Lit, Martin, and Moms: Melissa O Real Estate at Self Employed e University of Missouri O 22 miles away Picture this... we're out on like our third date. We go to an Italian restaurant that just opened named Mom's. It's dimly lit, candles on the table, Dean Martin softly playing. We decide to order spaghetti & make an obligatory "Lady and The Tramp" joke. After a nice bottle of wine and great conversation, you take me home. We kiss. I'm nervous. You're nervous. The kiss takes our breath away. Your palms are sweaty. Knees week, arms are heavy. There's vomit on your sweater already. Mom's spaghetti HD °BRIX They had us in the first half

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