Children, Love, and News: Today 11:12 AM Hey this is Rachel from Tinder! Oh! Hey Rachel whats going on? I just have a couple of questions before we get too deep into things Ohh alright go ahead! Tell me the things that make you a great guy and would make you a great father of our children! Oh hell yeah! Ahhah well first I am athletic, I love working out. have a postivie mind set. I enjoy the outdoors. I always enjoy new challenges. I feel like I am a very well rounded guy Luke I am sorry to say this is not Rachel. This is Scott K. with the recruiting division for the Army. The good news is that you seem to fit our qualifications perfectly and we are going to draft you for the upcoming world war. Thanks for your input and we will be in contact soon. - Scott. I also have depression, anxiety, claustrophobia, and some PTSD. I hate the outdoors and I can barely lift 20lbs. Sorry for the confusion. -Luke Read 11:24 AM iMessage SNEAK 1,000 Sneak 1,000

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