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Tiger

Tigers

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This Thing Almost Killed My Grandma
Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE
I didn't realize it when
ordering. But When every one left the house one day I
decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works
well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying
to use this it was really big and awkward. l was trying to
back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the
massive width. I had my l-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger"
trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well l didn't hear
my grandmother come home early and apparently i was
making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong
mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song
to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks
my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt
bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and
Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing Up my
anus all the way to the base
I'm Screaming in pain, and My
grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know
she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt
hole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and
am freaking out worrying that I've killed her. So I crawled
over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the
paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried
explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing
Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my
grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye
contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear.
And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing
its air brakes
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