robert, memukul, membanting, dan menjatuhkan kepala Bulger ke aspal. Banyak orang yang melihat kejadian itu dan dibiarkan saja, karena mereka berpikir bahwa mereka hanya dua saudara yang lebih tua yang tidak tahu cara merawat saudara mereka yang lebih muda. Kemudian tak disangka Jon dan Robert membawa Bulger menuju rel kereta api setempat, dimana mereka melemparkan batu-batu ke arahnya, memukulinya dengan batu bata, dan memukulnya dengan batang besi. Dan hal yang terakhir mereka lakukan pada Bulger adalah mereka meletakkan Bulger di jalur kereta api.Tetapi dilaporkan bahwa Bulger telah meninggal beberapa saat sebelum kereta menabrak dia. Sumber: Wikipedia

HUMANDoD Pada suatu hari ada seorang Ibu yang sedang berbelanja dan meninggalkan anaknya yang bernama James Bulger (16 March 1990-12 Februar...