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Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons) It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m. I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately referred to as a "Horse's Ass". I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate. I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up to be the incredible people they are meant to be I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER! In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's Club in Baysville. I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been cremated. Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's ass For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest... Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and back Love, Sybil This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life
Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons)
 It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed
 away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side
 February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m.
 I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately
 referred to as a "Horse's Ass".
 I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with
 Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the
 Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the
 bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the
 ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey
 soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate.
 I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac
 Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up
 to be the incredible people they are meant to be
 I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my
 shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital
 School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER!
 In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a
 school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active
 horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's
 Club in Baysville.
 I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been
 cremated.
 Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband
 and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's
 ass
 For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it
 wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest...
 Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and
 back
 Love, Sybil
This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life

This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life

Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons) It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m. I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately referred to as a "Horse's Ass". I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate. I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up to be the incredible people they are meant to be I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER! In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's Club in Baysville. I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been cremated. Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's ass For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest... Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and back Love, Sybil This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life
Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons)
 It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed
 away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side
 February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m.
 I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately
 referred to as a "Horse's Ass".
 I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with
 Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the
 Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the
 bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the
 ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey
 soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate.
 I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac
 Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up
 to be the incredible people they are meant to be
 I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my
 shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital
 School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER!
 In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a
 school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active
 horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's
 Club in Baysville.
 I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been
 cremated.
 Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband
 and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's
 ass
 For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it
 wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest...
 Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and
 back
 Love, Sybil
This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life

This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life

Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons) It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m. I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately referred to as a "Horse's Ass". I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate. I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up to be the incredible people they are meant to be I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER! In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's Club in Baysville. I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been cremated. Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's ass For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest... Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and back Love, Sybil This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life
Ass, Bones, and Children: HICKS, Sybil Marie (nee Lyons)
 It hurts me to admit it... but , Mrs. Ron Hicks from Baysville, have passed
 away. I passed peacefully with my eldest daughter, Brenda, by my side
 February 2, 2019 at 8:20 a.m.
 I leave behind my loving husband, Ron Hicks, whom I often affectionately
 referred to as a "Horse's Ass".
 I also left behind my children whom I tolerated over the years; Bob (with
 Carol) my oldest son and also my favourite. Brian (with Ginette) who was the
 Oreo cookie favourite, Brenda AKA "Hazel" who would run to clean the
 bathrooms when she heard company was coming. Barbara (with Gordon) the
 ever Miss Perfect and finally Baby Bruce who wouldn't eat homemade turkey
 soup because he didn't want to be alert looking for bones while he ate.
 I will miss seeing my sweetest grandchildren; Caitlin, Megan, Joel, Issac
 Mason, Rachel, Annie, Emma, Harrison, Clark, Choe, Orion, Griffin ...grow up
 to be the incredible people they are meant to be
 I graduated from Waterdown High School with honors while wearing my
 shiny bright saddle shoes. I later graduated from Hamilton General Hospital
 School Nursing class of 1957B -Best Class EVER!
 In 1972 Ron and I loaded the car with the 5- B's and headed north to run a
 school bus company for over 20 years in Baysville, Ontario. I was an active
 horticulturalist, a member of the Eastern Star and a member of the Lion's
 Club in Baysville.
 I finally have the smoking hot body I have always wanted... . having been
 cremated.
 Please come say goodbye and celebrate my wonderful life with my husband
 and his special friend Dorothy who is now lovingly taking care of my horse's
 ass
 For those of you who are wondering who assisted me in writing this. it
 wasn't my husband, it wasn't my oldest, nor was it my youngest...
 Thank you all for sharing my life with me. I am off to swim to the buoy and
 back
 Love, Sybil
This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life

This womans obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life

Donald Trump, New York, and News: BuzzFeed News REPORTING TO YOU Secret Files Show How Trump Moscow Talks Unfolded While Trump Heaped Praise On Putin Ahead of Michael Cohen's testimony, read the original paper trail behind the campaign to build Europe's tallest tower in Moscow- and how it played out alongside Donald Trump's presidential campaign. Azeen Ghorayshi BuzzFeed News Reporter Jason Leopold BuzzFeed News Reporter Anthony Cormier BuzzFeed News Reporter Enma Loop BuzzFeed News Reporter Posted on February 5, 2019, at 9:20 a.m. ET Very truly yours TRUM ACQU SUTION, LLO y: Name: Title: THE ABOVE ISKNOWLEDGED CONSENTED T ND AGREED TOB 1.C. EXPE STMENT COMP By: Andre Obtained by BuzzFeed News As a candidate, Donald Trump had a lot of praise for Vladimir Putin - and no business, he kept insisting, in Russia. These documents tell a different story October 11, 2015 Trump is asked about similarities with Putin I think that we are very different. I think that I would at the same time get along very well with him." October 28, 2015 A final version of the letter of intent gets the Russian developer's signature, along with Donald Trump's Very truly yours, TRUM ACQUSITION, LLC By: mc Title: November 3, 2015 THE ABOVE IS ACKNOWLEDGED, CONSENTED TO AND AGREED TO BY: I.C. EXPERT INVE ENT COMPANY y: Andre CEO TE HOUSE The day Trump signed the LOI was also the day of the third Republican primary debate The day after the countersigned letter of intent is circulated, Trump holds a press conference at Trump Tower in New York City T believe we will have a very good relationship with Russia.I believe that I will have a very good relationship with Putin Мария Бутина 11 июл 2015 Только что спросила кандидата в президенты США Дональда Трампа о его позиции в отношении России и санкций Трамп r。ворит о необходимости смягчения санкций, если будет избран. Вот вам и республиканцы, которые якобы против России Михаил Бутримов масонский круг США сам потом решит, смягчать ли или ужесточать. 11 июл 2015 Ответить rump Константин Николаевич пиздеть-не мешки ворочать 11 июл 2015 Ответить Виталий Фризен Трамп-барыга. Говорит одно, думает второе, делает третье. Таким как он веры нет. 11 июл 2015 Ответить Константин Тогай заигрывает. Понравилась наверное 11 июл 2015 Ответить Антон Карлович шнур-Выборы 2:15 11 июл 2015 Ответить Buzzfeed's new Trump Tower Moscow timeline missed my favourite bit of Putin-Praise : 11th July 2015, Freedomfest, Las Vegas
Donald Trump, New York, and News: BuzzFeed News
 REPORTING TO YOU
 Secret Files Show How Trump
 Moscow Talks Unfolded While Trump
 Heaped Praise On Putin
 Ahead of Michael Cohen's testimony, read the original paper trail behind the campaign to
 build Europe's tallest tower in Moscow- and how it played out alongside Donald Trump's
 presidential campaign.
 Azeen Ghorayshi
 BuzzFeed News Reporter
 Jason Leopold
 BuzzFeed News Reporter
 Anthony Cormier
 BuzzFeed News Reporter
 Enma Loop
 BuzzFeed News Reporter
 Posted on February 5, 2019, at 9:20 a.m. ET
 Very truly yours
 TRUM ACQU SUTION, LLO
 y:
 Name:
 Title:
 THE ABOVE ISKNOWLEDGED
 CONSENTED T ND AGREED TOB
 1.C. EXPE
 STMENT COMP
 By:
 Andre
 Obtained by BuzzFeed News
 As a candidate, Donald Trump had a lot of praise for Vladimir Putin - and no business,
 he kept insisting, in Russia. These documents tell a different story

 October 11, 2015
 Trump is asked about similarities with
 Putin
 I think that we are very
 different. I think that I would
 at the same time get along
 very well with him."
 October 28, 2015
 A final version of the letter of intent gets the
 Russian developer's signature, along with
 Donald Trump's
 Very truly yours,
 TRUM ACQUSITION, LLC
 By:
 mc
 Title:
 November 3, 2015
 THE ABOVE IS ACKNOWLEDGED,
 CONSENTED TO AND AGREED TO BY:
 I.C. EXPERT INVE
 ENT COMPANY
 y:
 Andre
 CEO
 TE HOUSE
 The day Trump signed the LOI was also the
 day of the third Republican primary debate
 The day after the countersigned letter of intent
 is circulated, Trump holds a press conference
 at Trump Tower in New York City
 T believe we will have a very
 good relationship with Russia.I
 believe that I will have a very
 good relationship with Putin

 Мария Бутина
 11 июл 2015
 Только что спросила кандидата в
 президенты США Дональда Трампа о его
 позиции в отношении России и санкций
 Трамп r。ворит о необходимости смягчения
 санкций, если будет избран. Вот вам и
 республиканцы, которые якобы против
 России
 Михаил Бутримов
 масонский круг США сам потом
 решит, смягчать ли или ужесточать.
 11 июл 2015 Ответить
 rump
 Константин Николаевич
 пиздеть-не мешки ворочать
 11 июл 2015 Ответить
 Виталий Фризен
 Трамп-барыга. Говорит одно, думает
 второе, делает третье. Таким как он
 веры нет.
 11 июл 2015 Ответить
 Константин Тогай
 заигрывает. Понравилась наверное
 11 июл 2015 Ответить
 Антон Карлович
 шнур-Выборы
 2:15
 11 июл 2015 Ответить
Buzzfeed's new Trump Tower Moscow timeline missed my favourite bit of Putin-Praise : 11th July 2015, Freedomfest, Las Vegas

Buzzfeed's new Trump Tower Moscow timeline missed my favourite bit of Putin-Praise : 11th July 2015, Freedomfest, Las Vegas

Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something. Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened. Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. 💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂
Crime, Instagram, and Memes: Chris Harrigan
 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC
 Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
 Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
 story I've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
 Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
 come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
 with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
 eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
 This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
 platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
 offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
 away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
 come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
 slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
 of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
 every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
 interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
 frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
 was like he was rearing them up for... something.
 Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
 man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
 the train was about to leave. It happened.
 Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
 entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
 entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
 doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
 The next train stop was five minutes away.
💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

💨 @hitsblunt is the funniest hits blunt page on Instagram! 👺😂

Anaconda, At-At, and Bad: theshitpostcalligrapher: morgan1yam: theshitpostcalligrapher: 99daysofr: theshitpostcalligrapher: theshitpostcalligrapher: it fuckin begins my dudes.  for expository context i started working on this bad boy at 1am whilst listening to a fight club audiobook for free on youtube and avoiding readings on international policy so u kno.  same as always.  #why would you dothis to yourself To test my abilities Ok hypothetically speaking how much would it cost for someone to commission something like this. about 3.8 souls on proper conversion rates, but I’m gonna start bidding at around $1500 CAD and we’ll go from there  Okay, so you’re pricing yourself waaaay low there! Not only for the cost of supplies, or time spent making it. But also for the cost on your soul and the cost of this level of quality shitmemeing.You are doing this by hand, and  In most cases, rates for book transcription are approximately $0.01 to $0.20 a word or line, $1 to $3 a page, $10 to $50 an hour, and $5,000 to $20,000 per project, depending on the difficulty of the project and the experience of the transcriptionist. Transcriptionist. Who would just be typing the words out on a keyboard. YOU ARE DOING IT PHYSICALLY. YOU ARE MAKING SHITPOST AAAART. This is effectively the Gregorian tomb of the bee movie, a potential master work. Also, you need to think of how much money you COULD be making during the time that you are spending working on this project. As well as how many months you want to not worry about snacks in the future, or having to pay off the carpel tunnel medication you’ll need for your wrist after this. (Health care is only mostly free.)TLDR: Start your bidding at at least 3 to 5 thousand… at the least. actually i redid the math on this one and you’re actually right. For commissions I charge 35 base plus 20 an hour, with higher base rates if it takes me more than a day in total (100 per day).I can usually do gothic calligraphy at a rate of about 330 characters an hour, give or take. the bee movie is about 40,683 characters in total, which totals me out at roughly 124 hours, rounding up. for just the hourly, that puts us at $2480, but the fact that that total time is over 5 days brings base fee up to 500 dollars. I use black india ink, which i could write whole encyclopedias with with just the 30 dollar bottle i bought 2 years ago, so that’s largely negligible. I use dip nibs which wear like motherfuckers and are always counted as sunk costs bc of how long their work life tends to be. The leather book cost me about 50 bucks after tax. There’s a Canadian tax thing called a “small supplier exemption” whereupon if you have a sole proprietorship entity (ie a small business/freelancing) that makes less than $30,000 a year (which i DEF DO NOT LMAO) you don’t need to register for GST/HST, which is why i don’t charge y’all taxes on stuff. Opportunity cost calculation is tricky, because as sole proprietorship, it’s difficult to quantify the potential gains lost. And in other employment, minimum in my province is 14/hour, and positions w/my degree usually start out at 20/hour anyways so thats a moot point. That totals us out at a starting bid, at cost, of $3030.00 CAD  and of course, for those who feel like it, there’s always a kofi that exists if you would like to donate to and take part in (spiritually at least) of the Tombe Of The Bee efforts
Anaconda, At-At, and Bad: theshitpostcalligrapher:

morgan1yam:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

99daysofr:

theshitpostcalligrapher:


theshitpostcalligrapher:

it fuckin begins my dudes. 
for expository context i started working on this bad boy at 1am whilst listening to a fight club audiobook for free on youtube and avoiding readings on international policy so u kno. 
same as always. 



#why would you dothis to yourself
To test my abilities


Ok hypothetically speaking how much would it cost for someone to commission something like this.

about 3.8 souls on proper conversion rates, but I’m gonna start bidding at around $1500 CAD and we’ll go from there 

Okay, so you’re pricing yourself waaaay low there! Not only for the cost of supplies, or time spent making it. But also for the cost on your soul and the cost of this level of quality shitmemeing.You are doing this by hand, and 

In most cases, rates for book transcription are approximately $0.01 to $0.20 a word or line, $1 to $3 a page, $10 to $50 an hour, and $5,000 to $20,000 per project, depending on the difficulty of the project and the experience of the transcriptionist. Transcriptionist. Who would just be typing the words out on a keyboard. YOU ARE DOING IT PHYSICALLY. YOU ARE MAKING SHITPOST AAAART. This is effectively the Gregorian tomb of the bee movie, a potential master work.
Also, you need to think of how much money you COULD be making during the time that you are spending working on this project. As well as how many months you want to not worry about snacks in the future, or having to pay off the carpel tunnel medication you’ll need for your wrist after this. (Health care is only mostly free.)TLDR: Start your bidding at at least 3 to 5 thousand… at the least.

actually i redid the math on this one and you’re actually right. For commissions I charge 35 base plus 20 an hour, with higher base rates if it takes me more than a day in total (100 per day).I can usually do gothic calligraphy at a rate of about 330 characters an hour, give or take. the bee movie is about 40,683 characters in total, which totals me out at roughly 124 hours, rounding up. for just the hourly, that puts us at $2480, but the fact that that total time is over 5 days brings base fee up to 500 dollars. I use black india ink, which i could write whole encyclopedias with with just the 30 dollar bottle i bought 2 years ago, so that’s largely negligible. I use dip nibs which wear like motherfuckers and are always counted as sunk costs bc of how long their work life tends to be. The leather book cost me about 50 bucks after tax. There’s a Canadian tax thing called a “small supplier exemption” whereupon if you have a sole proprietorship entity (ie a small business/freelancing) that makes less than $30,000 a year (which i DEF DO NOT LMAO) you don’t need to register for GST/HST, which is why i don’t charge y’all taxes on stuff. Opportunity cost calculation is tricky, because as sole proprietorship, it’s difficult to quantify the potential gains lost. And in other employment, minimum in my province is 14/hour, and positions w/my degree usually start out at 20/hour anyways so thats a moot point. That totals us out at a starting bid, at cost, of $3030.00 CAD  and of course, for those who feel like it, there’s always a kofi that exists if you would like to donate to and take part in (spiritually at least) of the Tombe Of The Bee efforts

theshitpostcalligrapher: morgan1yam: theshitpostcalligrapher: 99daysofr: theshitpostcalligrapher: theshitpostcalligrapher: it fuckin ...

Crime, Target, and True: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC. Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS CHAOTIC EVIL
Crime, Target, and True: Chris Harrigan
 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC.
 Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
 Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
 story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
 Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
 come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
 with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
 eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
 This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
 platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
 offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
 away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
 come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
 slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
 of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
 every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
 interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
 frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
 was like he was rearing them up for... something
 Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
 man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
 the train was about to leave. It happened
 Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
 entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
 entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
 doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
 The next train stop was five minutes away.
teamrocketing:
thisarenotarealblog:

chaotic neutral


THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

Crime, True, and Tumblr: Chris Harrigan 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC. Guys this is the true crime story of the decade: Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really eating them. He was just sort of letting them air. This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip every now and then - just enough to keep the birds interested, but not enough to sate them. It was frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It was like he was rearing them up for... something Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when the train was about to leave. It happened Right before the doors closed, the man threw the entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium The next train stop was five minutes away. <p><a href="http://teamrocketing.tk/post/138927447346/thisarenotarealblog-chaotic-neutral-thats" class="tumblr_blog">teamrocketing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisarenotarealblog.tumblr.com/post/138509732373">thisarenotarealblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>chaotic neutral</p> </blockquote> <p>THATS CHAOTIC EVIL</p></blockquote>
Crime, True, and Tumblr: Chris Harrigan
 5 hrs Melbourne, VIC.
 Guys this is the true crime story of the decade:
 Yesterday a friend told me what might well be the best
 story l've ever heard. She had caught the train in from
 Frankston. And while she was waiting for the train to
 come, she noticed a man sitting down on the platform
 with a bag of fish and chips. But he wasn't really
 eating them. He was just sort of letting them air.
 This attracted a few seagulls, who began to circle the
 platform. Instead of shooing the birds away, the man
 offered them a few chips. He'd toss one a foot or so
 away from him. It was like he was beckoning them to
 come closer. He kept doing this, eking the chips out
 slowly, until there was a big group of seagulls in front
 of him, 15 or 20. A tiny army. He'd throw them a chip
 every now and then - just enough to keep the birds
 interested, but not enough to sate them. It was
 frustrating. They were getting angry. Squawking. It
 was like he was rearing them up for... something
 Then the train came, and everyone got on. But the
 man stayed on the ground with his chips. Just when
 the train was about to leave. It happened
 Right before the doors closed, the man threw the
 entire bag of the fish and chips into the train. The
 entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. And the
 doors closed. Inside the train: pandemonium
 The next train stop was five minutes away.
<p><a href="http://teamrocketing.tk/post/138927447346/thisarenotarealblog-chaotic-neutral-thats" class="tumblr_blog">teamrocketing</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisarenotarealblog.tumblr.com/post/138509732373">thisarenotarealblog</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>chaotic neutral</p>
</blockquote>

<p>THATS CHAOTIC EVIL</p></blockquote>

teamrocketing: thisarenotarealblog: chaotic neutral THATS CHAOTIC EVIL

Bad, Dancing, and Meme: 2 3 4 6 7 8 10 12 13 1 16 1. On Vacation 2. Sports and Fitness 3. Being Creative 4. Cooking 5. Eating 6. Doing Chores 7. Playing an Instrument 8. With an Anima 9. Operating a Vehicle 10. Dancing 11. Dressing Up Fancy 12. Getting Clean 13. Smoochin 14. Waiting for Something 15. Surprised 16. Everything Has Gone Wrong 17. Hiding 18. Exhausted 19. Caught Outside in Bad Weather 20. In an Argument 21. Doing a Violence 22. Injury 23. Death 1. The Beach 2. The Mall 3. Space 4. The Jungle .A Restaurant/Cafe/Bar 6. A Famous Landmark 7. A Not-Famous Landmark 8. Hell 9. School 10. Prison 11. The Desert 12. An Absurdist Painting 13. The Grocery Store 14. The Park 15. A Festival 16. A Museum 17. The Hospital 18. Underwater 19. An Old Lady's House 20. A Construction Site 21. An Elevator 22. A Public Restroom 23. On TV <p><a href="http://boink-the-joiner.tumblr.com/post/137433123148/three-parts-palette-meme-cause-im-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">boink-the-joiner</a>:</p><blockquote> <h2>Three Parts Palette Meme <br/></h2> <p>Cause I’m tired of drawing lone figures posing vaguely in empty space.<br/></p> <p> <b>Instructions:</b><br/></p> <ol><li>Send me the names of <b>two</b> characters and a palette number.<br/></li> <li>I’ll randomly generate two numbers 1-23 for the place and the action.</li> <li>A drawing will come out of it, hopefully.</li> </ol><p>Feel free to reblog if you want to try it yourself!<br/></p> </blockquote>
Bad, Dancing, and Meme: 2
 3
 4
 6
 7
 8
 10
 12
 13
 1
 16

 1. On Vacation
 2. Sports and Fitness
 3. Being Creative
 4. Cooking
 5. Eating
 6. Doing Chores
 7. Playing an Instrument
 8. With an Anima
 9. Operating a Vehicle
 10. Dancing
 11. Dressing Up Fancy
 12. Getting Clean
 13. Smoochin
 14. Waiting for Something
 15. Surprised
 16. Everything Has Gone Wrong
 17. Hiding
 18. Exhausted
 19. Caught Outside in Bad Weather
 20. In an Argument
 21. Doing a Violence
 22. Injury
 23. Death

 1. The Beach
 2. The Mall
 3. Space
 4. The Jungle
 .A Restaurant/Cafe/Bar
 6. A Famous Landmark
 7. A Not-Famous Landmark
 8. Hell
 9. School
 10. Prison
 11. The Desert
 12. An Absurdist Painting
 13. The Grocery Store
 14. The Park
 15. A Festival
 16. A Museum
 17. The Hospital
 18. Underwater
 19. An Old Lady's House
 20. A Construction Site
 21. An Elevator
 22. A Public Restroom
 23. On TV
<p><a href="http://boink-the-joiner.tumblr.com/post/137433123148/three-parts-palette-meme-cause-im-tired-of" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">boink-the-joiner</a>:</p><blockquote>
<h2>Three Parts Palette Meme <br/></h2>
<p>Cause I’m tired of drawing lone figures posing vaguely in empty space.<br/></p>
<p>
<b>Instructions:</b><br/></p>
<ol><li>Send me the names of <b>two</b> characters and a palette number.<br/></li>
<li>I’ll randomly generate two numbers 1-23 for the place and the action.</li>
<li>A drawing will come out of it, hopefully.</li>
</ol><p>Feel free to reblog if you want to try it yourself!<br/></p>
</blockquote>

boink-the-joiner: Three Parts Palette Meme Cause I’m tired of drawing lone figures posing vaguely in empty space. Instructions: Send me th...

Anaconda, Beyonce, and Billboard: Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo @balleralert Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ One year ago today, the world lost Atlanta native and rapper ShawtyLo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Born Carlos Rico Walker, Shawty Lo got his start in music in 2003 as a founding member of the rap group D4L. Alongside other group members, Fabo, Mook-B and Stoney, the group had much success with their debut album 'Down for Life' which brought us chart topping hits like 'Laffy Taffy' and 'Betcha Can't Do It Me'. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In 2007, just two years after D4L's album release, Walker released his debut solo single 'Dey Know'. The single was an instant hit, charting in the Top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 and earning him three Bet Hip-Hop Awards. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Walker died Sept. 21, 2016 from a car accident in Fulton County, Georgia. The accident happened around 2:20 a.m. when Walker's car went over a guardrail, hitting two trees, and catching fire. The rapper was ejected from the car and pronounced dead at the scene. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While Walker died rather young at the age of 40, his career was impactful enough to earn him tributes from other great artists such as Beyonce, GucciMane, LilKim, Future, and many more. rip
Anaconda, Beyonce, and Billboard: Today in Hip-Hop: One Year
 Since the Death of Shawty Lo
 @balleralert
Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ One year ago today, the world lost Atlanta native and rapper ShawtyLo. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Born Carlos Rico Walker, Shawty Lo got his start in music in 2003 as a founding member of the rap group D4L. Alongside other group members, Fabo, Mook-B and Stoney, the group had much success with their debut album 'Down for Life' which brought us chart topping hits like 'Laffy Taffy' and 'Betcha Can't Do It Me'. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In 2007, just two years after D4L's album release, Walker released his debut solo single 'Dey Know'. The single was an instant hit, charting in the Top 40 of the Billboard Hot 100 and earning him three Bet Hip-Hop Awards. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Walker died Sept. 21, 2016 from a car accident in Fulton County, Georgia. The accident happened around 2:20 a.m. when Walker's car went over a guardrail, hitting two trees, and catching fire. The rapper was ejected from the car and pronounced dead at the scene. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ While Walker died rather young at the age of 40, his career was impactful enough to earn him tributes from other great artists such as Beyonce, GucciMane, LilKim, Future, and many more. rip

Today in Hip-Hop: One Year Since the Death of Shawty Lo-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ One year ago today, the world lost Atlanta nat...

Family, Internet, and Life: 1. Carve with a razor 157" on your hand, send a photo to the curator 2 Wake up at 4.20 am. and watch psychedelic and scary videos that curator sends you 3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3 cuts, send a photo to the curator 4. Draw a whale on a sheet of papet, send a photo to curator S If you are ready to 'become a whale, carve YES on your leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself) 6. Task with a cipher 7, Carve 140 on your hand, send a photo to curator 8. Type Lam,whale in your VKontakte status 9. You have to overcome your fear 10. Wake up at 4.20 am and go to a roof (the higher the better) 11. Carve a whale on your hand with a razor, send a photo to curator 12. Watch psychedelic and horror videos all day 13. Listen to music that they (curatore) send you 14. Cut your lip 15, Poke your hand with a needle many times 16 Do something painful to yourself, make yourself sick 17. Go to the highest roof you can find, stand on the edge for some time 18, Go to a bridge, stand on the edge 19. Climb up a crane or at least try to do it 20. The curator checks if you are trustworthy 21 Have a talk with a whale (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype 22 Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs dangling 23 Another task with a cipher 24. Secret task 25 Have a meeting with a whale 26. The curator tells you the date of your death and you have to accept it 27. Wake up at 4.20 a.m, and go to rails (visit any railroad that you can find) 28. Dont talk to anyone all day 29. Make a vow that you're a whale. 30-49. Everyday you wake up at 420am, watch horror videos, listen to music that "they" send you, make 1 cut on your body per day, tak to a whale. 50. Jump off a high building. Take your life. macipopedeleted PLEASE READ: there's tis "game" going around called blue whale. its this group and what they do is look for vulnerable accounts and people. they'll ask them to download an app from the internet to play a game... since it's from the internet they hack your phone and the app won't be able to be deleted. so now they have all your info. this is the sinister part; this "game" lasts a course of 50 days and each day is a new task or challenge (picture). some challenges are cutting or harming yourself or carving symbols in yor skin or even as far as stabbing yourself. they' ask you to send picture proof and if you don't they threaten you. they say they'l "kill your family" or do everything possible with the information they have about u from downloading the app (credit card info, etc.). t goes on and on and on until the 50th day where the final task is. they say you need to kill yourself to win which is absolutely absurd and inhumane. it started in russia and more than 150 teens have died from it and now it's spreading to the uk and possibly more places. i wish from the bottom of my heart this was some urban legend but t's not. it's real and these stories are all over the media. so please, if anyone you don't know dms u suspicious things or asks you to download something, don't trust them. once you download it you can't go back. STAY SAFE SPREAD AWARENESS, AND REPOST two-bendys-one-blog: ATTENTION!! There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it would be horrible to have this happen to anybody else. There is this horrible thing going around popular aminos called ‘The Blue Whale Challenge’, which is an app that has a link to it. If you do get a link to it from ANYBODY, I advise to immediately block them, and report them. This 50 day challenge, also known as ‘The Blue Whale Game’ is reported to have you do various things to harm yourself, or put yourself in immediate danger. These things include cutting yourself in various ways, (cutting into major veins, carving symbols into your body, generally harming yourself, etc.) going on top of buildings and standing close to the edge, attempting to climb a crane, talking to others suffering the same ordeal, etc. On the 50th day, they tell you to take your life. Jump from a building. Do not do any of this, EVER. There are people that care for you, and there would be people that would miss you horribly. Call the suicide hotline. Get help. Please, stay safe. Do not do this to yourself. If you download this app, they hack into your electronic device and find all of your personal information, and make it so that you can’t remove or delete the app. They will use whatever they can get against you. Your credit card, tell you that they will hunt down your loved ones and kill them, anything. The person that created this game may have been arrested, but there are people still sending the links for this game. Please, spread awareness about this problem so we can stop it before it starts. Stay safe, because I care. There are others that do too. Please, once again, stay safe, and do not download this app, or joke about it in any way.
Family, Internet, and Life: 1. Carve with a razor 157" on your hand, send a photo to the curator
 2 Wake up at 4.20 am. and watch psychedelic and scary videos that curator sends you
 3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3 cuts, send a photo to the curator
 4. Draw a whale on a sheet of papet, send a photo to curator
 S If you are ready to 'become a whale, carve YES on your leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself)
 6. Task with a cipher
 7, Carve 140 on your hand, send a photo to curator
 8. Type Lam,whale in your VKontakte status
 9. You have to overcome your fear
 10. Wake up at 4.20 am and go to a roof (the higher the better)
 11. Carve a whale on your hand with a razor, send a photo to curator
 12. Watch psychedelic and horror videos all day
 13. Listen to music that they (curatore) send you
 14. Cut your lip
 15, Poke your hand with a needle many times
 16 Do something painful to yourself, make yourself sick
 17. Go to the highest roof you can find, stand on the edge for some time
 18, Go to a bridge, stand on the edge
 19. Climb up a crane or at least try to do it
 20. The curator checks if you are trustworthy
 21 Have a talk with a whale (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype
 22 Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs dangling
 23 Another task with a cipher
 24. Secret task
 25 Have a meeting with a whale
 26. The curator tells you the date of your death and you have to accept it
 27. Wake up at 4.20 a.m, and go to rails (visit any railroad that you can find)
 28. Dont talk to anyone all day
 29. Make a vow that you're a whale.
 30-49. Everyday you wake up at 420am, watch horror videos, listen to music that "they" send you, make 1 cut on your
 body per day, tak to a whale.
 50. Jump off a high building. Take your life.

 macipopedeleted PLEASE READ: there's tis "game" going
 around called blue whale. its this group and what they do is
 look for vulnerable accounts and people. they'll ask them to
 download an app from the internet to play a game... since it's
 from the internet they hack your phone and the app won't be
 able to be deleted. so now they have all your info. this is the
 sinister part; this "game" lasts a course of 50 days and each
 day is a new task or challenge (picture). some challenges are
 cutting or harming yourself or carving symbols in yor skin
 or even as far as stabbing yourself. they' ask you to send
 picture proof and if you don't they threaten you. they say
 they'l "kill your family" or do everything possible with the
 information they have about u from downloading the app
 (credit card info, etc.). t goes on and on and on until the
 50th day where the final task is. they say you need to kill
 yourself to win which is absolutely absurd and inhumane. it
 started in russia and more than 150 teens have died from it
 and now it's spreading to the uk and possibly more places. i
 wish from the bottom of my heart this was some urban
 legend but t's not. it's real and these stories are all over the
 media. so please, if anyone you don't know dms u suspicious
 things or asks you to download something, don't trust them.
 once you download it you can't go back. STAY SAFE
 SPREAD AWARENESS, AND REPOST
two-bendys-one-blog:

ATTENTION!!

There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it would be horrible to have this happen to anybody else.

There is this horrible thing going around popular aminos called ‘The Blue Whale Challenge’, which is an app that has a link to it. If you do get a link to it from ANYBODY, I advise to immediately block them, and report them. 

This 50 day challenge, also known as ‘The Blue Whale Game’ is reported to have you do various things to harm yourself, or put yourself in immediate danger. These things include cutting yourself in various ways, (cutting into major veins, carving symbols into your body, generally harming yourself, etc.) going on top of buildings and standing close to the edge, attempting to climb a crane, talking to others suffering the same ordeal, etc.

On the 50th day, they tell you to take your life. Jump from a building. Do not do any of this, EVER. There are people that care for you, and there would be people that would miss you horribly. Call the suicide hotline. Get help. Please, stay safe. Do not do this to yourself. 

If you download this app, they hack into your electronic device and find all of your personal information, and make it so that you can’t remove or delete the app. They will use whatever they can get against you. Your credit card, tell you that they will hunt down your loved ones and kill them, anything. The person that created this game may have been arrested, but there are people still sending the links for this game. 

Please, spread awareness about this problem so we can stop it before it starts. Stay safe, because I care. There are others that do too. Please, once again, stay safe, and do not download this app, or joke about it in any way.

two-bendys-one-blog: ATTENTION!! There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it would...