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Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8");
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere.
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 * and hope it will be enough.
 Farewell.
 error_reporting (E_ALL) ;
 ini_set("display_errors",true);
 print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?>
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

Apple, Definitely, and Dogs: S: Sofia created a poll. March 4 at 10:33 PM ever since i moved to Europe, almost every single meal i've shared someone, there comes a point where someone asks, 'how do you say "bon inenglish' and then i have appétit dobar tek / eet smakelijk / explain that this expression essentially doesn't exist in English except for the incredibly informal 'chow down' to which they always respond in mixture of horror or confusion. after all, 'bon appétit' comes from French and it often has an air of pretension or irony and 'enjoy your meal can really only be said by someone not participating in the meal or am i wrong? what English-only phrase do YOU say before a meal? welcome to flavortown bone app the teeth +78 let's eat +71 dig in! +58 Enjoy! +56 RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE +41 GRUB We luv our bread we luv our butter but +38 most of all we luv each other 1 0+ Commencing operation mastication +31 0+ i wanna munch +29 Bone apple tea +28 .. Osteoporosis 2 +19 G'appetite +16 --- Ah, I greatly consuming this food, which is definitely not human flesh 0+ +16 eat up +14 17 OM NOM NOM NOM +10 0+ i think dogs should be able to vote +9 7 2468 dig in don't wait AMOE 0+ Blonde amputee +8 Help yourself +6 tuck in +6 time to dig in +6 shallmst we nom? +5 Boom map the sheets +4 Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay +4 Phone apple jeans +3 eat up martha +3 it's time to mönch...it's time to crönch +3 M food +2 happy masticating +2 muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
Apple, Definitely, and Dogs: S:
 Sofia created a poll.
 March 4 at 10:33 PM
 ever since i moved to Europe, almost every single meal i've shared
 someone, there comes a point where someone asks, 'how do you say "bon
 inenglish' and then i have
 appétit dobar tek / eet smakelijk /
 explain that this expression essentially doesn't exist in English except for
 the incredibly informal 'chow down' to which they always respond in
 mixture of horror or confusion.
 after all, 'bon appétit' comes from French and it often has an air of
 pretension or irony and 'enjoy your meal can really only be said by
 someone not participating in the meal
 or am i wrong? what English-only phrase do YOU say before a meal?
 welcome to flavortown
 bone app the teeth
 +78
 let's eat
 +71
 dig in!
 +58
 Enjoy!
 +56
 RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE
 +41
 GRUB
 We luv our bread we luv our butter but
 +38
 most of all we luv each other
 1
 0+
 Commencing operation mastication
 +31
 0+
 i wanna munch
 +29
 Bone apple tea
 +28
 ..
 Osteoporosis
 2
 +19
 G'appetite
 +16
 ---
 Ah, I greatly consuming this food, which is
 definitely not human flesh
 0+
 +16
 eat up
 +14
 17
 OM NOM NOM NOM
 +10
 0+
 i think dogs should be able to vote
 +9
 7
 2468 dig in don't wait
 AMOE
 0+
 Blonde amputee
 +8
 Help yourself
 +6
 tuck in
 +6
 time to dig in
 +6
 shallmst we nom?
 +5
 Boom map the sheets
 +4
 Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay
 +4
 Phone apple jeans
 +3
 eat up martha
 +3
 it's time to mönch...it's time to crönch
 +3
 M
 food
 +2
 happy masticating
 +2
muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

muaddibbler:The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

Division, Std, and Fop: Frederik Merx Folgen @DerMerx Die AfD hat sich im Stadtrat Ludwigshafen offenbar gerade selbst aus dem Hauptausschuss rausgewählt, weil man aus Versehen beim Wahlvorschlag der SPD mitgestimmt hat. Jetzt geht's um Videobeweis und darum, ob @JuttaSteinruck darauf hinweisen muss, dass jeder nur eine Stimme hat. Frederik Merx @DerMerx -6 Std. Die AfD will jetzt, dass der Wahlgang wiederholt wird. Man habe einen Fehler gemacht. Die anderen Fraktionen haben schon einmal dagegen gestimmt. 5 ti24 621 Frederik Merx @DerMerx 6 Std. Jetzt liegt aus dem Material des Offenen Kanals angeblich der Videobeweis vor. @JuttaSteinruck schmunzelnd: ,,Damit wird die Stadt Ludwigshafen in die Geschichte eingehen!" Material wird nun gesichtet. 5 t 22 684 Frederik Merx @DerMerx 5 Std. Jetzt offiziell: Die AfD hat 6 ihrer 8 Stimmen der SPD gegeben. Damit hat sie keinen Sitz im Hauptausschuss. Stadtratswahl 2019 Ausschuss-Zuteilungsverfahren Ausschussberechnung Anfangsdivisor: 3,6250 (58 Gesamtstimmen/16 Sitze) Sitze Sitzanteil Division Stimmen 6,3448 23/3,6250 15/3,6250 3/3,6250 6/3,6250 3/3,6250 3/3,6250 Wahlvorschlag 23 4,1379 SPD 15 0,8275 CDU 3 2 FOP GRUNE 1,6551 6 1 0,8275 3 FWG 1 0,8275 3 DIE LINKE 5/3,6250 1,3793 GRUNE und PIRATEN Sitze gesamt 16 Frederik Merx @DerMerx 5 Std. Update von der Stadt-Pressesprecherin, die das Videomaterial gesehen hat. ALLE AfDler haben für die SPD gestimmt. Anwesend waren aber nur sechs, zwei sind entschuldigt. Somit gab's also gar keine Stimmen für die AfD.
Division, Std, and Fop: Frederik Merx
 Folgen
 @DerMerx
 Die AfD hat sich im Stadtrat
 Ludwigshafen offenbar gerade selbst aus
 dem Hauptausschuss rausgewählt, weil
 man aus Versehen beim Wahlvorschlag
 der SPD mitgestimmt hat. Jetzt geht's
 um Videobeweis und darum, ob
 @JuttaSteinruck darauf hinweisen muss,
 dass jeder nur eine Stimme hat.

 Frederik Merx @DerMerx -6 Std.
 Die AfD will jetzt, dass der Wahlgang wiederholt wird. Man habe einen Fehler
 gemacht. Die anderen Fraktionen haben schon einmal dagegen gestimmt.
 5
 ti24
 621
 Frederik Merx @DerMerx 6 Std.
 Jetzt liegt aus dem Material des Offenen Kanals angeblich der Videobeweis vor.
 @JuttaSteinruck schmunzelnd: ,,Damit wird die Stadt Ludwigshafen in die
 Geschichte eingehen!"
 Material wird nun
 gesichtet.
 5
 t 22
 684
 Frederik Merx @DerMerx 5 Std.
 Jetzt offiziell: Die AfD hat 6 ihrer 8 Stimmen der SPD gegeben. Damit hat sie
 keinen Sitz im Hauptausschuss.
 Stadtratswahl 2019 Ausschuss-Zuteilungsverfahren
 Ausschussberechnung
 Anfangsdivisor: 3,6250 (58 Gesamtstimmen/16 Sitze)
 Sitze
 Sitzanteil
 Division
 Stimmen
 6,3448
 23/3,6250
 15/3,6250
 3/3,6250
 6/3,6250
 3/3,6250
 3/3,6250
 Wahlvorschlag
 23
 4,1379
 SPD
 15
 0,8275
 CDU
 3
 2
 FOP
 GRUNE
 1,6551
 6
 1
 0,8275
 3
 FWG
 1
 0,8275
 3
 DIE LINKE
 5/3,6250
 1,3793
 GRUNE und PIRATEN
 Sitze gesamt
 16

 Frederik Merx @DerMerx 5 Std.
 Update von der Stadt-Pressesprecherin, die das Videomaterial gesehen hat. ALLE
 AfDler haben für die SPD gestimmt. Anwesend waren aber nur sechs, zwei sind
 entschuldigt. Somit gab's also gar keine Stimmen für die AfD.
Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: * 4 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough Farewell * error_reporting (E ALL); ini set("display_errors", true) print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?> Don’t read the source, Luke!
Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *
 4
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment.
 Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell
 *
 error_reporting (E ALL);
 ini set("display_errors", true)
 print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?>
Don’t read the source, Luke!

Don’t read the source, Luke!

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I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”

I call this piece “What the heck is wrong with me?”